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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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"Oops," was all Princess Twilight Sparkle could think to say.

Written a week prior to Magical Mystery Cure.

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Comments ( 26 )

You wot?
The beginning was funny because I was taking a crap too.
Cadance is obviously Twilight's mom from when her dad Sombra incested her and Scootaloo is the abandoned child of Twilight and Spike, and also Spike's love slave.
Dis Shiny just call Cadance an asshat, literally?

If this bandwagon is happening, someone needs to do one about Twilight getting wings on her butt.

"Butt Wings?" will be the title.

I've been reading a whole awful lot of comedy lately. Maybe I'm coming down with something?

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Man, don't you know that's a thing I don't know the meaning of? D:

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I seriously went to post this and there are already two comedy stories about Twilicorn on the front page. :V If I'd done it three days ago when I started writing it...

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If you are, then laughter is the best medicine.

Thrown under the bandwagon maybe...

I read and I laughed. 'Nuff said. :rainbowlaugh:

So... Next stop EQD? :raritydespair:

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Two Twilicorn comedies? Which ones?

Hornwarmer? Kinky...

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Haha, no. Only because >wordcount

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One's called How Many Princesses Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? The other one I didn't save in my read-later, so I dunno.

Or eat ice cream until she got fat.

A crying Fatlestia swung on a trapeze back and forth across Twilight's mind as she tried very unsuccessfully to regain control of her train of thought.

AW YEAH DAWG

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Just you wait. :|

Well that was random.

Well, that was... something. Random and fun, as described. I like it!

This was evil.

Scootaloo's totally a unicorn!

wtf did i just read at the end?

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Not Scootaloo.

So many ways to improve this crap...

I'm an Asperger's superstar too!

Large portions of this story owe credit to kits

i feel awful that i'm only now reading this.

sorry :<

Well that just happened

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