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Neon Czolgosz


"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

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But the pegasus.

The others smelled as if they had worked all day and come directly to the sauna. The pegasus smelled as if he had worked all day, chain smoked in a sweltering office for hours afterwards, drank cheap beer in a gentlecolt’s club for the evening between cigars and lap-dances, slept in his work clothes, and then repeated for three or four days with nary a shower in sight.

If the other three ponies had sharp scents, the pegasus was a bludgeon.

It's prose like this that keep me addicted to your gay nonconsensual gangbangs despite being indifferent-to-squicked by all of those things. :twilightblush:

ETA:

“We just nearly...” mumbled one train pony.

oh my stars the dozen paragraphs after this line are the best thing

chuck

you are pressing my textual interplay buttons hard

ETA:
That ending. :rainbowlaugh:

Well done!

Wow...very hot, and very well-written, too! (The two main things I look for in Clopfics)
^-^

This was really, really great. Pipsqueak's personality was amusing and the whole thing was hot and funny and there's that hint of a possible sequel at the ending.

(And I think I know what picture you mean because of the chapter title.)

Yep, this one's a winner. Just like Button Mash. Zing!

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Thanks! And yep, that's the pic.


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Bax, it is never not a pleasure to see a comment of yours on a story of mine. Glad you like it!


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The two things that matter the mostest!

The story was great, but the last line was hilarious!:rainbowlaugh:

I can get behind this. :raritywink:

She said go to room Steam Room E3,
to steam room E3

and his handjobs became slow and uncoordinated.
hoofjobs You have one instance of hoofjob in dialogue and 2 outside so I'm not sure if this's wrong since it isn't dialogue.

The first part of the sauna was a bit cringe worthy for me but after their talk it was a 10/10!
We need more fics like this. Thank you for writing and sharing :pinkiehappy:

Wow. This was really enjoyable to read. Nicely done!:eeyup:

"You tosser," he said, "you stole my dicks!"

I'm dying.

Steam room E3... I see what you did there.

Seriously, dude. Your mixture of realism, fantasy, dirtiness and tenderness is what made me fall in love with your work, and it's no different here. We need to collab sometime.

Steam Room E3

:rainbowlaugh:

Y-you could pm a link

Oh my bananas. That is THE best. frappoccino. way. to EVER. begin a story!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:you deserve an oscar! but its cause i didn't read the rest of it so it kind of confused me.. x'D

You done good kid

Heh. Gay bathhouse.

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Is there any other kind?

For all the gayness here...

"You tosser! You stole my dicks!"

OH GOD! I can HEAR the limey accent! It's fucking hilarious!!

Chad #20 · May 7th, 2015 · · 1 ·

Sweet mighty Chuck Norris, karate chopping giant gorilla robots in half! Why can't this happen to me!? :flutterrage::fluttercry::fluttershbad::raritycry::raritydespair::applecry:

5948650 Let us frolic to it.

5946651 I see what you did there.

*reads first sentence*

It was a warm spring afternoon that found a teenage Pipsqueak in the Sweet Apple Acres barn, resting his head on Macintosh Apple’s hefty testicles.

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Okay, on to the rest of the story!

You offended me with the watersports comment in the description, because
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But then I read it and now I feel better. :rainbowkiss:

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This story gets all my yes.

For the sake of closure, is Sweetie okay with what she learned?

“I didn’t say you had to stop,” said Button.

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I think I seriously read over that line a few times just to make sure...

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Try this story!


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They have a long and complicated discussion about bisexuality, relationships, etc, and then Button asks her out on a date and they pretty much make it official after that.

“you stole my dicks!”
Best line I've ever read, well done, I loved this story.

That last line... LOL!

This story is kind of similar to a comic I read a while back though.

>Button Mash is one of my favorite ponies
>Clopfics aren't really my shtick
>Sees Button Mash + Clopfic + ??? = Profit
>Toreadornottoread.jpg

What do.

~ Wolfram Alpha

You inspired me to write my first gay clopfic a while back so I guess this is a proper time to say thanks for the inspiration and this solid work of a story.

this so was not what I was expecting, but damn this was skillfully written :D

He he he! That's gay.

favourite line:

you tosser you stole my dicks

another note I loved the way you wrote that thanks for the chuckle.

I was on the fence about this story, but clearly resistance was futile cause I liked it anyway. I did so enjoy that awkward and hilarious ending.

A+

Keep up the good work.

Well, that was super hot.
Heh, poor Sweetie, hopefully she gets in on the next orgy. Because seeing a couple getting railed together by big burly stallions is one of my favorite things.:rainbowkiss:

I request more of your Pipsqueak stories! Clop or otherwise.

5950409 All Aboard by Braeburned. Lol

Hot. So hot. Probably the second-hottest colt clop story I've read, to be honest.

I actually would love to see this as a series—have Button enter into a polyamorous relationship with Heavy, Billy, Booster, and Stoker (or some combination of the stallions). Perhaps with some silly romance (and more hot stallion sex of course).

Best gay clopfic I've read, yet!!!

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That would be awesome!!!

Oh my god. Oh. My god.

I had this in my 'Read Later' section because I knew I'd have to be in the right mood, since Buttonclop isn't really my thing, but.... hooooly shit am I ever glad I read this! Fuck, that set-up was hilarious, and their personalities shone through so well during the awkwardness of the sex scenes. But, man oh man, do I ever want to smack Mac and Pip upside the heads---if I knew I was going to have a fantasy-fulfilling orgy the next day, there's no way in hell I'd drink myself into oblivion the night before! Morons! :rainbowlaugh:

I swear if I keep reading Chuck and Braeburned I'll turn full on gay.

Also, Pipsqueak knows how to cap off a story.

Straight up and down, you write the most entertaining sex stories, Chuck.

Mad
Mad #50 · Dec 6th, 2015 · · 1 ·

I'm all for ghey buttsecks but...this is a bit too...idk, just too predatory. :rainbowderp:

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