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joe mother


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Looking back, I, Lock Pick, should have chosen a better path in life. Maybe it was the allure of the treasure, maybe it was the adrenaline that kept me coming back for more. Maybe it was a stallion who called himself Stealth. It wasn't his real name, but where I worked names weren't important.

It wasn't long before I found myself captivated.

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I look after the farm with little help, and I'm sure you can imagine me doing that. However, I'm not writing to tell you about the farm. I writing to let you know where I am, or at least where I will be. They have found me, and their bloody teeth are gnawing at the door. Maybe I will make it out alive, but I'm sure you'll know if I don't.

A virus destroys Equestrian civilization, and all that remains are the accounts of lucky survivors. Of course, they weren't lucky, nor did they survive very long.

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A narrative pieced together entirely by individual letters of various ponies throughout the history of the plague. The letters are not in chronological order.
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Something I decided to write instead of working on my other fics. No art because there isn't anything that looks like what I want to write.

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Sequel to Let The Crystals Break: The Rise of Sombra
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Sombra becomes obsessed with controlling the masses and conforming their will to his. He wants it so badly that he will do it by any means necessary.

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The shinigami have ended themselves, and now two remain. These two find themselves at a single portal, leading to a land full of ponies.

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Dear Pinkie Pie,

Come to visit.

Pinkie got a letter from her family telling her to visit. But there's only one problem...

After what happened, her family shouldn't be writing letters to her.
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Added the AU tag after reflection on how I plan for things to happen.

A like-dislike ratio of 30! Awesome! Certainly the best I've had a story do on Fimfiction, and I'm happy.

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Pinkie Pie has a talk with Ditzy.

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It was a normal day in Equestria. Suddenly, it all went haywire when ponies started turning into alicorns. Not just any alicorns, but perfect alicorns. Ones that had everything go their way, and have everypony else bend to their will.

All hooves are pointed at Twilight.

Remember, this story is not serious. If you came here for seriousness, you're wrong. If you came here for good grammar, you're right! If you came here because this story is supposed to make sense, you're wrong. If you came here to laugh and not take this with any seriousness, you're right!
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I had to write this. I NEEDED to put this out. I thought of it and I just had to write it.

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The mark of an exile is one of voice,
One we uphold through our loyalty and choice.

The mark of an exile is something that affects them forever, changing the way they think and the way they speak. Zircon learns this firsthand after following an exile from camp. However, things get out of hoof quickly...

Thanks to the Editor: Mondai Shunketsu

Feel free to tell me what you think in the comments! No pointless flaming.

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Sometimes life just smacks you upside the head. That happened today when life gave me a box that made me trip and fall on my porch.

Turns out life didn't just hit me, it bitch-slapped me many times by giving me a DJ from a kid's cartoon.

A DJ that loves loud stuff, alcohol, and things that go BOOM. Why life? Why would you do this?
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An idea that I thought of while thinking about MLD. Don't worry, it isn't a parody or a pointless rehash of it. This is an original PoE (Pony on Earth) story involving Vinyl Scratch, a human, and a lot of police.
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Reviews (I'll always be adding more!):

Regidar: I like it! Sweet! I kinda want to watch them get arrested for throwing a rave.

Dunsparce: Yes, I am quite enjoying this.

Sliverfish: Noice.

gwarrior2013: I think you forgot the "human" tag

Violet Emblem X: Omg this is so totally hilarious! Like AND Favourite :rainbowkiss:

Serefin: Well, Vinyl has made a mess of things quite quickly. Hasn't she?

Cryopocalypse: I love Rule #3. :)

Theatercritic (Who's opinion is not highly valued by anyone): This is great!

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