23 February 2013
Report by Breaking News: Head reporter for The Ponyville Express
Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for just a week and already the assassination attempts have begun. Yesterday, several ponies reported a small, scrawny figure in a cloak leave a small box outside of the Golden Oaks Library before rushing off into the Everfree Forest. Four hours after the figure left and the box had yet to detonate, Officer Silver Shield of the Ponyville PD approached the library and noticed that the timer on what was discovered to be a bomb had expired.
Right now officials are unsure as to who could have planted the bomb as the newly crowned princess has many enemies not just here in Ponyville, but all over Equestria. We contacted the Ponyville PD over the matter and they let us know that whoever built this bomb, did not wire it right and that is why it failed to detonate.
We had also contacted Princess Celestia over the matter and she gave an amused chuckle, "If anypony can find the perpetrator of this alleged crime, send him or her to Canterlot so they can be taught how to properly build bombs."
We attempted to contact Princess Twilight over the matter but she had yet to return home from the spa prior to press time. Her assistant however did give us a comment, "What a shame it hadn't gone off, I would have been free from her enslavement."
When asked if he would launch an investigation on who left the bomb, Officer Silver Shield commented, "No, there are simply too many ponies who hate Twilight and besides, I have a trip to the donut shop in Canterlot scheduled anyway."
While we are unsure as to what the opinion of everypony in town is, we here at The Ponyville Express are deeply disappointed that the bomb failed to detonate and free us from that wretch Celestia cursed upon us.
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Does Celestia even care that she's created a large population that might try to revel now?
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Celestia doesn't take things like that into account because she has a one track mind, making Twilight's life miserable.
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Celestia may bitch about Twilight's bitching but she secretly gets a great amount of joy from it.
Innocent little Celestia heartless? Never, she is a sweet angel!
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My guess would be any of them. The timberwolves wouldn't put her down, Sombra could easily get her to help him enslave the crystal ponies, she could relate with Nightmare Moon and given Chrysalis's hatred of Celestia, she would have meshed with her just fine.
i knew they hate each other but for some reaosn i see down the road ssoemthng happen the two get lock up in room and make out afterward they become love dovey and still hatefully like two level of extream either hate/troll each other to want to be in eac other coats
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That might happen, eventually. They won't despise each other forever.....now the actual depiction of that would have to take place in a separate story since this centers around the episodes.
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Now why would anypony want Tirek to kill poor innocent Trollestia?
You know i really hope that latter after Tirek attacks (probably another plan by Celestia) that Celestia not only be angry over Twilight getting her own Castle (though she will probably try to mock Twilight over its ugly look too) but for Twilight to secretly keep a portion of Celestia's power and divide it between herself, Luna, and Cadence (confirmed in a letter between the three) , Not enough for Celestia to notice easily but enough to put her more on the other Alicorn's level.
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I already have everything up through the end of season 5 completed but I could throw a little something extra in there, such as a special chapter like I did after Magical Mystery Cure.
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Okay then, and thank you very much