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I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

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Whoever downvoted this doesn't know what they're missing out on. :rainbowlaugh: This was one of the best fanfics I've read in a long time and I probably laughed harder than I should have, but who cares? Totally going in my 'Faves of the Faves' box. You're probably getting featured, so have a mustache. :moustache:

And here's another for this side-splitting quote. :moustache:

“Oh dear Celestia…” Rarity muttered, somehow turning paler. “I just stepped in something warm and wet. Why is there something warm and wet on the floor?!”

:rainbowlaugh: You rock, dude. This fic was too epic.

Awesome story I die at the end

When I first started reading this(was interrupted by a problem with the article I had in another tab), it had one downvote, zero upvotes. Now has ten upvotes, 2 downvotes. The people who downvoted this are complete imbeciles. One-shot clop with a plot is incredibly rare, yet you've made it work. Bravo, good sir or madame. :moustache:

"Tonight , You" hand banana reference if I'm no mistaken?!!!!!!!:rainbowwild::ajsmug:

Poor AJ and Rainbow with all the interruptions. but some were pretty funny. Totally understand how the girls could jump to conclusions. But still all in all a pretty funny story. :ajsmug:

that was hot.:twilightsheepish: I know why it got downvoted, it was probably because of the cliched Dash and AJ trying to keep their relationship a secret from their friends so they try to meet up in private but get too many interruptions along the way.:rainbowwild:

Ha, Poor AJ and RD. Their stuck with their friends FOREVEEEEER!

Due to national security.

With a pairing like AppleDash, I feel like I usually know what to expect. But the way you managed to interweave feelings with the narrative finally works out in favor of the overall product better than a lot of the feelsfeely fics with these two I've seen before. I honestly found myself more interested with the scenes outside of the sex, which isn't usually a constant with me unless the writing is exceptional. Or at the very least, there. Thumb'd up and fav'd.

My favorite moment was near the end, where Dash just burst out about it all. Very powerful.

Oh, that was great. :pinkiehappy: Poor, poor frustrated Dash! :rainbowlaugh:

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH LAWDY dat ending! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::heart::applejackunsure:

:twilightsheepish::duck::yay::pinkiecrazy: Creeps

Ha! :rainbowlaugh: This is just too awesome and funny not to fave :ajsmug:

Oh, god, they were listening. :rainbowderp::applejackconfused: I thought they might still be there, but then I was all, "naw, the author wouldn't." And then you did. And it was both creepy and hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

This was good. I particularly liked how Pinkie was cast as the "only sane man," and the others' over-the-top reactions were great, as well as your characterizations. So yeah, thanks for a fun read :pinkiehappy:

:heart::heart::heart::heart::rainbowlaugh:this going to my favorites right now!!!

This had me laughing out loud at 3 in the morning.

So congratulations. :rainbowwild:

So far, you are two for two in terms of supremely entertaining, dang sexy, and surprisingly touching stories. I am impressed at the quality of your writing, and will be watching for more.

Well fuck. I think I just died. At least I died happy.

This was an awesome AppleDash story I seriously got a nosebleed from reading that last part

I like to know why they were keeping their relationship a secret from their understanding friends who will never judge them. That i find annoying because i would be mad if my friend was keeping a secret from me because they didn't trust me. I just thought it would be easier to tell them so then they would leave them alone because there wouldn't be any sneaking around making them curious in the first place.

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You're right. Things would've been much simpler if they had just come clean earlier. And yes, Applejack and Rainbow pretty much knew that their friends would support them (as they discussed early in the story).

But remember, when they started seeing each other, it was simply a casual arrangement - a "friends with benefits" sort of deal. Their thinking (in my mind, at least) was that such an arrangement would be awkward in their little circle of friends, and that their friends would make a bigger deal out of it than they thought it was. They figured it was easier to keep it quiet and uphold the status quo. They were just having some fun, after all.

The problem arose when they started to have genuine feelings of love for each other. That would've been a good time to be honest, and they probably would have been if Rainbow had her way. But Applejack, out of some combination of guilt over having lied already and irrational fears over how everyone would react (not just her friends), was driven to betray her honest nature and get trapped in a cycle of dishonesty. Rainbow, trying to be a good, loyal partner to Applejack, tried - perhaps misguidedly - to respect Applejack's wishes.

I've always been fascinated by the idea of the elements being distorted, both in terms of the virtues being betrayed, as well as the virtues being misapplied or over-applied. Applejack's situation here is a study in her losing touch with her element, and Rainbow's situation was a case of her being loyal to Applejack's wishes to such a degree that she overlooked the fact that she could have been even more loyal to Applejack by doing what Applejack herself could not: be honest...which, in the end, she made up for by revealing their relationship to the others, which was maybe the best gift she could have given Applejack.

Maybe all that is kind of flimsy - honestly, I just came up with the idea for this in the heat of the moment and maybe I didn't plan as well as I could have. But that's my story and I'm sticking to it. :rainbowdetermined2:

Thanks for reading!

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Oh i see thanks for clearing that up.:pinkiehappy: Now that i see it from AJ's point of view and Dash's loyalty to that. Either way i liked this story it was fun to read that's for sure. This story needs more views and recognition after all you deserve it. I hope to see more stories from you.:scootangel:

Yes.

Just "Yes." sums this whole story up.
I applaude you, this was an amazing read.

“…What the hay just happened?” :rainbowhuh:
-COCKBLOCKED-

“Oh, could you? I mean, if…if you aren’t otherwise occupied, of course…” :fluttershyouch:
-COCKBLOCKED-

“Applejack, I didn’t know you could walk on clouds!” :derpyderp1:
-DERPBLOCKED-

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

“Oh dear Celestia…” Rarity muttered, somehow turning paler. “I just stepped in something warm and wet. Why is there something warm and wet on the floor?!”
Then she take a taste to the thing and somehow it's looks like she's enjoying it. "Ah pish-posh! This liquid is so greatly tasty! :raritywink:"

WTF!!!!????? They were hearing Rainbow and Applejack having a huge sex??? :pinkiegasp: :flutterrage: BUT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY TOO!!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

F@CK YES!
Rainbow wins everything for that confession!
That is the best way to confess anything!

Ah yesh this was a wonderful story!

Comment posted by TwilightUCrazy deleted Aug 1st, 2014

Right. So if either of your other two fics weren't enough for me to follow you, this one sealed the deal. Well written, well characterized, and most importantly of all, consistently funny.

And the sex scenes were good too, but I prefer not to go too deeply into that.

Anyway, excellent job. You have the dubious honour of being the first person to be followed on my clop account.

You brilliant sonofabitch.

This was beyond awesome.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Yay! Rainbow finally got her orgasm!

One of my favorite stories on this portal :pinkiehappy: It's so silly, heartwarming and sexy that I often come back to read it once again. I wish you will write more AppleDash in the future :ajsmug:

this has been on my Read Later list for WAY too long. I have been saving it for a long time for a time I felt was right. and finally I got that time today and it was soo totally worth it

"We're making the beast with two backs"
Nice Othello reference there.

CANT....... BREATHE....... CANT...... HANDLE....... LAUGHING!

Poor Rarity, she stepped in the leftovers

Anyway, very well written, quite enjoyable, and the comedic value of this story fits amazingly, favoriting this one

Oh my goddess, that was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:
It was cute, it was charming, it was very, very hot and simply hilarious! I felt so awfully sorry for Rainbow every time something or someone messed their get-together up... and the end-scene? Raritys horror about getting messy? Twilights failing ability to speak? I laughed so hard...! This story was great and it really earned every little tag there is.

Thank you!

Ah, what an amazing fic! Read it once, read it twice, probably gonna read it many more times as long as I keep reading fanfics

Hooray for nookie! :pinkiehappy:

Throughout this fanfic, there wasn't a single moment when I wasn't laughing my butt off.:rainbowlaugh:

Rarity, don't step in the stuff that's 'warm and wet'! :twilightoops::rainbowderp:

But this is probably one of the best fanfics I've read:yay:

I liked this story, best ship obviously :ajsmug::rainbowkiss:
Curious if there is more to 2 little sections in there, though

Her gaze wandered to a rose sitting thirstily in a glass of water, off on the side of her reading desk. She lifted the rose in her magic and gave it a happy sniff, sighing as recent memories glowed in her mind.

“Well, usually that’s a sharp pain in my haunches, but that part of me was a little distracted last night, if you know what I mean.” She nudged Rarity with an elbow, winked, and gave a cartoonish approximation of a wolf whistle.

Is either of those detailed in the same continuity in one of your other stories?

Wow great story! Their journey was so annoying lol :twilightsmile:

The three frantic mares galloped from the library. Pinkie Pie sat still for a moment, eyes wide and blinking. Finally, she sighed and took off after them, muttering, “Sometimes I think I’m the only sane pony in this group.”

I feel really bad for Pinkie Pie

When it comes to NSFW pony content I'm honestly very picky, but this really worked for me! The premise was really funny and I really like the dynamic between these two here, it was a really fun read! I really felt for them, haha.

Wow, feels like that could be an actual episo…. Lol, just kidding. It definitely couldn’t. Awesome fic though. Very romantic, and I was proud of Dash for setting their nosey friends straight.

Then, Rainbow Dash gave a devilish grin that left nothing to the imagination, and Applejack felt as though her knees might give out on her.

Nope, the opposite. In fact, it left nearly everything to the imagination. Unless Applejack has a tooth fetish or something. Perhaps the phrase you want is “left nothing open to interpretation “. Now that I think about it though, that’s basically what you wrote in the first place. Meh.

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