Drabble Kaboom!

by Alex Warlorn

Queen Gilda's decree

Queen Gilda, "By my royal decree, the 'chef kiss' is hereby made illegal!"

Crowds of griffins cheered thunderously at Gilda's decree.

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"STOP! STOP IT PLEASE!" Cried out an old griffin, surrounded by griffins doing the chef kiss over and over again.

The door was knocked down by the griffin police, to the theme of Dragnet stormed in, and carted off the villains.

"Thank you! You saved me! All hail queen Gilda!"

A giant statue of Gilda (not gold of course, that would be gone in no time) was build in honor of her making the most annoying sound in existence illegal.