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This story sucks.
Downvoted.
I read three paragraphs and I had no idea what was going on.
what le fuck
hawt
11/10
The part with the barking taco really took me by surprise.
It is like if The Room was the sequel to Requiem For a Dream
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I want you to know that I helped write this, sort of. Ish.
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That was kind of the reason it was written. I have no artistic integrity and neither does
RegidarPara. We just like to give people the finger.4172315
topkek
3edgy5me m8
Too much purple prose to story ratio. However, methdancer makes it all OK. Good story.
I was excited for a really good sequel...
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It exists.
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Where is this liquid gold.
Ew gay
4172693 Five stars
A+
Four stars
Tenouttaten
Wow, great expansion on Methdancer's character.
I kinda liked the start of this (the original was really good), but you totally and completely lost me when you wrote that last bit with Methdancer, and wound up having Dash die like that. I was really hoping for a better resolution than this had.
Sooooo, consider is down-voted and unfaved. I just stick with the original story.
Sorry.
Okay... I was not expecting any of that...
*backs away slowly*
I think you mean emaciated.
I can relate. I too once had a terrible addiction to math.
4173230 4173260 Oi, thanks, I'll fix that up
4172559 >implying purple prose wasn't the intention
4172627 this is the best sequel you can hope for
4173253 I'm sorry you didn't like it.
4173299 Well, the thing is, I actually did it...right up until the part where you brought Methdancer in and killed Dash the way that you did. That's pretty much when it went south for me.
You're a very good writer, though, so I'll likely check out some of your other works later.
And the original to this will still stay in my Favorites, as I really do like it. I could honestly clobber the other girls for their reaction to Dash's coming out to them, but that's a pretty realistic reaction. Not the way that you'd expect folks who are supposed to be your real, true friends to act, but rrealistic, all the same. Well done on that one.
4173299 The best of all things
Octagon
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Yeah, sure thing. This story made for a nice troll, now that I've seen the full extent of what you and the parasprite were planning for April Fools' Day. Hopefully, the parasprite will come out with a proper sequel one day.
While we're at it, two more corrections:
Missing end quotation mark. And possibly the wrong form of to. Damn you, homophones.
Take a closer look at setting.
okay, that is a problem. Either Regidar is a horrible trollfic writer and unwittingly created a work of genius by molding his autism like clay, or else FIMFiction is completely devoid of sense and taste.
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I'm actually going to add this to her character. She compulsively does math as well as meth.
Thanks!
4173314 (I actually didn't write that one, the parasprite did; good fried of mine, we switched accounts for april fool's day and I wrote this because people kept hounding him for a sequel)
Still, I'm glad you enjoyed it for a good chunk of the experience. I hope you do enjoy my other stories. I can make some recommendations for stories I've written with less... "sideways" endings, if you'd like.
4173355 thanks, I'll fix those up
I stopped when the word "domicile" popped up with no provocation. I'd skip the thesaurus next time.
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You clearly do not understand anything about anything
4173441 Ah, I see. And that was sneaky of you two. Appropriate for yesterday, but still miiiiiighty sneaky.
Although I can see why he did it. Being badgered like that is not fun.
Now, that said, I really, really hope that he does do a proper sequel to the original one day, but if he never does, oh well. I've seen other one-shots that I wished would do a sequel (due to some of the stuff in them), but that never did. But that was the writer's choice, so that's okay, too.
Yes, I did...til things went kinda...sideways.
and I do plan on reading some of your others, so any recommendations that you can throw my way (though not too hard, please. I've been beaned by those before
) would be greatly appreciated.
So yes, please. Send me all the recommendations that you'd like to.
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yep, luring people into a false sense of "this is legit" before shitting all over them. bravo
4175244 it's pretty awesome
Yay, a shit story :D
Crazier with every paragraph.
Bravo.
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In terms of my more serious writings, may I direct you towards my Antlers Saga?
He Gave Her A RoseHis Thorn On The Rose
Hospice
Cold War
For a more darker set of stories, here is my Sit Still Series:
If You Must
The sequels and such are added on, go to Sit Still after If You Must, continue on from there and then go to Freefall.
Here are some assorted other fics I've written that I've been told are pretty good:
Reformation
Working On Leaving The Living
Cute Without The "E"
Yearbook January
All Gone
The New Year
Hope you find something that tickles your fancy
I am in the throes of pleasure.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Btw was
An accident? For it hath lolz.
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It's a hell of a fucking drug.
“So wait. Does Equestria not have the gender change operation or something? That is the obvious solution in this case. Especially if she gets it done covertly which should be easy for someone with friends of her influence. All she would have to do is go to the Crystal Empire and ask Princess Cadence to get her Royal Surgeon to perform the operation and then help her to get a new life started as a colt by helping her get a covert name change and enough of a covert makeover so that when she went back to Ponyville her friends wouldn’t be able to recognize her. As Princess Cadence spreads love everywhere she goes and all of Rainbow Dash’s favors are related to helping Rainbow Dash find true love, Princess Cadence should have no problems with helping Rainbow Dash, regardless of whether or not all of Equestria is homophobic. Then when the name change and makeover were over, she could just go back to Ponyville and act like a complete stranger. That solution is also a lot better than becoming addicted to drugs or becoming a masochist. Then he could work on becoming their friend as a colt and then he could eventually ask one of them to be his very special somepony. The only possible complications to this would be Pinkie Pie because of her Pinkie Sense; coming up for a reason as to why the Element of Loyalty works for him (this could be easily gotten around if she went to Princess Celestia and asked her for one last favor before heading off to the Crystal Empire and getting Princess Cadence to help her with the rest of her plan, that favor being helping her lie to her friends and telling them that if the pony that first represented a specific Element of Harmony, say Loyalty, was to die, than there were more ponies out there that represented the Elements of Harmony because the Elements of Harmony were able to seek out worthy hosts, which really is the ); making sure to go along with their insulting Rainbow Dash or their crying about how Rainbow Dash is no longer there. Or he could just tell them that he ran into her in Fillydelphia and that she was very depressed and he was actually the one to find her dead body along with the suicide note that she left; and of course there is always the most important complication and that is coming up with and always sticking to a completely new personality but still being able to represent the Element of Harmony in his own special way along with what to do about Tank the Tortoise. While she might want him back, he would have to remember that might blow her cover and ruin his life. Did you follow that entire comment? If not, then it basically boils down to does Equestria have the gender change operation? If it does, then why didn’t she just go to the Crystal Empire, ask Princess Cadence if she could talk to her privately about a matter of the heart, then, when they are alone, tell her that she would like her help in covertly becoming a member of the opposite gender in order to be accepted by the pony that she has had her eye on for her special somepony. As Princess Cadence is the ruler of an empire that is responsible for spreading love and harmony throughout all of Equestria and as Princess Cadence’s destiny is to help get two ponies together in relationships, then she should be a lot more understanding towards Rainbow Dash than any other pony in Equestria would be. Not to mention the fact that she would be much better equipped to help Rainbow Dash covertly die and a colt to rise from her ashes. Then why didn’t he go to Princess Celestia and tell her that something terrible had happened: Rainbow Dash is dead! If Princess Celestia starts to argue and say that HE IS RAINBOW DASH then he should say “Um… your highness? You should probably get your eyesight checked. I am a colt. Rainbow Dash was a filly.” Then she should immediately realize what she did and should ask why he did that. He should say “That doesn’t matter Princess. What does matter is if you will help me or not. If you won’t then Equestria will be down an Element of Harmony. If you will, then I will promise to serve you as loyally and as faithfully as I always have. Don’t worry, I am not going to ask for anything overly difficult or ridiculous. I just want you to lie to my friends and tell them that if the first host of an Element of Harmony should die than that Element of Harmony can seek out another worthy host and that pony would then be able to use that Element of Harmony just as well as the first host was. I have good reasons for being a colt and they are mine and mine alone.” Princess Celestia should then agree as it isn’t that much to ask for seeing as how s…he, Princess Celestia mentally corrects herself, was able to help reunite Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Then after that happened why didn’t he go back to Ponyville and introduce himself to Pinkie Pie? That would be the first real test of all of the changes that she had made to herself in the intervening time. The next real test would be when the first disaster that required the use of the Elements of Harmony arose. However, as he had already talked to Princess Celestia about this, then that should also not give him away.
Anyways, that is what I feel would have made for a better story, because even though there would have been sacrifices made, (Scootalo would have forever lost her big sister and would be forever convinced that her big sister had just abandoned her by committing suicide and Rainbow Dash’s parents would have forever lost their daughter and would have been convinced that she had committed suicide for some strange reason and Rainbow Dash would have forever lost her parents and would have to live with the fact that they thought that she had committed suicide and Rainbow Dash would have forever lost her little sister and would have to live with the fact that she felt betrayed and abandoned by Rainbow Dash because Rainbow Dash had committed suicide), but Rainbow Dash would still have gained things as well, hopefully such as a marefriend in the end and in the more immediate sense a new lease on life, instead of just losing things.
Sorry about the run-on quality of the other comment it is just that I tend to put a LOT of thought into my My Little Pony.
5281439 stopped reading after you assumed that homosexuality and being transgender are interchangeable.
You knowledge of the human psyche is laughable.
Also, this is a blatant trollfic.
like, how could you miss that
I usually don't spell shit out
But sometimes I like to help the blind
ah. I didn't know that. Well, then I guess that the fact that falling into a drug-fueled depression is understandable under the circumstances.
5284394 Are you referring to dash?
Well never mind then. I am much happier now. At first I assumed that she fell into a masochistic drug-fueled depression but now I am much happier knowing that she actually found someone that shared her preferences.
Anyways, sorry about that. I tend to assume things.
It’s not that I am not for gay and lesbian rights, or that I don’t think that My Little Pony can be used to defend these rights, it is just that I assumed from the title that Rainbow Dash killed herself in the story because it said the death of harmony. Speaking of Rainbow Dash killing people, why didn’t Rainbow Dash just use her anger in a more productive way and come up with a plan to use her so-called friends Elements of Harmony against them in order to kill them? She is the Element of Loyalty after all. So a betrayal of that kind should have driven her past the brink of insanity.
well then. Now that I have actually stopped assuming things, I have got to say that that is one messed up story sir! GOOD WORK!
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Hey can you not leave a shitload of deleted comments on my story next time? Think before you post, you fucking assburger. That's all you need to do. And if that fails, just change it instead of deleting it. We don't like comment deleters and stupid posters k. Thanks. Also you need to be in a care home with some of the shit you said earlier. You're mentally ill.
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Oh hey you dropped some stuff.