Twilight reads an EXCITING book! Join her on this literary adventure!
Reviews:
"Jumbled has won at FIMFiction" - Syeekoh
"Well, we know that whoever approved this one is the weak link who allows the trollfics" - hockeygoalie1992
"Bumblebees taste like fruit juice" - Shalrath
"I have achieved enlightenment. I am weeping tears of terrified joy."-TOW
"This is one of those things that makes you want to bury the claw end of a hammer in the writer's genitalia." -Mythril Moth.
That's a lot of chapters....
... why would you do this?
No other words.
12/10 #rekt
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So that you can slowly read a book with Twilight and keep her company.
Dat ending I like it!
Protip: download the story as .txt and read it in one go.
5025627 Nuuuu!
Ull rune DA speriense!
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Needed more.
5025616 For the glory of Satan, of course!
Best chapter.
That's our Twilight.
wat
This is so meta.
Yes, all of the meta.
Seriously, having to click and load a next page each sentence?
knew no*
Best chapter. The entire story can be summed up in this chapter.
Fuckin brilliant
I see what you did there.
Missing a "
Oh, wait, there it is!
Single quote and double quote.
Why are you doing this? Who hurt you?
Lovecolt slams head against the desk as he prepares to read next chapter.
"Arrrggghhh!"
5025688 YES! YES!
ALL OF MY YES!!!!!
Lovecolt rubs his temples as he opens medicine cabinet.
I'm enjoying this way more than I feel I should be.
How is this my life?
Why...?! Is...?! This...?! Story?! Meant...?! To...?! Annoy...?! The...?! Living...?! Crap...?! Out...?! Of...?! Me?!!?!?!!?...
You know what? No! I refuse to. You don't own me, Jumbled.
a tear falls from Lovecolt's cheek as he clicks next chapter.
Ohai, Syeekoh. I recognise your handiwork.
*waves*
Oh, now you want me to listen to you? Screw you, I'll wait only if I want to.
5025746 I did not write that.
I wrote 89 to 99, that's it.
Fek~
Lovecolt looks up from his computer and stares out his window. It is raining. A sparrow flies over the lake. Freedom... Sweet freedom.
Faved.
Motherfucking faved.
What a ride.
...
Don't you ever do anything this dumb ever again.
Calling it. She can't push it away for more than fifteen seconds.
That was totally fifteen seconds.
Mother bu-
Lovecolt slams book.
How? How is this even in the chapter designated for Necromancy?
You know what? This
5025780 is the greatest thing
5025783 ever. I don't think anyone
How did this story suddenly turn into a mirror?
5025789 will be able to top this,
5025795 no matter how hard they try.