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This story is a sequel to A Generic Story 2: Trope Hard
Generic the red and black alicorn OC goes on a journey to discover his changeling heritage while simultaneously discovering he's the seventh element of harmony while simultaneously killing zombies while simultaneously trying to stop his arch nemesis while simultaneously pleasuring every member of the mane 6 while simultaneously remaining completely original.
Take nothing seriously.
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You did it.
It's here.
You get a fav and an upvote before I even open the chapter.
(Generic thumbs up of approval)
Warining! Generic levels have gone well over the limit of (insert generic DBZ meme here)
Do you wish to continie?
[Y]
N
(INSERT GENERIC APPROVAL)
(INSERT GENERIC QUOTE FROM STORY, ALONG WITH WHAT A TWIST!.EXE)
(Insert Generic comment)
(Insert more generic things to get other users to like user comment.)
}~Waring! Generic levels have reached critical levels!~{
(Insert generic c-cc-c-commentzZ)
(Insss-s-ss=-03r4f9xef,ce)
~{Sy-s-stem falieures zeof4if in 10sex)
(Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnccccertsgbs.....
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....
, I'm sorre daves. i,m afred I can't let you do that!!!111!!!!
The user woke up in a cold sweat, thunder booming outside.
It had all been a dream...
*Inception horns*
You broke my sides.
You, sir, are an expert at generic mediocrity.
There is too much generic for me to comprehend.
I have lost my ability to even, and I don't care.
Me gusta mucho
GENERIC LEVELS: OVER 9,000. CUE GENERIC THEME SONG, SUNG BY SOME RANDOM CRITIC.
GENERIC?!!!
Yep.
By the power of me...
Under the guidelines of 'sequels'...
I approve this for Twilight's Library.
And even if it wasn't for that rule...
It would be for this:
Just... Yes. All my yes.
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~Skeeter The Lurker
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As readers for Twilight's Library, I'm sure you guys find this even funnier than most people do. You actually have read stuff like this that wasn't intentional, correct?
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The only people who have it worse than us are the Site Staffer's themselves.
Think on this: What we see is what MADE the cut. And that's a fraction of what gets pumped through here...
I don't count EqD due to the fact that the tastes and standards seem to vary. A lot.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I can't think of much more you can possibly parody.
Caving to demands for more when you have no ideas or inspiration? (wait, maybe you did this already)
Publishing chapters that consist entirely of 'chek out my (se/pre)qel guyz'?
Reposting everything exactly the same way but from a slightly-different viewpoint? (like, I dunno, Generic's dead mother, Backstory, who follows her son around as a ghost, riding on his back, I don't even freakin' know)
Filling the description with a bunch of self-deprecation, then asking for 'constructive criticism only plz'?
Name-dropping a bunch of other people's actually-decent OCs without permission from the authors to use their characters?
Well, congrats on pulling a third chapter out of your (unmentionable area).
That isn't sarcasm, I actually liked it.
That also isn't sarcasm.
And that.
And (recursive loop)
You missed the opportunity to do the most cliché ending of all endings, 'it had only just begun'. oh well
still an amazing read! 
GOOD LORD. Chapter 287. Just what the hell did I read from that clusterbuck of a chapter? You've outdone yourself this time. Now you'd have to approach "My Immortal" levels of badness to top this.
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Care to elaborate to the casual audience just what kind of garbage you yourself have had to endure?
Thus the saga ends! Or does it?
DAT COVER ART
SO MUCH NSFW
SO MUCH PONY
DAT ENDING!!!!!! SO EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god its like 2nd grade writing style... and still better than meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!11111222111
(spam other smilys)
my brain.. it hurts. also i cant help but wonder if any story ive written did some of those things, thoughts like that made me stop writing all together (cause i suck, just look at how bad this comment is
)
It's funny because it only makes the barest of sense.
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Dude, I don't think that "U" is supposed to be capital.
Found a typo:
You're*
Oh f
k yes.
Well, Final Draft young son, you did it. You f
king did it.
After three enjoyably cliche'd reads, upvotes and favourites from me, you've earned the MOST COVETED PRIZE IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA, neigh, THE WORLD!!!
My follow.
[Generic comment about how you're milking an idea to death]
also
COMIC SAAAAAAAAANS
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Milking something to death is yet another generic way of writing. I think this will be the last, however.
I love this series
i maid dis as tribute to genericxGenerica
Don't write another. I'm out of these for now.
I don't even need to read it to know it's amazing. Thumbs up for you.
Now to finish the incredible trilogy...
I am offended by that borderline NSFW image and/or am the artist and I want you to remove it because [generic reason here].
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If I had something more generic, I would.
Reading this story was like repeatedly nailing an icepick into my skull.
BRAVO, GOOD SIR.
3808071 Humans.
“THOU HATH AWOKEN THE EIGHTH ELEMENT OF HARMONY! THE ELEMENT OF EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL!”
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And thus, the [generic hero] was damn [adjective], That I gave an vote and a downvote, but then the upvote punched the downvote, then the downvote died, therefore making the upvote supreme leader of votopia.
Outstanding!
Are you like the new KoS or something because trust me nobody in the entire world needs a new KoS.
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Who? My only guess is King of Satire. And if there is no need for me to be such a thing, I won't.
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KingofSquirrelz but Artimae is sucking your proverbial dick in chat and saying you're cool so I guess you're cool.
It has been a long time since I have felt such a strong urge to strangle someone...
Also, you forgot to include enemies of Generic who suspiciously sound like people he doesn't like in real life. I don't know whether it is genius or madness that drives your ability to write these... abominations, whose only saving grace is their self-awareness. Still, I got a laugh or two out of it. Thank you.
That was very entertaining. I enjoyed every second of it.
*slow clap* I have no words.
I actually felt pain while reading this story.
I'm going to go eat sugar now, or drink black coffee. So long as it clears this story from my system.
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If you felt pain, you read it too seriously.
My god, I think I have a problem.
I want to offer you my editing services free of charge after reading this, knowing full well you don't need them, and that you'd eventually abandon an incoherent story after several
days hours secondsmonths of typing garbled gibberish!I've become...
THAT kind of editor! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wow, can I like, use this story as an example of both how to write satire and how NOT to write a story? I swear it has every single error I can think of. On purpose. Well done!
Finaly, the epic story i been waiting for continues
Oh lord, it's Wepon all over again.
(Jump to 2:48)
3816568 YES
FUCK YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES
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And now I have inspiration for a fourth story.