GorisTheDeathclaw
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Did not expect that ending to say the least
derpy+sex=no.
it ruins the character for me.
I almost want to read it, but my Derpy image will not be ruined. Ever.
You evil, evil, evil person, Goris.
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Why did you click on a story with a picture of Derpy biting her lip and with a big purple "SEX" tag if you don't want to see a sex story with Derpy?
1106929 Everypony knows why you clicked this story; and so do you.
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Derpy_Hooves.png Great Derpy to
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1106959
fine, i admit it.
i wanted to read it...
yes my secret shame. you've found it...
actually, i like the derpy stories. i was hoping to find character elements for MY fic. so i've read too many derpy stories.
it's creepy.
Derpy is out of character, just putting it out there. She is completely out of character.
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No, I don't like this.
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Because she totally has a character outside "jumps on lightning clouds and falls through floors".
1107067 Please, then. Enlighten us as to what would be Derpy in character?
1107082 Still, you have your Derpy, and I have my Derpy.
Good, and funny.
I don't like gay-like stuff, but it's okay.
Thumbs up, for humor.
1107086 I'm just saying that there is my Derpy and his Derpy, and....nevermind.
I'm probably not welcome in Sugarcube Corner... I'm suprised I'm still in Equestria with the shit that went down.
And I could not forsee a relationship with Derpy ever going as wrong as this...
1107096 Precisely. Your view of the character differs from his. You have every right to state your displeasure; your personal tastes are not the question. But you have no right to point fingers about something that isn't defined.
1107125 Then we should drop it?
1107096
Before foolishly and recklessly writing a fanfiction with Derpy, I should have consulted you on your interpretation of her!
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me!
I'm making a vow right here to redeem myself. In future before I write a fanfiction, I'll be sure it matches your exact specifications as to how background characters and/or characters with about 2 lines in the show should act.
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Yeah, that's probably best.
THIS IS ONLY GOING TO GO BAD! Let's read dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png
After reading: I'll never unclench again *~*
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What have I done!
AHAHAHAA MY SIDES!
YOU WIN.
Dah F*** I just read?
This is just pure damn gold!!
I haven't read it yet. I will. But i'm obligated to say, that header picture is fantastic.
I will say now that "You" is now longer accurate. Even the most crazed sex-fiend would cash in the lottery if they were given a choice between it or sleeping with some random person off the street.
*Remembers other fic where colt messes up big time with Pinkie in the sack* Oh dear Celestia it's this guy again isnt it? Poor guy...
*reads creamcake in the title*
*looks at title image*
*see's sex tag*
...
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Not even going to read it.
No offense to the writer of course, but i hate derpy clop.
Just soils the thing i love best.
...in the show, i mean
And if anyone questions 'why did i click on it if i didnt like it,' let me answer you now.
I clicked on it to post this comment and nothing more.
Good day to you, gentlemen.
~Fecler
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1107540i've read one of this guy's stories before (which btw are all clop) and they ALL end in disaster, with little to NO clop
1107717 sounds like i'm not missing much anyways.
1107733 true...btw, this is a really awkward story
...REALLY awkward
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is all that can be said. 
1107776 like i said
Why do you have such hatred for this guy?
I hope ditzy is alright
YES ALL OF MY WANT!
1108202 Fun is slaughtering towns, not destroying the genitalia and life of one stallion.
1108202 True dat.
Good job again! You made it further than the Luna one, but not much before crashing and burning... again.
If you ever go into a Goris fanfic with a bottle of lube because of the Sex tag, you will fail. Miserably.
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I don't hate him! In most of these stories he's basically a reflection of me.
As for why I make horrible things keep happening to him... yeah, it's fun/funny, as 1108202 said.
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You're missing out on literally the greatest thing ever. I'm not misusing literally there, it's seriously the greatest - better than oxygen and water and life and cereal.
But I still don't get why you'd click it just to tell me you're not interested in reading it (even though as has already been pointed out it's not actually clop). It's like me running into a sports club to talk about how much I hate sports...
...which I've actually done about twice, so never mind.
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My original hope when I wrote the first story was that a bunch of people would rush to the story in the hopes of jerking off and then just be completely destroyed by the twist ending.
Okay, I was seriously afraid when clicking this. Derpy is one of those sensitive characters...
Okay, seems legit, she bumps into him...he forgets about lotery, fine, why not.
...Goris...awww, Goris, wtf dude, just wtf!
Just. Allow my new animal friend to express just how much...I don't even know:
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You got me speechless yet again. And you very neatly weaved the previous episodes into it.
Now, enough chit-chat. Write a Chrysalis one.
1109018 "Yes, I'm all ready! Let's do this!"
*5 minutes later*
*jaw drops*
"WHAT THE HELL? GORIS!!!!!"
Tihis was so painfull to read xD
This was so funny
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OMG I laughed at the picture...she can't be sexy
What!? What the fu-
-sees author-
Oh. That explains everything.
I can't put my response into proper words right now... So i'm going to attempt to do so with macroes? I just... fuck... this probably wont work...
Yes... yeah, that seems about right.