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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Monday
    Fic recs, May 20th: Project Get! #17!

    Hey! :D Welcome back to Project Get!, where I sort my RIL by views and grab the last 10 on the list that aren't sequels, unfinished, or by the same author twice! I've been trying to do this a lot more frequently, but 'frequent' has not exactly described these blogs out of me, has it? D: I dunno if that could change in the near future. I've got outpatient surgery on Wednesday this week, so I'm

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  • 3 weeks
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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  • 3 weeks
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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  • 4 weeks
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 5 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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Feb
24th
2014

Glorious journal of followink ups · 1:42am Feb 24th, 2014

So ДØЯP has turned into rather a successful troll. People are actually getting mad about things I hoped they would get mad about. :D I'm pleased.

I think I also successfully trolled myself in the process of writing it. It's the only one of my stories I can't reference without copy-pasting the title from elsewhere (thank you, based journal story tags).

I've nothing to add that wasn't already in the author's note, so time for the usual.

If you liked ДØЯP, you might also want to read:
Stupid stories about ponies doing dumb things
That's Right (also features Shining Armor and Cadence!)
Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like
Twilight Sparkle Loses Her Wings
Ponies Debate Gun Control
LyrAmie

Stupid stories about horse makeouts
Chrysalicksy
Snowdrop and Nyx Get Drunk and Make Out

Crossovers where I had no idea about the thing being crossed over
Fluttershy Goes to Fucking Narnia (obvious)
Tomodachi no Kyoupon (Attack on Titan, among others)
Like a G5 (Yu-Gi-Oh GX, among others)

And vice versa. :B

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Does it help that I'm mad about things, but I don't know WHY or WHAT they are?

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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So long as I can take credit for it, then yes.

1868127
You're actually one of the constant sources of madness, anger and confusion in my life. Also a great source of inspiration and when I have to have my spirits lifted.

You are like a jar full of tadpole-flavoured honeybeetles.

Take all my credits.

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PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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You are like a jar full of tadpole-flavoured honeybeetles.

wat

This is going on my profile.

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