So ДØЯP has turned into rather a successful troll. People are actually getting mad about things I hoped they would get mad about. :D I'm pleased.
I think I also successfully trolled myself in the process of writing it. It's the only one of my stories I can't reference without copy-pasting the title from elsewhere (thank you, based journal story tags).
I've nothing to add that wasn't already in the author's note, so time for the usual.