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Due to rampant drug use in the Crystal Empire, the Equestrian Games have been relocated to Equestria's other cold, northern city: Stalliongrad!
Thanks to their friendship with Derpy Hooves, Twilight and her friends get front-row seats to all the Stalliongradis have to offer. But in the shadows, something evil lurks. Can they unmask the mysterious Horsenberg before it's too late? And where'd Rainbow Dash go, anyway?
Note: Contains scenes of pony drug use.
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3986147
Whoa, shit, thanks. Fixed.
3986148 No problem.
Nice story, by the way.
3986176
Thanks, glad you liked it. :D
Sorry author, but according to my russian speaking wife your title makes no sense. The closest word to what you wrote would be "milker" or "milkman."
Just thought you'd want to know.
3986309 I know. Just saw it and had to comment though
3986252
I am well aware of this, and you would be too had you read the author's note. :V
What did I just read? Why was Applejack muted every time she tried to speak? And why was Derpy the Element of Honesty?
Don't get me wrong, it was hilarious, but I am so, so confused...
This is why we can't have nice things!
OK then.
OK then.
I have heard it said that stories marked "comedy" are often the least funny. And now I'm angry at myself for laughing.
PP, you are better than this D:<
My brain hurts...
Dubuq did I just read
I just had to point out how funny I find it that whenever a fic on this site tackles some objectionable topics the note goes like : Contains pony *insert objectionable topic here*
In soviet russia, sense makes noone!!!!!!!
Well, I like an occasionally goofy story every once in a while, so this gets an upvote. (Waaa...Poor Dashie.
)
Eeyup.
3986381
Ahh, my friend, if you have to ask these questions, then you haven't been paying attention. :V
3986512
That's where we'll have to agree to disagree, I'm afraid, old chap. :B
3986548
It's best to warn the delicate. :B
I made the mistake or reading this thinking it would actually be a serious story...
Quite nice though.
3988043 Fair enough. Time for a reread, then!
Oh PP, never change.
3988288
Beware the Random tag! :D
3988572
Actually, I meant the show. :B
3990237
For better or worse, I probably won't. :B
Duryar?
I loathe fake Cyrillic.
3991121
yes
let the hate flow through you
whut
There's a lot of hoof-in-mouth going on in Equestria. Now that just can't be sanitary.
Also poor RD. Trapped in prison for being a rainbow.
3997165
Pony hooves are made of marshmallow and they walk on fairy farts anyway.
They are the epitome of cleanliness.
Oh PP you sodding troll you.
4001995
:D
-Rainbow Dash trapped for being a rainbow
-Derpy being the element of Honesty
-Drug-using crystal empire
-Dorpi being lesbo and mentioning secret police
I see what you did there...
fuck you you meme loving troll fuck you
4088919
why look at the time
it's half past I Have Won-o'clock
4090482
fuck you
This is maybe the best thing I've ever written.
Am I the only one noticing the 20th century boys reference?
6032519
You are! Because I don't know what that is. ._.
What the BUCK did I just read?!
>Fake Cyrillic (GODDAMNIT, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS?)
>A hammer and sickle with a ushanka-wearing pony (uh-oh)
>Drugs (FUCKING WHY?)
I do not even
wot
8758626
Holy fuck, Marshall, Carter and Dark read my fanfic. :O
...Iris is not going to be happy when she finds out. <.<
8758810
Who is Iris?
and did I develop some sort of reputation here?
8758853
>tfw when you know more canon than the person using a GoI as their username
8759391
oh!
I thought you were talking about actual shit and not SCP stuff.
Sentient Legos $50 a peice. Buy now!
8759788
I am the SCPs! >:V
Twilight took the opportunity to whisper to Derpy. "You and Dorpi look an awful lot alike."
"Yeah!" said Derpy. "That's because we're identical cousins!"
After a moment, a tiny plume of smoke emerged from Twilight's ear.
