Dear Princess Celestia,
You're not going to believe this but Fluttershy convinced me to spend Hearth's Warming with her friends and now they are my friends too! You have no idea how wonderful it is to have six ponies who care about me. I will admit, when you sent me down here I was not one bit happy but now I have a pony who loves me and five genuine friends. I know that is what not only you, but my parents, wanted by sending me down here but now it has happened.
I want to thank you so much for sending me down here. While it took me a long while, I am finally happy and I have you to thank. Again, thank you so much!
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Twilight,
Oh for the love of Faust, could you spare me all this disgusting happiness? I get it, you finally achieved what I sent you down there for but that is no reason for you to make me want to vomit in some sappy letter thanking me for all of this. I know you were horrible before but now you are the worst!
I look back at things and now I wish you would have screwed that siren in the human world because putting you to death would have been preferable to putting up with this disgusting happiness. Ugh, because of you I don't think I can even enjoy my cake tonight. All I'm going to have running through my mind is how you failed me in your quest to constantly make everypony around you miserable.
Sick of Your Pathetic Happiness,
Princess Celestia
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HA! Suck it sunbutt! You finally got her to do what she was tasked to do and now it just makes you upset. You know what cake ass: Check your privilege.
And this, my friends, is when Twilight gets to troll Celestia.