The following letter will be published in every newspaper across Equestria.
Dear Equestria,
My name is Fluttershy and I feel as though our great nation needs to discover some very important things regarding our primary monarch, Princess Celestia. Well not just her, but things involving her School for Gifted Unicorns, how she interacts with her students and how her students interact with one another.
Regarding Princess Celestia, this is something I have known for a while but I just now feel ready to share what I know. Our primary princess is not this sweet, loving, caring princess everypony thinks she is. For centuries, she has had an extreme appetite for sex and given that she is a lesbian, she goes after the hottest mares in the land.
Regarding her special school, for as long as she has operated it, she has had sex with her female students, starting from the moment they mature and that continues even after they graduate, of course assuming they stay in Canterlot and they still meet Celestia's standards.
Want to know how I know this? You see, I know Princess Twilight Sparkle and at one time I was her owner and Master so I know what I'm talking about. She told me about how when she was in school that Celestia would not only screw her, but her schoolmates, well the sexy ones, on a regular basis. Who would have imagined that the "universally loved" Princess Celestia would be hiding such a dark secret?
If you don't believe me, there are four ponies up in Canterlot that Celestia screws on a regular basis. Their names are Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer and even the hot shot dentist, Dr. M. Colgate. Those four are deep in princess's circle of sexy times. To make matters worse, she has continued to have sex with Twilight, even after her coronation. What does this make you think of our leader?
Also when it comes to her school, she starts raising the fillies in there to be lesbians the moment they start school! From what I understand, the very day they start she begins to teach them that to be a truly great and powerful unicorn, that they must never engage in a romantic or sexual relationship with males and puts a great amount of emphasis on the fact that stallions would do nothing but hold them back. She tells them that the only way for them to become great is if they only engage in relationships with other mares, preferably unicorn mares. One student of hers hooked up with an earth pony mare and she kicked her out! She kicked her out solely because she did not get with a unicorn!
Another thing about her students, from what Twilight told me, they start having sex with one another the moment they mature! What they will do (well those that are close to one another), they will all gather in the protege's study tower and buck each other often, very often. I am pretty sure that nopony would ever expect such corruption out of our princess.
Want to know something else? There have been many instances, even once on a friendship mission, that Twilight has molested me all in the name of trying to "initiate me as a friend" and I have reported it to Princess Celestia and want to know what her response was? Her response was for me to simply put out for Twilight and maybe the molestation would stop. Twilight tries to rape me and she blows it off, she sides with Twilight! She is constantly siding with her and tells me all the time to just put out for Twilight so she will stop bitching. Now if you ask me that is inexcusable, completely inexcusable and it goes to show that our "benevolent" princess cares nothing about her subjects, only those closest to her.
Also, Princess Celestia will have sex with any random mare as well. I was one of those mares. Now it was consensual but the very fact that she would go bucking random mares is terrible! Everything I have stated is proof that our "benevolent" princess is nothing short of a whore who raises little whores in her school. If you ask me, I think she is unfit to rule and needs to be forced out, using any means necessary.
Who is with me? Should we force our racist, sexist nympho to abdicate? If you ask me, it is something that must be done or she will continue to churn out little mini-mes from her school and that could be bad, very bad for Equestria. Just look at Twilight, she screwed her sister-in-law for ages and she was Celestia's protege for ages before being ascended! You all saw the drama on The Iron Will Show a couple years back! Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Celestia wasn't somehow responsible for everything that went down.
This is proof that we need to abolish the monarchy and make Equestria a republic. Make it a republic because ponies would never elect such unsavory individuals like our monarchs. Look at the mayors in Equestria, they never behave like this because they know they would have to answer to their electorate! If Equestria ever does become a republic, I will run for President because I think I'm the only one with the morals to set things straight!
Hoping to End Tia's Tyrannical Reign,
Fluttershy
Dear Fluttershy.
Shut up. Go fuck Discord or that hellion you call a rabbit!
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Dear SS,
Sorry but Fluttershy is only a friend and I would never engage in anything like that with her. Rarity on the other hoof, I have recorded them screwing one another many, many times. I did so because Celestia needed more videos for her porn collection. She threatened to banish me to the moon if I didn't get her what she wanted.
Discord
Anypony I wish? Is there a certain amount of time it has to be done in?
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Yep, anypony and you have up until next Sunday to do so.
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Discord
Was Rarity the dominant one?
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SS,
Actually yes. Now this all happened prior to my dear friend becoming assertive and controlling so these days Fluttershy would own Rarity.
Discord
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Discord
You may not like it but I suggest sending Dr. Colgate into that mess sometime. I'm sure Celestia would enjoy it
Dear FlutterSlut,
Your lucky you have Discord on your side
Hating you,
anonymous
Dear stormluna,
will you be doing a chapter for Best gift ever?
sincerely,
Anonymous
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Dear SS,
I am already making plans. It won't be immediately but my friends and I plan on fucking that bitch up before too long.
Dr. M. Colgate, D.D.S.
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CuddleBug,
Discord won't be able to help her. I shall strike like a tornado at night while she is sleeping.
Dr. M. Colgate, D.D.S.
P.S. I already did one for Best Gift Ever--- StormLuna
Dear Fluttershy,
VIA LE REVOLUTION!
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You think this was a wise decision by Shy?
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Not. At. All.
BUT. This would be a great moment for Luna to establish the Lunar Empire and completely destroy her sister.
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Right now Luna has other things she is doing, such as prowling around in Shy's dreams.
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...why not multitask? XD
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That is simply not in her plans and this Luna, well she enjoys seeing Celestia making other ponies miserable using her power.
DAMN, you added a LOT of chapters to this story.
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The off-season specials work almost like a story progressing along in their own right. There are sixteen more until it is finished. By that time, season nine should be right around the corner. I didn't want this sitting dead during the hiatus.
You putting this on hiatus soon?
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No, I'm talking about the show's hiatus. This story won't wind up being complete until after the series is over and it (the story) won't be on hiatus, ever.
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Well then....
Dear Fluttershy,
You don't know me, but I've borne witness to what you had to deal with from two of the so-called "royals" of Equestria - Twilight being a two-bit whore who bitches when she doesn't get her way like a spoil foal and her mentor being the fusion of Troll and Molestia - coupled with everyone else's BS from the Pie sisters to Colgate. While I unfortunately can't directly help you - and I also prefer you and Rainbow together, you have my support as Beastmistress; may you spread your natural influence across this corrupted land.
Sincerely,
A Passing Through Character
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Perhaps you should OD on Tree Hugger's stash, maybe you'll then calm the F down you uptight whore.
May You One Day Wake Up to the News of Colgate's Death,
A Passing Through Character
P.S. Pass this onto your nymph of a teacher.....if you can get her fat plot out of the cake reserve.
Dear Discord,
Why you simply standing back while your "friend" suffers from the tyrannical rule of two egotistical, always-on-their-periods-and-in-heat foals I mean "mares"? Grow a backbone and some balls and stand up for her.
Doing this begrudgingly,
Fluttershy's other/true Knight
Dear Princess Luna,
To the ruler Equestria truly needs in these trying times, how I wish for you to align yourself with Fluttershy and begin the planning stages for the Lunar Republic; I mean.....shouldn't be too hard to accomplish. Celestia likely can be beaten via sex and diabetes knowing her hedonistic vices. And Twilight can easily be disposed of with the right set of OCD related nightmares.
To the rise of the Lunar Republic,
Yours and Flutters's Loyal Knight
Dear Sunset Shimmer,
I'll not involve/drag you into Equestrian politics.....unless you wish to share an opinion of course. Rather, I write so as to inquire the status of HumanShy.
Thank You in Advance,
Nate
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Hi,
Well thanks for caring but I'm not really interested in Rainbow that way. She is just a friend and even if I were interested in her that way, she only likes Spitfire like that. Maybe it is some sort of Wonderbolt thing, I'm not completely sure. Thanks for your concern.
Fluttershy
Hey,
I am not an uptight whore! Yes I like to have fun and have grown to where only unicorns and other Alicorns will do but that is no reason to go insulting me like that. Regarding Colgate, I highly doubt you'll hear of her passing. You know what they say about the most vicious ones, they live the longest. Oh and regarding Celestia, I'm not going to pass this on to her. You see, we are trying to rebuild that mother/daughter relationship we once had and I don't want to jeopardize that.
Princess Twilight "Better than Everypony Else" Sparkle
Hi,
I would jump in and help but Starlight has threatened to blow me to bits if I help Fluttershy and I honestly don't feel like being destroyed. You've seen her freaky magic, she could probably overthrow her mother, I mean Celestia, if she wanted to.
Discord
To Fluttershy's Loyal Knight,
Here is the thing, the whole republic thing is just a name. Republics are inferior forms of governments where serfs are allowed say in their government. Even worse, they elect other serfs to run things so that is nothing short of a train wreck waiting to happen. Could I depose Celestia? Yes. Will I do it? Probably not. You see, my niece would not appreciate me deposing her mother and given her level of magic, I really don't want to put up with that. If she stole my cutie mark, I would be powerless and then SHE would be the ruler of Equestria. I don't know exactly how she would rule it since she learned that communism is a failure but I do know most ponies probably wouldn't like it. And if anypony is going to keep having nightmares, it will be Fluttershy for her advocacy for a damn republic like the ones in mythology books. If I have my way, those dreams of hers will result in her becoming Twilight's sex slave.
Princess Luna
Human Shy? Right now she is still in the hospital but I honestly don't care. After the way she treated Twilight, she can rot and die in there. If she ever does get released, I'll let human Colgate know because she wants to be like her pony counterpart now. Want to know something though? She is constantly prowling outside the hospital, probably waiting for Shy to be released so she can finish her off. Oh and thanks for not wanting to drag me into Equestrian politics, I hate politics.
Sunset Shimmer
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Well....those last two weren't what I was expecting.
Dear Fluttershy,
....having spoken with others......might be best to cut your losses, rescue your human counterpart and live.....anywhere that's not a version of Equestria.
Having New Reasons to Worry,
Your Knight
Dear Fluttershy
Oh my god, I didn't think any pony or other creature would expose a goddess and have the stones to put there name on it, much less saying you'd make a better replacement, weren't you worried about what the inevitable fallout would be and how you would be punished!?
Shocked and oddly impressed
Vortex123
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With everything that has happened, Shy is just fed up to the point that she felt it was necessary....although exposing Celestia wasn't her biggest mistake....the Canterlot Four are much more vindictive.
Week five hiatus special
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Dear FlutterSlut
Ugh, you conniving bitch. Do you want my advice? You really should just stop. You had your chance with Twilight and you blew it with that whore of the vet. I hope Celestia will bunish you to Twilight's dungeon for the rest of your days.
P.S. sorry
Somepony who believe it or not wishes you well