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“I understand that in your youth you contrived a few outrages of your own.” “‘ In my youth’?” sputtered Navarth. “I have contrived outrages all my life!”

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#1 · 127w, 22h ago · 5 · · Climax ·

IT'S HERE!!!!

#2 · 127w, 22h ago · 1 · · Climax ·

Commence read.

This can only turn out well....right?

#3 · 127w, 22h ago · 7 · · Foreplay ·

and so it begins

#5 · 127w, 22h ago · 7 · · Climax ·

Snips, Snails...

:facehoof:

#6 · 127w, 22h ago · 5 · · Climax ·

we need more fics from this universe

Comment posted by Golfmann14 deleted at 2:40am on the 28th of March, 2013
#9 · 127w, 21h ago · 8 · 4 · Climax ·

>>2331245

Yeah, I'm such a hack. It's not like I wrote a 50k word novella's worth of plot set before this story, or a story-based gay romance sequel to it, or two short character-based clops set in the same universe.

Comment posted by MageTrollpatrol deleted at 1:44am on the 28th of March, 2013
#11 · 127w, 21h ago · 5 · · Lovers ·

okay, the PipxFeather made me giggle, but spike made me laugh enough to make people come over and see what i was doing.:twilightblush:

#12 · 127w, 21h ago · 7 · 1 · Climax ·

After narrowly missing out on an orgy between the teenaged Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, and himself at Diamond Tiara's party

Wow...That fuckin' suuuuucks.

Comment posted by MageTrollpatrol deleted at 2:41am on the 28th of March, 2013
#14 · 127w, 21h ago · 4 · · Foreplay ·

And LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Comment posted by Golfmann14 deleted at 2:28am on the 28th of March, 2013
#16 · 127w, 21h ago · · · Climax ·

>>2331281 Very good , but now I need a hard liquer and a good can of dip to forget this ..

#17 · 127w, 21h ago · 3 · 1 · Good Clean Fun ·

Well done!

#18 · 127w, 21h ago · 3 · · Climax ·

>>2331388

This story is a clop sequel. Clop sequel. As in 'the plot of this story is contingent on the story that proceeds it, but the pornography within can still be enjoyed regardless of your knowledge of the storyline so far.'

It's always entertaining to get dismissive writing advice from morons with one (!) 2000 word (!!) cancelled (!!!) story, especially ones who have time travelled here from the year 2006 (Paris Hilton joke srs?). Especially ones with such a stilted view of writing that they can't tell good pornography from bad, have no concept that pornography can be good, and think the goodness of pornography is contingent on the amount of not-pornography in the story.

Very hot, and an excellent depiction of the negotiations you find in SM scenes.

#20 · 127w, 21h ago · 3 · · Climax ·

>>2331388

wow i really hope your comment is a deep and intricate satire because it reads like one

I understand that people don't all like the same fics

but using personal attacks like

What you have here is a projection of yourself into a possible scenario where you might get laid. Such things will not happen.

in addition to unsubstantiated generalization tends to create a mockery out of one's own argument

you speak from the perspective of some holier-than-you paragon of writing, but in reality we're both nobodies browsing a site that offers nothing more than a few moments entertainment

your comment is so hilarious, immature, and pointlessly vitriolic that i hope it's preserved in a museum somewhere, perhaps saved in a best-of collection

Comment posted by MageTrollpatrol deleted at 2:28am on the 28th of March, 2013
#22 · 127w, 21h ago · 2 · · Climax ·

>>2331245

Holy shit, who is this guy...?:unsuresweetie:

Comment posted by Golfmann14 deleted at 2:28am on the 28th of March, 2013
#24 · 127w, 21h ago · 5 · 2 · Climax ·

>>2331506

Uh, teenagers can be over the legal age of consent. You moron.

#25 · 127w, 21h ago · 4 · 2 · Climax ·

>>2331510

See above. Teenagers can be over the legal age of consent, and in this case, they are.

*cough*dipshit*cough*

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#29 · 127w, 20h ago · 5 · 1 · Climax ·

Golfman and the other one have gone from an interesting diversion to clogging up my comments like pondweed, so I've removed them.

Comment posted by Golfmann14 deleted at 2:29am on the 28th of March, 2013
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#32 · 127w, 20h ago · 3 · · Climax ·

>>2331245>>2331316

I'd like to point out that this is the end of the fic, which means you read it all. We didn't make you read it, thats on you. If you didn't like it, why did you finish? :unsuresweetie:

Now for my thought:

Comment posted by MageTrollpatrol deleted at 2:40am on the 28th of March, 2013
#34 · 127w, 20h ago · 2 · 1 · Climax ·

>>2331605

Actually, comments are posted on the final chapter if you post them on the main fic page, so it's more likely they didn't read any of the fic, got mad at the description, and then continued to be mad.

#35 · 127w, 20h ago · 4 · 1 · Climax ·

>>2331607

I'm leaving this comment up because it's lulzy and also wrong, thanks to a one-sentence disclaimer in the description.

Comment posted by Golfmann14 deleted at 2:34am on the 28th of March, 2013
Comment posted by MageTrollpatrol deleted at 2:36am on the 28th of March, 2013
#39 · 127w, 20h ago · 8 · 2 · Climax ·

>>2331634

If you think my fic is breaking any law (hint: it isn't) go PM a mod. Otherwise, go find some soothing cream for your butthurt.

Comment posted by MageTrollpatrol deleted at 2:39am on the 28th of March, 2013
#42 · 127w, 20h ago · 6 · 2 · Climax ·

I'd just like to say that I'd totally listen to a band named Gratuitous Dildos. That is all.

#43 · 127w, 20h ago · 3 · 1 · Climax ·

>>2331607 It makes total sense.  I did ask questions, and they weren't meant to be totally sarcastic and rhetoric.  And thank you for telling me I have maturity, as my friends definitely don't think so.  

Sometimes I just find random flame wars and cool them down.  You see how my avatar's hat is blue?  It symbolizes calm (actually it doesn't [TROLOLOL], he wears a blue Christmas hat because of a long and annoying-to explain backstory so I'll just say It symbolizes my love for cooling off flame wars).

>>2331623 By the way, don't insult people on the Internet, that makes you an annoying troll.  By the way, why'd you delete my comment?  I actually derived pleasure from your work and all I was doing was trying to end a flame war.  Seriously, I don't understand why people argue about things like this.  I'm sorry they annoyed you, but don't fight back, if you do, they will, and it'll just get worse inside a vicious cycle that no one benefits from.

Okay, synopsis of that last paragraph: I like your work, I'm sorry they hated on you, don't be mean

#44 · 127w, 20h ago · 2 · 2 · Climax ·

>>2331690

I apologise, I deleted your comment by accident and then didn't post a comment saying 'I deleted your comment by accident'. Won't happen again :rainbowwild:

Also, as a douchebag, I reserve the right both to troll my own comments and to delete comments when the inevitable troll-skirmishes bore me.

Glad you liked it, check out Pipsqueak's Day Off if you'd like to read my... less controversial works in this universe.

#45 · 127w, 20h ago · 2 · · Climax ·

>>2331703 Fair enough, it is your own story after all.  I honestly don't really care though, it's just nice to know that someone actually cares enough to reply back.  I'm kinda lonesome in real life.

BUT ON THE INTERNET I'M LIKE THIS.

#46 · 127w, 20h ago · · · Climax ·

>>2331503 And yet it was deleted for the story-writer's thought process.

I'm afraid it's lost forever.

#47 · 127w, 20h ago · 4 · · Climax ·

>>2331780

I'm the authorial equivalent of the dudes in white suits who burn the Mona Lisa in Equilibrium.

#48 · 127w, 20h ago · 4 · · Seminal ·

Has Garrus Vakarian been telling Spike and Scoots about

'reach' and 'flexibility'?

#49 · 127w, 20h ago · · · Foreplay ·

He swallows...

Not like that. Not yet

#50 · 127w, 19h ago · 3 · 9 · Seminal ·

"Do it," she growls, "Rut me stupid."

My Reaction:

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