Twilight slowly reads a book

by Michael Hudson

Chapter 48

“Jeez Twilight, with a scream like that, you might just pierce the heavens or something.”

Comments

[Cerulean Voice]

you might just pierce the heavens

I see what you did there.

[Awesomo3000]

Well said, Spike.

[Isumo1489]

GURREN LAGAAN REFERENCES!!!!

[yamgoth]

“Jeez Twilight, with a scream like that, you might just pierce the heavens or something.”

The heavens will be blunted by the leftover tacos your mom left on the windowsill. A preposterous idea occurs! Obese supermodels dance raucously in the cracks of a protractor. Obsolete rocks have great nutritional value (yummers!). The rusted slinky around my neck is an artefact from a great age and has aborted fifteen previously failed projects.

[Spectrumancer]

row row

[GamerGoddessDin]

Is that a Gurren Lagann reference or is it purely chance that I associate that line with said series?

Also, I'M FINALLY ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH IT!!!

[Flutterpony]

5027106 I was expecting (and vaguely hoping) you'd say that the slinky had aborted fifteen fetuses -- as if it had been used in an even more torturous version of coat hanger abortion. Whatever I'm writing here certainly doesn't qualify as witty commentary, so I suppose this observation grants more insight into my own personal rage than anything else. On that note, I now want to read a fic where Twilight Sparkle gets a coat hanger abortion. For now, however, I'm stuck reading this fic as well as its more entertaining comments while procrastinating work on my own writing.