Dear Princess Celestia,
Very well, these letters will not go public. However, let me warn you that they will not be incinerated until after the series is over AND my friends and I can execute our plans for Fluttershy. I'm not going to go into too many details but I will say this. Our lives will wind up being much, much easier while Flutterbitch's will become much more difficult. If she thinks cleaning up after those dumb animals of hers is a pain in the ass, she hasn't seen anything yet!
Oh and also I would appreciate it if you made some sort of law that would require anypony in the royal family to come and see me. Yes that would include your daughter once you make her a princess AND Twilight's little sex toy up in the Crystal Empire too. I've never dealt with her before and I think it is high time Cadence shares that horn with somepony other than just Twilight.
Now that all that is cleared up, you have a pleasant day!,
Dr. M. Colgate, D.D.S.
Dear Colgate,
I can tell by the way you are wording things that you want to be like your human counterpart and have Fluttershy as a domestic slave, I mean wife, right? Well once all is said and done if that is your plan for her, go through with it. I'm still pissed over what she did to Twilight and made me look bad that I shall allow it. Hey, once the series is over Goldner can't do shit to stop her from being punished!
Now regarding that law you are wanting me to make, I don't know if I can make it a law but I can use threats against both Cadence and Twilight to make sure that she ditches the dentist up there and comes down to see you. Now I am glad that we have this cleared up and there won't be any massive problems arising.
You Have A Good Day As Well,
Princess Celestia
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Is Colgate ever gonna stop? Seriously, what did I miss to make Fluttershy so hated by her? .....and everyone else?
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Colgate never has liked Fluttershy but it was her calling her out by name in the 21 week off-season special. Regarding Colgate ever stopping, you'll have to wait and see!
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And regarding Shy being hated by everypony else, it was her oppression and abuse of Twilight while they were an item. It was her exposing Tia's secrets in the same letter that she called out Colgate by name and it was her infidelity that led to the end of her relationship with Twilight. Shy has done quite a few bad things to cause her to have so many enemies. Given that Celestia has restored her to a pre-Starlight seduction mode, most of the hate will vanish. The Canterlot Four however, their hate will never die.