It was a normal day in Equestria. Suddenly, it all went haywire when ponies started turning into alicorns. Not just any alicorns, but perfect alicorns. Ones that had everything go their way, and have everypony else bend to their will.
All hooves are pointed at Twilight.
Remember, this story is not serious. If you came here for seriousness, you're wrong. If you came here for good grammar, you're right! If you came here because this story is supposed to make sense, you're wrong. If you came here to laugh and not take this with any seriousness, you're right!
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I had to write this. I NEEDED to put this out. I thought of it and I just had to write it.
This is only going to get better and better. Can't wait for the other chapters and all the laughs that will ensue.
Rarity is perfect and Twilight needs to find a book.
Well now I know what a Mary Sue is. This is going to be an absolute shit fest if they can make themselves perfect as they think so I will be watching
Off to an interesting start.
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Well, this is really just something to dump on when I have no inspiration for my other 8-9 unfinished stories. I wrote this for fun, really, and it being a perfect story is not in my top list of priorities.
I may go through and edit the filter words sometime when I've got nothing better to do, but until then this is only a fun story for fun purposes.
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I don't know if you have thought of this but, a Mary Sue bends reality(the story) on her favor, right?
What happens when 2 of them get into a fight of any kind?
Also, consider: Oprah.
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Yeah, I'm working on setting up a scene where a problem like this unfolds. And I have Oprah planned.
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Oh yes. Oprah.
abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/gty_oprah_winfrey_ll_121102_wblog.jpg
This is going to go wrong. And fast.
Lets see the mayhem!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Man love this and i'm going to favorite this
All my Yes! Sounds like wonderful send up of my one my most hated sub genres!
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I suppose everything in the immediate vicinity (aka... Ponyville, Equestria, the planet, the universe, reality itself... depends on their "powerlevel", I guess) gets caught in the cross-fire.
There was a story about that once, Pinkie Pie trying to keep two Mary Sues too occupied to notice the other. It was on EQD. It ended with the fourth wall exploding, and Pinkie stealing the CTRL, ALT, A and DEL keys to erase the fic.
Fav and like!
Lots of inside lols and outburst of laughter.
Isn't Rarity an Alicorn? If she didn't enjoy the game then why didn't she change part of it to enjoy it more..... You know what I'm over thinking this so instead I'll just laugh at the randomness and wait for more
dabuq i just read
Well. THAT was random.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I'm guessing the hacked mario was asshole mario or as I like to call it, mario I wanna be the guy
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You read my insanity placed into legible text.
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Teehee.
Wow, just wow, when he said it is going to make no sense, I didn't think it would be THIS insane. So, in other words... THANK YOU!!!!
dafuq did i just read
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^From an earlier comment reply to the same question.
Oprah. You put Oprah in MLP.
I give up.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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MWAHAHAHA!!!
:3
Oh god.
YOU GET A MOUSTACHE!
YOU GET A MOUSTACHE!
EVERYPONY GETS A MOUSTACHE!
Well. Uh.
That happened, apparently.
Uh.
Well, I got nothing else.
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I had so much fun writing it. I hope you all laughed or at least were confused or dafuq did I just read.
2928066 At least Halo hacked for the Wii/Wii U is FUN to play.
Wait, how'd you put the crazy Pinkie emoticon in there?
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I think any if those would describe my reaction accurately. Or all of them would.
Why has no one put Oprah in the Equestria yet?! She would take over!
3046833 Really? I'd kill her.
3046750 (colon)pinkiecrazy(colon)
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Mental Help Group: For internet caused mental tragedies.
This may help!
Well... That's what I thought when i read the title.
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I am quite glad that hell has made a good impression in your mind.
Yay! I love when craziness is turned into legible text!
In other words, I love this. Keep writing it :D
You- but- I-
Whaaa....?
Ok I give up.
Where was that mental health group thing again?
And also...
2 fandoms = pissed
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2 fandoms = pissed = exactly what was intended
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Mental Help Group: For internet caused mental tragedies.
4766270 Thanks.
See y'all in rehab!
Annnnd into the WTF zone we go.
~Skeeter The Lurker
...That author's note is spot on.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Of course. I wrote it and the story. I think. I might've been under the control of a space parasite.
....The meme has come back to haunt us all....
...
Yay! I like the meme!