You wake up in a tunnel of black with a white light at the end of it. A voice tells you not to go into the light. You turn around to see a shape of hazy midnight blue with two pure white spots for eyes floating behind you. The figure spreads wings and, with a final warning not to go into the light, turns to fly away. You chase after it.
Purgatory
You wake up in a tunnel of black with a white light at the end of it. You look around to see that you are completely surrounded by darkness and that the only source of light is the one at the end. You begin to wonder where you are and how you got here, considering you were just thrown of a cliff by Smaug. Then it hits you, the light at the end of the tunnel, surrounded by complete darkness. Your dead, your stinking dead. You would have started to freak out if weren't for the fact that the light felt really good. You begin to walk towards the light in a zombie like trance, when you hear someling from behind you screamed "DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!"
You manage to turn around ignoring the light for now, and you see a....being of some sort. It looks like a shape of hazy midnight blue with two terrifying pure white spots for eyes floating behind you. "Wha....what are you?" You ask the being with fear, You feel as if those pure white spots are staring into your soul. The being gives a scoff of some sort and then says "I shouldn't be surprised that you do not know of me, but for now it doesn't matter. All you need to know is that if you go, so do I. So I'll give one warning that you better follow. Stay away from the light." With that the being spreads wings and it begins to fly away from you.
You don't understand whats going on, but you do know that the being is the only one with the answers. So with one last look towards the light and a whisper of "Not yet" you begin to chase down the being. When you get close enough to it, which should be impossible considering that the being is flying and your not, and you begin to scream questions at it like "Who are you? What do you mean you die when I die? How do I get out of here?" What you didn't notice was that you were heading straight towards another source of light. When you finally notice its to late, you already went though it.
THE REAL WORLD
you have just been beaten by a drgon and thrown from a mountain, you are either dead or delireous with all your injurys! therefore you must ramble on and on in your delireium as visions of your past come to you.(say a bunch of really emberasing crap as you mentally relive the past!)
like "noooooooooo aunt Bugameen i dont like knit-sweaters" or "maybe im not a good evil henchbug because i never wanted to be one in the first place! IT WAS YOUR DREAM DAD I JUST WANTED TO DANCE!(video-game?)"
We see the changeling (you) in a hut in the woods. You appear to be mumbling things in your current unconscious state. If someling were to listen closely, and someling is, they would hear this "Noooooooooo aunt Bugameen I don't like knit-sweaters. Maybe I'm not a good evil henchbug because i never wanted to be one in the first place! IT WAS YOUR DREAM EX-QUEEN I JUST WANTED TO BE UNIQUE! No no get away from me you nut-job of a changeling, how many times do I have to tell you I don't want your dirty magazine, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" This would continue until the you would open your eyes and scream...
wake up and yell
"ARE THE GIRLS OKAY!?"
To make yourself look all selfless and noble and stuff
Ask if the mane six are okay
"ARE THE GIRLS OKAY!?" You look around you, still resting on the bed, to see that no one around you to answer your question. You also see a mirror to your left. At least I can see how badly Smaug beat me. You think to yourself in a deadpanned tone. One of the creepiest thing's you notice is that right above you are...
you wake up in a hut with giant wooden masks grinning down on you.
A bunch of grinning wooden voodoo mask. You can't help but feel slightly disturbed at the smiles that they have. Deciding that you've had enough of the creepy voodoo mask show, you get up from the bed. Sadly you get up to fast and all the pain from yesterday hits you...
You then scream in pain because a dragon just used you as his personal pinball machine.
After we sit up too fast and yell as suggested by others
"Ow, Ow, Ow. Dear Luna, So much PAIN."
"OW, OW, OW. DEAR LUNA, SO MUCH PAIN!" You yell at the top of your buggy lungs. You feel as if you were just used by someling for their own personal pinball machine, oh wait...YOU WERE! You slowly, very slowly as to not cause any more pain to yourself, and you looked at the mirror. And you see something surprising. On your chest is a glowing midnight-colored mark that looks like this(This belongs to the rightful owner, not me.) ->
You begin to panic that there is a glowing mark on your chest that wasn't there before, when it suddenly disappears. You can't help but make this comment "Cadence is not going to like this, and I really hope I can contact her soon." You hear a "Ahem" from behind you. You turn around to see a zebra with a mo hawk. She has blue eyes and she appears to be wearing alot of jewelry. Her cutie mark appears to be a spiral with weird markings. She looks like this ->
"You are fortunate to have this meeting, it seems you have taken quite the beating." a voice tells you in rhyme as you come back to the world of not being dead.
"You are fortunate to have this meeting, it seems you have taken quite the beating." The zebra rhymes to you? "Would you kindly explain to me how this came to be" She asked you in a rhyme. You don't understand why shes rhyming, but you don't want to be rude to the zebra who probably saved your flank. So you begin to explain to her what happened.
45 MINUTES LATER
You and the zebra, who you learned is named Zecora, talked for the next forty-five minutes. Apparently you took more of a beating then you thought you did from Smaug. You've been out for six weeks! Luckily, Zecora saw you fall into the river and she rescued you. She's been taking care of you since then. You asked her if anything happened while you were out, and she told that the girls are okay, but for some reason the yellow pegasus was both crying and glaring at Rainbow for some reason. You didn't even know it was possible for that pegasus to glare. Besides a infestation of these things called Parasprites in Ponyville a few weeks back nothing else has happened. You asked if she wanted to be friends with a changeling, and she said yes! You admit you hugged her and jumped up and down like a little school filly.
After awhile Zecora left to do some herb hunting (which was what she was doing when she saved you) and you were left all b yourself. It is then that you remember something...
first things first CHECK THE GLOWY SPARKLE THING IN THE INVENTORY!!!! WHO CARES IF ITS DANGEROUS IF ITS SPARKLY AND GLOWY!!! SPARKLY AND GLOWY ARE GOOD BECAUSE OF THIS PONY:
That The Inventory was glowing before you went to fight Smaug. You look for it, and see that the bag is still glowing with a midnight aura. "How did me and Zecora miss that?" You ask yourself in confusion. You shrug it off and decide to see whats going on with The Inventory. You slowly begin to open The Inventory, for all you know it could explode at any second. When it is opened, nothing happens. Then suddenly something jumps out of The Inventory. You fall backwards in shock and you scream a little in pain when you do fall. when you do get up you see this (I don't own this, it belongs to it''s rightful owner)->
The little filly appears to be wearing a smaller version of the armor you found back at the old castle. The filly looks around for a little bit, but then her cat like eyes stop at you. The little filly smiles brightly at you and then says two words that shock you to your very core...
"Hi Daddy."
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....
....
"WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
What do you do?
Use the RCV to yell that you're not paying child support
*eye twitch* Silently ask the heavens why they delight in making your life difficult. If you realize that this is a filly nightmare moon, find it ironic that you follow Luna and are now going to end up raising her alter ego.
Top priority: FIND A WAY TO CONTACT CANDANCE. To the library!
Wow, thanks for mentioning me and Kami. I wouldn't avoid the ponies, not forever, just establish connections slowly and with caution.
As for what is to happen next; Just stare. Then try to sort out what happened. Then try to care for her (assuming she remains a filly).
Best crossover fic in my opinion; Voidrunner (Halo/MLP crossover).
Wow, first the nine-tails seal thing from Naruto (i forget what it's called exactly), then a filly nightmare moon?! This fic is getting more random with each episode... i love it. Anyways,
Bugzy: "What! I- Daddy? I- you- and The Inventory- I can't have- how would that even- I didn't even know Inventory was a she, and I never even took her on a date before- oh my head." *Bugzy faints*
You can't do anything but stutter
"Ha-ha-habahabahaba-" you shake your head and simply stutter some more.
"What? WHAT?!"
The filly hugs you, nearly crushing your already battered ribcage. Your eyes widen.
"What."
Oh, and to answer the question.
Doctor. Mother (SQUEE)ING. Who.
Big surprise, right?
You do the only thing anyling or pony could if they had a dash of common sense. You faint.
You wake up with the little filly bouncing on your chest like a trampoline, and you ask her how, exactly, she even IS.
Eventually, you ask if she has been reading all the books you put in the inventory. Tread carefully, for this filly may know all of your tricks and then some.
You do what every responsible adult would in this situation.... attempt to scoot the child back into the bag. Once that fails LING THE FUCK UP take responsibility and teach her your ways like any good father would. You should probably also get in touch with that rainbow pegasus as she is definatly the mother, I mean she is the only pony you have slept with. She probably layed an egg and left it in your inventory before passing out from you rocking her world.
fav crossover
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/3146/a-foul-light-shines
WH40K rogue trader and crew come to equestria, good times had by all.
You wake up and realize it's another hallucination. Zecora tells you that you accidentally drank one of her hallucinogenic potions instead of the healing one. You check your inventory and the armor is still just armor (still gives off an evil vibe though).
Seriously, throwing in Nyx would only make everything fair too complicated and harder to plot and write in the long run. The story was already perfect focusing on Bugze's misadventures. Making him a daddy to Nyx is WAY too unnecessary (plus I can't begin to tell you how many stories have been ruined by unnecessary children characters). That and I've never read any of the Nyx fanfics (and I'm sure I'm not the only one). I HIGHLY recommended that you please cut out Nyx and more-or-less stick with what happened in the show.
Favorite crossover fic: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9347/spiders-and-magic-rise-of-spidermane
4503101 Mwahahahaha that's were your wrong my friend. First of all...who said this was Nyx. I'm taking the filly case into a whole different direction. Who says that she will be in every episode. Who says I don't have this planed out. Friend, I've been planing this for a while now. In fact, I already have an idea as to how the next episode will work out (people who are reading this please feel free to still comment). Trust me when I say that adding a filly Nightmare Moon won't ruin this fic. Besides, think of all the chaos that will happen if a certain creature and a certain alicorn were to find out that a changeling was seen with a filly Nightmare Moon (hint hint). Besides, your kinda outnumbered 7 to 1. But please, have faith in your friendly neighborhood DWC.
That seal on naruto to keep the nine tails, kyuubi, kurama, inside him. (wait hold on second, did he just get the nightmare sealed within him? Oh dear this is not going to be good for our dear changeling here... oh dear...)
Anyways.... Name the filly nyx ( it still fits really well though. And it feels correct)
As for favorite crossover fic.... I have a naruto fic that I haven't read. Yet. But for now, assume that is my favourite.
Digimon or pokemon crossovers for sure! Also about the filly say hi in a gentle yet creepy voice and say your name is Nightmare Moon and i have no idea where you came from. Then Zecora comes in and attempts to rhyme a word with orange but fails and accually talks not in rhyme for once.
"armor off. bed. now."
"But I don't wanna!"
"It's 9:00 PM. Bed. NOW."
Parenting!
My favorite crossover? ooh... that's pretty tough. I liked A New World, A New Way, but it kinda got old for me. the red vs blue crossover was also pretty good, but long. Background pony is so much like majora's mask I wish I could put it here, but it isn't so I can't. Ohh... the smash brothers crossover would be my fav, but it's on hiatus and I hate it for that..... ohhh....
you know, I don't really like crossovers.
fics that are very reminiscent of other things? love them.
for example: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/180066/the-dark-mare
that story takes elements from spiderman, but isn't a direct crossover.
I like that. can we do that next?
fav crossover is probably that one twitchplayspokemon one shot.
4503145
You... planned things out?
In a fic that's supposed to be reader driven...
This is me reading your post:
erm...
but that would mean...
OK.
OK.
STAHP.
STAHP NAO.
AND STOP DOING THAT!
THAT'S MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE DAMMIT.
Can we have a talk, man?
Look,
I don't like that you're planning things out.
like, at all.
this isn't the story where the writer plans things out.
this is the story where the writer doesn't plan things out, and lets the audience members direct the story.
I hated this story from the moment you put "you know you're going to help her" (talking about fluttershy) because that was when we didn't have a choice.
I feel like now, rather than us decide where to go, you're just turning to us for jokes and writing out paragraphs for you.
Not that jokes are bad.
"I am the distraction" had me laughing for a good 10 seconds.
but my problem is the amount of choice we have that impacts the actual story.
you only give us the occasional choice now, and we have to choose one thing or the other, which ruins the entire open-ended feel of the fic.
Can we just decide to go back down the mountian and think before we take on a bucking dragon?
Nope.
Did we decide to take on the bucking dragon ?
Nope.
Is there any reason why, after we see fluttershy tame a friggin manticore, that our character can't just assume she has things handled and head back to re-group with applebloom?
Nope.
every time our character decides something for himself I cringe.
Please, if you're going to plan things, do it in a fic that doesn't take in this amount of user input.
and quit the three choice bullsh*t. that's not cool.
4509566 Actually, when I said "I planned this out" I meant I already read the comments for the next episode to be done. I'm sorry if I offed you min anyway. Also this story takes place after the Nightmare Moon Episode, so the Changeling never saw Fluttershy tame the Manticore. But still, you make a good argument. I have been a little less 'you decide' lately. But don't worry, I'll have it fixed now that you pointed it out. Thank you for showing your concern and for expressing your honest opinion about this fic. Thank you.
Actually there are some really good flics made by this guy called onomonopia (I think that's how it's spelled) who made quite good stories on batman, captain marvel (SHAZAM)superman, and currently (I think) working on a green lantern fic.
4542794 He's currently making a Big Daddy (Bioshock) fic
Oskar Osäker: true omnivore
+ sequel.
My favourite crossover is a tie between Rebirth of the damned and Iron Kingdom Equestria
I half expected 'Nyx' to jump out and say 'I am Nightmare Moon, fear me!' in an adorable fillies voice
Hmmm... Diaries Of a Madman, that's my favorite, but reading that will take you forever dude
surprise parenthood is surprising
NON OP OR AT LEAST EARNED OP DISPLACED!
This reminds me of a crossover with Wreck-It-Ralph. It is somewhere in my favorite bookshelf. Hmm...gotta look back on that.
Broken image.
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Thanks for notifying me about this. The picture is now fixed!
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Cinemasin reference? If so, gr8 job.
ok. so is this now a Past Sins crossover?
That filly nightmare moon is adorable.
I know this has a comedy tag, but the thing is... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!? There is NO sense or central theme or anything... Episode mixing, fanon. Is this just funny for the sake of funny?