[FIXED] Episode 38: I Really Hate Magic!
Scream "Will you PLEASE just let me use my superhero into?!"
Twilight raises an eyebrow and Bugzy clears his throat.
"Okay... I am the one who watches over the innocent; who protects those who can't protect themselves. I am... the Hooded- *Twilight zaps him* OW!...fender."
Your annoyance reaches an all time high at the fact that this is the third time your superhero intro has been interrupted. You glare over at Twilight and scream,
"Will you PLEASE just let me finish the stinking intro?!"
You hear the CMC giggle at your outburst and Twilight just looks confused about it. Taking advantage of her confusion, you put your hood back on and you begin to say,
"Ahem... I'm the one who watches over the innocent! I'm the one who protects those who can't protect themselves. I'm the shadow that follows those who's path they follow is the path of evil. I am the usher who guides you to your chair! I! Am! The Hooded Ofen*zap*.
Twilight interrupts you intro with another magical blast... AGAIN! It also causes you to be brunt up like a cartoon character after a big expulsion. You cough out some smoke like a cartoon character and say,
"...der."
Fluttershy runs at you and you brace yourself for more pain as Apple Bloom says something like "Fluttershy! Wait-!"... but the Pegasus tearfully tackle-hugs you and says how happy she is that you're okay (you think she re-cracked one of your ribs, but she's so cute and sweet that you don't care). Twilight orders Fluttershy to get away so that she can restrain (and/or possibly beat/blast you to a pulp) you
"I swear to Luna if she zaps me one more time..." you mumble to yourself as you shake off all the ash from your coat.
You then sigh in annoyance (you've been doing that alot lately huh) and are about to tell Twilight to stop doing that when you hear Applebloom call out,
"Fluttershy! Wait!"
You look over to where you heard Applebloom screamed and see... Fluttershy making a beeline for you! You try to teleport away, but for some reason it won't work. You hear Twilight chuckle and you swear you heard her smugly mumble,
"'Deactivate Magic spell'. Works every time."
Your eyes widen in fear and you think to yourself in a panicked tone,
OH SWEET LUNA NO! She disabled my magic, I'm a sitting duck! Good thing all magic-disabling spells only last for a few minutes (one of the very few things I do remember from that Changeling Magic school which I would have barely graduated from until that one jerk in "Ursas and you" class got me expelled. It was just a little prank, how was I supposed to know he was allergic to noodles, bunnies, and chainsaws? But he had to rat out on me, didn't he? Oh, well, I guess SOME creatures are just like that-).
During your mental rambling, you temporarily forgot that Fluttershy is still charging straight towards you and a soft mass of yellow and pink tackles you into the ground. You close your eyes and wait for the pain to start (or at the very least for one of your ribs to re-crack from that tackle), but instead of pain you feel... rain drops? You don't remember there being any storm clouds in the sky. You also hear... sobbing? You open your eyes to see... Fluttershy crying over you with her hooves around you.
"I thought you were dead!" she chokes out between sobs "You saved us from that mean old dragon, and you even saved me from that boulder. I thought I would never get a chance to thank you or to say... sorry."
You stare at her in shock, unable to say a word to her.
She's... she's crying over me (what is it with me and making mares cry?). She wanted to thank me for saving her. She doesn't hate me at all... she actually felt bad that I got hurt (or died I guess). That's... that's just... awesome.
Your thoughts are interrupted when Fluttershy suddenly gets lifted off of you by a purple magic field. You notice that her eyes are closed and she looks like she's asleep.
Poor thing most have fainted after getting all that emotional stress off her shoulders. You think to yourself in a sympathetic tone.
You stand up to see that Fluttershy was moved back over to the CMC. You look at Twilight to see... that she is REALLY mad. In fact... is her mane and tail on fire?! She then says though gritted teeth,
"How dare you make Fluttershy, one of my very first friends, CRY!" She screams the last part at you.
You start to shake a little at how her flaming mane and tail just got bigger! Pure rage is the only thing that you could use to describe the look in her eyes. She starts to charge up a huge magical blast, and while she's doing that she yells at you in pure hated,
"WELL MISTER 'HOODED OFENDER' HAVE A TASTE OF PURE MAGIC! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"TWILIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
Not hearing the Cutie Mark Crusaders, she launches a huge ball of magic at you. There's no way you can dodge it, considering you can't use magic cause of her magic-disabling spell. And even if you do manage to avoid it, any innocent creatures behind you will get caught in the blast instead. As you look at the ball of death, a sudden thought causes you to shield 'The Inventory' with your body,
I hope Nightshade will be okay.
*BOOM*
*SOMEWHERE IN MANEHATTEN
Your eyes open, but all you see are fuzziness and dots. You can't hear a thing, but the weeping of... your ex-queen? You would have wondered why you heard this, but you're slowly fading back into unconsciousness. The last thing you see are a bunch of dots and the sound of weeping.
SOMETIME LATER
You awaken again, but this time you can actually hear and see things. You appear to be in some sort of cabin or something like that, you can't tell. You hear a door open and a voice say,
"So, The Great and Powerful Trixie's mystery guest has finally awoken..."
What do you do?
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Due to Trixie's color, star-patterned hat and cloak, and the fact that you just woke up, you mistake her for Princess Luna. You then attack Trixie, crying out "I'll never let you get your hooves on Nightshade!"
*(Optional)* You accidentally knock out Trixie, only to be filled with guilt when you find your inventory nearby and Nightshade is still safe and sound inside it. Out of guilt, you leave behind a "I'm sorry" note and your nine remaining bits. BUGZE IS NOW TOTALLY BROKE
The front page of a newspaper reads that Nightmare Moon has been reincarnated and is under the protection of a "faceless, tactless, fearsome, beastly guardian in a black coat with glowing orange eyes that tore through several squads of Royal Guards" (typical mass media, always exaggerating everything, but the "glowing orange eyes" during your Big Daddy moment probably explains why they flinched). The newspapers are inconsistent in what they label the creature as one newspaper calls it "The Cloaked Whirlwind", another names it "The Ebony Phantom", another dubs it "The Obsidian Storm", and so on (running gag idea: various characters have different names for Bugze's black-cloaked alter ego)
Deciding that your black cloak is way too conspicuous, you either:
-Accidentlly fall into a mud puddle which turns your coat into a browncoat (and you suddenly feel the need to say "Gorram" instead of "stinking" and "Shiny" instead of "Cool")
-Reverse your coat to find that it's white underneath thus turning it into a white coat (and you suddenly feel the need to parkour buildings and hide blades in your sleeves)
Seeing as how Twilight can temporarily disable spell-casting, you decide to expand your arsenal by reading "Kung-Fu For Dummies" and learn "Shoryuken"
While nopony is looking, you have your 'daughter' put away her armor so she can blend in more and the filly also decides to hide her wings and/or horn with a spell because an alicorn filly would attract ALOT of attention...
-You know what, let the Hive Mind decide whether Nightshade should disguise herself as a Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth Pony.
My favorite chapter is "Episode 33: WHY MEEEE!" because of Bugze's Big Daddy moment.
I'm in a war zone!
*Dodges blast*
Awesome! Does this mean I can go all trigger-stupid on the incoming changelings?
*Starts reloading weapons with trigger-happy glee*
Wait, will lethal force have any long-term negative consequences? Also, does Bugze exist in this version of the attack? And where's the exit back home?
4572268 Just wait a moment to scan for the next portal....and got it! It's...IN THE CASTLE! Don't kill anyling, knock out sure but no kill, who knows what you could do to the time stream if you kill the wrong bug, so be careful on where you shoot.
Also don't get discovered by the ponies this time will ya
You cock your head in confusion
"Who the heck are you?" you ask in confusion. The mare who claims to be "the great and powerful Trixie" bites her lip and coughs awkwardly.
"Um...the Great and Powerful Trixie? Master of magic? Illustrator of illusions? Grand master wizard? Th-that doesn't ring any bells?!" A now very flustered Trixie stutters. You think hard about this.
"Nope."
Oh crap.
Trixie looks pissed.
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Awwwww...
*Puts away weapons in disappointment*
Wait a minute, this is a war zone! Things are so chaotic that nopony will even give a second glance to an Ursa Major, let along a two-legged creature loaded for bear! (Hehe, puns...)
*Fires M41A (and occasionally Cerberus and the Auto-9 dual-wielded) at changelings The A-Team-style (shooting VERY near them instead of at them so noling gets hit and forcing them to back off) as I make my way through the streets and to the castle*
Where in the castle is the portal?
*Levels a heavily damaged and conveniently abandoned building with grenade launcher to cause a precautionary diversion*
4572378 Let's see...OH COME ON. Going by these scans it's in the wedding chamber, where Celestia and Chrysalis are duking it out. Good luck and don't get caught.
(Eyes widen) Wh-what?! All I have is this sonic laser! M-Magus, what do you have?!
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Wait, it's already a battlefield in the streets. Shouldn't that mean that Celestia is already defeated? You may want to re-scan the status of the room where the portal is in. This. Is! SPART- I mean CANTERLOT!
*Sparta-kicks changeling through castle door while the leveled building serves as a distraction*
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Remember your in a version of Equestria, not the canon one. Your in that episode yes, but that doesn't mean it follows canon. And my scans are never wrong. There are two high level power signals blasting each other in the wedding chamber. So, unless Sombra decided to marry Pinkie Pie the same day the actual wedding happened and hes now fighting the buggy queen, then tough luck with ya.
Proceed to freak out and fall off of your bed (if you're on one), proceed to think why you always manage to hurt your face in some way
4572448 if refer yelling "THIS. IS. EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Sounds a bit better don't you think?
4572323 QUICK, FIRE TEH LAZERZ WHILE YELLING "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
To answer your question, I liked a couple of chapters. 1. The one chapter where you save fluttershy (she's my favorite pony) 2. Where Luna suggests to put nightmare moon (currently nightshade) in the gallows (that's where they hang people right?) and bugle gets pissed and uses RCV. Oh yeah, you should have Bugze learn the cheese shout, where you yell "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE" and exploding cheese falls from the sky.
4572558 [youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=42O0p7v6Jns]
Here is the link for cheese shout
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Okay, I think I found the door to the throne room.
*Opens door to see Princess Luna in an intense match of Call of Duty, oblivious to the battle outside. I quickly shut the door when Luna swears up a storm at TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!*
Whoops, wrong room.
30 Minutes of Searching (and Shooting) Later
Okay, NOW I'm right outside the throne room where it appears the Mane 6, Cadance, and Celestia are still fighting with Queen Chrysalis and her changelings while Prince Blueblood is cowering behind a still-brainwashed Shining Armor. I'm gonna need to be especially cunning for this...
*Kicks open door like a boss*
SURPRISE MOTHERBUCKER!
*Blasts Chrysalis in the face with flashbang from grenade launcher before making a mad dash for the portal (but takes the time to smash Prince Bloodblood in the face with the butt of the pulse rifle while running past him) while everypony is blinded*
I WAS NEVER HEREEEEEEEE!!!
*Dives through portal*
4572323 This idea is perfectly compatible with mine
(in that your suggestion can happen after Bugze attacks Trixie, but when everything is cleared up when Bugze sees that Nightshade is still safe in the inventory)
Find out where you ended up this time, and what the mare constantly referring to herself in the third person wants.
"What? Where am I? Who are you?"
Trixie gets annoyed at how you don't know who she is. "I am the Great and Powerful Trixie, and you are in my house."
"This is a shack." you tell her.
"It's a temporary setup while Trixie finds work somewhe- I mean. Finds ponies who can comprehend her amazingness."
Favorite chapter. The one that had all the screaming with AJ, Twi, and Rarity. It made me LOL.
4572613 ha, yeah XD
HOW IS HE TELEPORTING TO PLACES EVERY TIME HE ALMOST DIES
5138593 Magic.