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Since I am clearly not going anywhere for a bit because stupid stories are too good and my ADHD has apparently latched onto this, I might as well post some stuff about me. I am well outside the Target demographic for this series and have never actually seen past Season 2. As my profile pic probably shows my online 'sona is primarily that of a male dragon shapeshifter although I presume if he was made in FIM he'd be a Silvery White Dragocorn with a light gray mane and a White/Colorless Magic Aura. His cutie mark would also be a white curved teardrop with a black dot in the center...
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