A final explosion of drabbles, most written in the span of 24 hours, written by request. This is my swan song for my creative works. I hope you manage to enjoy them all. Most are comedies, some are emotional, some are a little profound. All involve the ponies we'e come to know and love.
So what, then? You're leaving this site?
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I have the final chapter of pony pov series to post.
You know, it's subtle, but I get the feeling that you disagree with some of the show's creative decisions.
So long, and thanks for all the ponies.
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I'm happy it didn't come across as brow beating then. *hugs*
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I just think they meant it's surprising you're totally done with fanfic
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You didn't give any rebuttal when the list was made.
Well, I might as well give this fic a read and see what it beholds.
Yaks are really thin-skinned for such big guys.
Born and raised in Florida, and I have not see snow yet...I'm jealous now.
Hmm. Pinkie and Minty. Those two are cut from the same cloth.
I've always hated those types of games. Which is why I am always hesitant to touch another horror game.
Capper...*shakes head in pity*
Oh my goodness.
What the hell?! Dammit Starlight, when are you gonna stop fcking things up?!
I think I agree.
Rainbow Dash, you sneaky bastard! And Applejack and Rarity swapped were not too bad.
Good points for thinking things through Patch.
Oh NOOO!
Hehe. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Sorry Fluttershy, but Big Mac is not for you...but for Rainbow Dash.
To be continued......
Continuing where I left off:
DAMMIT DISCORD!
Wow....I can see that now. Big evil gets redeemed while little evil is forever evil....the show writers really need to have their priorities straight.
Indeed.
Oh Spike, if only you knew the body count that ideology has produced in the human world.
hehe. That was amusing.
You have no idea.
Well, this was fun to read.
I liked this. Thumbs up.
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She actually asked Starlight to fix it because they're friends. The polymorph curse was on the Diamond Dogs' part.
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Thanks!
The cows, meanwhile, bankrupted the Storm King's corporate empire at the bargaining table.
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Thank you for the comment. But I don't get the joke with the cows.
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No real joke intended beyond the absurdity of cows negotiating absurdly favorable trade deals with yetis.
Alex, your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.
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Thanks! *hugs*
It was an obvious joke but it works very well here.
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Inspired by a picture of Twilight Sparkle as a sheep.
Later...
"Well..." Books and e-readers orbited Twilight like a star's asteroid belt. "Past trials do seem to indicate that transferring your soul to an unliving, unfeeling phylactery has some adverse effects on your psyche, especially in the long term as mortal ambitions and bonds feel increasingly irrelevant. Of course, the so-called 'demilich' hypothesis is based on the assumption that all souls will eventually long for death, and we're eternally living proof that that isn't the case.
"There could be a correlation without causation here. Most liches throughout history were already antisocial loners who forsook interpersonal bonds for power, and who sought undeath just to hold on to that power for eternity. Sweetie's reasons are pretty much unprecedented."
Rarity had learned much over the decades—one couldn't help it when knowing Twilight for that long—but she felt no more enlightened than the first time Twilight discussed the finer points of arcane radicals during a dress fitting. "Could you summarize, darling?"
Twilight smiled, the research material flying back to its proper spots. "Put simply, keep being her friend and she won't have any reason to turn evil."
Rarity returned the grin and nodded. "That much I think we can all manage."
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Not quite.
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Archlich
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Baelnorn_lich
But this wonderful.
Mind if I add this in as a sequel?
Though Fimfiction.net forbids role playing. This doesn't count me thinks.
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And again, it is an epic pleasure to have you honor one of my works with your presence.
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Feel free to throw it in! And yeah, right now we're only at "comment fic" levels of recursion. It'd take a few more responses to hit full-on roleplay.
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Done. Gonna show this on the other site.
Alternate title: "Ember Discovers the Uncanny Valley."
Can't say I blame her. So close, and yet so very, very far...
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Heh! Thank you for your comment sir!
For some reason those three now remind me of these three.
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HEH!~!!!
Well, at least Canterlot doesn't have any single-failure-point climate control systems that could be shattered by an alicorn tantrum.
...
How does the city stay attached to the mountain again?
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I like the fandom idea that the city actually covered a big bit of the mountain, not just the tiny bit we see.
Why is the first chapter so long?
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Because it's several drabbles all at once. thus the 'kaboom' part.
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Magic.
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How do you figure? It was G4 that had the characters backwards.
And this is why you don't give absolute power to... well, anyone, but especially not a child.
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The joke was supposed to be how Spike's revisions worked out fine.
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Good Lord, he even affected his author...
Oh, that's how most D&D worlds get insanely expansive cavern systems. It all makes sense now!
I imagine there's a fierce rivalry between kobolds and Diamond Dogs. That or the kobolds care only about the divine dig and the Dogs are happy to make use of the premade tunnels.
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HEH! Thank you great one for your comment!
Well, I suppose that's one way to stimulate the economy...
You'd think Ponyville would provide ample opportunities for that one.
Low-hanging fruit. Starlight isn't a communist; she's a cult leader and Handicapper General. Harriscolt Bergeroan has more to fear from her than Czar Yakolas II.
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You have your interpretation, and I have mine.
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Heh, logically, yes. Then again, they have pretty much 'cleaned up' every possible villains, often in convoluted and forced ways.
Reminds me of this great story: The Kobold of Ponyville.
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9814105 I think you guys are both right. The writers clearly wripped off Starlight's philosophy from Harrison Bergeron (Heck, the villainous Handicapper General in that story is named Diana Moon Glampers, which I remember every time someone calls Starlight Glimglam).
On the other hand, it sure seemed like Our Town had communal property and no market exchange, where goods were given freely and everyone labored for the glory of "the people" (in reality the most charismatic and intimidating person there). That seems a lot like the classic communist utopias that were founded in the US back in the day, that all kind of collapsed in on themselves over time.
So you can call Starlight Cutie Marx or Glimglampers, and both fit.
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Do the Kobolds consider it their reason for living to serve dragons?
Sounds like the day was saved by Plainity.
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Ironically I'd stopped watching the show mostly by that point.
Who knew Evil Pie-Hating Rainbow Dash was capable of such things? Thank goodness her ire is usually reserved for desserts.
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thanks for comment