I kind of had a bad day at work and was thinking about stupid sexy Chrysalis, and then I wondered if there was a stupid sexy Trixie tag on derpibooru, and then my mind said SHIP THEM so I wrote this in about an hour and my god it is really late but like I said I had a bad day and went to some dark places but then I wrote this at the same time so maybe life isn't completely awful.
What, you want a plot? There is no plot. There's ponies kissing and stupid sexy Chrysalis and peanut butter toast. That should be all you need.
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Y u do this to me?!
Yo bitch! Funny as fuck!
Man! Your day was not bad it was all destiny so could write this...and make me laught so hard my pencreas explode!!! Seriously its was just SO funny You deserve a thumbs up!
*throw the story over my shoulder* Another!
What did I just read?....
I LIKE IT
Best story ever. Also I want some peanut butter toast.
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I want moar!
This is so bad, it's good. Got more laughs than I expected.
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You know what you did.
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Another pancreas? I'll see what I can do.
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That image is amazing.
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That fanfic is amazing!
Lyra agree with that
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Finally, someone had captured the essences of Trixie shipping.
Oh my god... I cried more than when I read "My Little Dashie".
This... This was beautiful.
THAT WAS LOVE DAMMIT!! LOVE!!
what did i just read
i face hofed soo much 
oh and twilight with twilight! 
This fanfic sucked so hard it rocketed past "bad," shot by "horrible," gave "terrible" the finger, and landed squarely on "ROFL SO AWESOME!!!111"
Kaicalimatimus.Outofmemoryexception has been flagged, unable to continue the reading
BRILLIANT! I feel all woozy inside.
Mildly amusing in a deliberately terrible way.
Read Later!
This was the dumbest story I've ever read...
All I can say now is how much fun it was to read!
PP what did i just read?
I loved it, but i am still confused XD gonna read more of your fic if they're like this XD
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Anything with a random tag is a pretty sure bet if you liked this one. :)
2335995 why thankya kahndly sar.
Ah shall endeavour to read more of yer work in t'future
Finished 'things rainbow dash doesn't like' which also confused the balls off me
And 'Dance 'till we're high' was sweet as pinkie
Time for some lunch -break sprs methinks
Ahahahaha
everything
everything about this is amazing
why did i wait to read this jesus
ANOTHER
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holy fuck where did all these notific--
STONERSHY :|
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This was fucked up stuff man, but you did just make two of the hottest characters make out with each other so go You, you crazy bastard.
So much fun.
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Yes, you understand my motives. :3
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This, this right here is why I love you, present. Don't ever stop being you.
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'k :D
Wish there was more.....
You sir have just made my week^^
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A pleasure. :)
3575517 I'm still laughing about it too^^ lol^^
I have no words. Except for the ones I'm writing right here. But, you know, aside from those.
There should be a sequel where they summon Nightmare Moon for revenge on Twilight but then just wind up being lesbians with her too instead.
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I...
This is in no way a bad idea.
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oh my god I could use Chowderhead and Petunia again you have no idea how much I have wanted to do that I might have to write this
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I think I might be a bad person for having encouraged this.
Also it becomes a trilogy when Sunset Shimmer comes back from the human world in a couple years. Why can't I stop myself from saying these things?
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One step at a time, young padawan.
No but I am totally gonna do this.
The ultimate don't-give-a-shit story. I loved it.
In related news, Pony-Adam and Pony-Eve are now headcanon. I knew there was a reason why every fic ever featured lesbian ponies. Except that one with Twilight's brother and the female alicorn wedding. Fucking deviants.
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Much obliged. :D
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I love this story. Upvote, go!
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Glorious.... Simply glorious.
I think... I think it's safe to say this is the best crack pairing fic I've read in a very long time. And now I can't help but ship it.
Thank you. Thank you for this.
This is great. Your punishment is an adventure Clyde-style review, except with princess cadence, because you hate her. You brought this upon yourself.
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I AM OKAY WITH THIS