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Well, guys, a lot of people have asked me to let the unlucky dude in my stories succeed just once. I GRANT YOUR WISH, PEOPLE WHO ASKED ME TO LET THE DUDE SUCCEED ROMANTICALLY JUST ONCE.
There is, of course, a catch, though.
Oh bless may soul, its the dreaded ;) face. That horrid thing gives me nightmares... 0_o
Yay! He finally got some!
*Reads last part*
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what, the poor fucker can't afford to be picky at this point. So we'll consider this success at long last. And hey, Berry's probably perfectly used to guys puking on her bedroom floor, too. So that still counts as a win.
But maybe I'm just an awful person.
That was hilarious! Good job!
Can you please return the favor and check out my stories?
Thanks
i knew where it was going! i knew it! but i did not baleve it! but now i have read it! and now... idk but something!
Oh dear sweet Celestia...
Dear sweet mother of Celestia....
Success always comes at a price, it seems.
Ohh my... That ending.
That's wrong on two different levels.
Doh! Poor guy. Although... Maybe he'll have a brother or sister now?
....................................................DAT ENDING!!! LOVED IT GORIS! I USUALY DONT LIKE DEATHCLAWS BUT YOUR PRETTY COOL FRIENDO.
You sir, are a crule, crule man.Not even deliciously crule, not even criminally crule so we could arrest you, not even crule with a side of beans. simply crule. and i bet you won't even say sorry.
(Seriously though, what is it with you and twist endings?)
OMG...
Oh dear Celestia.....
In all of hind site, I should have seen this coming....
Oh God no....
Oedipus, eat your heart out.
Incest? More like WINCEST!
No but seriously, this guy just can't catch a break.
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If my mum was hot I'd screw her.
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Well, that was AWKWARD.
AWESOME ending! LOL
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Maybe it's best to not get laid every now and then
Anywho, nice job making me piss myself of laughter again you were always good at that.
"Nice" twist.
first i was then i went but then i went
YES! FINALLY! I CAN LINK TO IT RELEVANTLY! Poor guy, though. JUST GIVE UP. I would have, but, then again...
*Reads last paragraph*
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
GODDAMMIT DEATHCLAW!
you made me spit out my milk.
Did she just did it with his son?
So he does have an oedipus complex
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He actually impregnated her with octuplets. They will all be abandoned at his doorstep immediately after they're born.
...oh dios que puta madre! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
It goes so right but ends so wrong.
Banged a drunk chick,
Found out it was his long lost mom.
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Saw it coming...
oh god, why
G. E. N. I. U. S. you sir, have earned yourself a spikestache bah what the hell, take two cheers, friend!
My reaction and exact phrase after reading.
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OH MY LOL
1052801 THAT'S STORY WAS FUCKIN DISGUTING!!!
I LOVE IT!!!
Keep it going man
Ooh, are you gonna do one where he goiges his eyes out?
Naaah, Greeks to deep, keep this humour nice and light.
OH WAIT.
Moral of the story:
Never make out with a drunken chick. You'll likely regret it.
I love your stories man! Always a surprise ending! Did a reading of this, with my friend, we laughed hardily.
That totally counts as a win.
I feel like you're actually Mister Cuddlesworth. This just seems like something he would do in his spare time when he's not throwing barrels.
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I prefer to compare myself to Steve the radroach.
Hey! Hey, it still counts! He still got laid and no health hazard, apart from maybe choking on vomit, fell on him!
IT. STILL. COUNTS.
At first I was like wooo it went well for him! Then I was like Ohhhhhhh ohh shiittttt
Saw that ending coming.