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That's one way of reacting.
FUN FACT
JumbledThought hired Spike for this scene for a payment of 1,000 bits.
Spike never got the money due to memory lost.
Improper shipping costs will make birds angry. The lover and spleen it costs to buy a jar of Nutella from Costco is worth it. Debbie made me a mitten, but I lost it in the grass. Where is Little Jimmy?
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Improperly shipping ponies costs readers the will to continue reading. What will make a poor shipping story good, however, in my opinion, is suitable focus on the birds and the bees, or -- better yet -- hot angry hate sex. The best lover is one whose consent may be doubted and leaves the sexual encounter feeling devalued -- possibly getting kicked in the spleen before submitting, etc. What it comes down to, I think, is that the costs of writing good fan fiction are mitigated by the erotic exploitation of target readers. For example, to buy my interest in a story, one need only describe a jar of Nutella being applied liberally to the genitalia, maybe on the insides of joints, of a beloved (pony) character, then licked from her sensually until the cheap Costco ending satisfies my masturbatory needs. Whether it's worth it or not for me to waste my time on such stories, I can't say I care. So long as nice Aunt Debbie shows her nephew how to be a man, my hour is made. Lend me your little sister's mitten to get kinky with and I'll be out of your hair for a week, but I digress. I simply don't think it's too much to ask for a nice little clop fic where filly Applejack lost it in the grass to her first pet dog.
Where is my shame? It's buried deep deep down inside. Little wonder I often rustle people's jimmies. Anyway, who is this Jimmy?
Really says something about a fic when the comments section is longer then the whole damn fic.