Why do ponies think I'm homeless?

Why do they think my parents are dead?

Why is this even a thing?

Oh well.

All of Ponyville can't be mistaken right?

Right?

Made Popular on 5/27/17.

Twilight is assassinated. Repeatedly. If only anypony knew what the word "immortal" meant...

Now with a reading by Skijarama!
Now available in Spanish!

Originally written for the Writeoff Association's February contest, "The Twilight Zone."
Thanks to Not_A_Hat, Masked Ferret, Floydien, Chryssi, and ChappedPenguinLips for prereading.

A lone samurai has wandered the world for years, in search of a way home. He has been in the future and seeks a way back to the past before the reign of Aku. But he has either lost the chance to or selflessly given it up for the sake of others.

But the samurai has found another opportunity. In another world, the samurai called Jack will search for a way back to his time in a world of magic. A second chance has been given, and Jack will do his best to get back. Back to the past.

Written by me. Edited by A Man Undercover.

Everypony in Ponyville goes to attend a DJ Pon-3 concert, but instead Not Eminem shows up and begins rapping spaghetti related rhymes causing mass hysteria, ear damage, and casualties. Can the main 6 possible stop this danger? No, probably not...

Are your keens weak and arms heavy? Well don't vomit on your sweater, cause it's mom's spaghetti.

I know this story is terrible, I wrote it in a couple hours after making some 'mom's spaghetti' jokes with my friends. Please don't hate me for completely wasting your time.

After The Dazzlings had ran off the stage during the events of Canterlot High's Battle of the Bands, they went into hiding. Now, they find themselves living the apartment life; with each other. Typically, one would think three best friends, three amigos who were banished from one dimension into the next, would get along, correct?

Well, normally yes, just... not in the mornings.

Does contain a lot of swearing, use of the Lord's name in vain (my own personal apologies as I know this is truly offensive to some), all around stupidity and immensely OOC characters. Take this as seriously as you would The Sims.

Foreword: Don't mind the lowercase title. If you've even been on the internet, you know why it is the way it is.

Are you ready to read the best abridging of My Little Pony you've ever read?

Good, because it's not good at all!

THE BIG FLIPPING NOTE: This is purely for fun and will be written in my own pass time. Don't hate. Seriously.

TRIGGEr WARNINGS:
Pinkie Insanity
Horrible Characterizations and possibly OOC
4th Wall Breaking
Memes... Memes everywhere...
Terrible Abridging of Events
Numbers
Starlight
Rainbow's Ego
etc...

Cover art by and courtesy of artist dm29

And the "Other" tag is to encompass the characters I couldn't tag because of the 5 character limit.

This story is a sequel to Dresses and Daisies

Applejack was the first one to receive the letter. She was the first one to know that her mother and father passed away while they were vacationing in Maneorca. The whole thing has been a nightmare for her, and to make matters worse, Applebloom and the rest of the Apples at Sweet Apple Acres are wondering what happened.

Being unable to tell them the truth, Applejack runs into a Crystal Prep student named Sugarcoat, who she had met back at the Friendship Games. With Applejack torn between a rock and a hard place, she has a talk with Sugarcoat, and with her words, she can hope to find the courage to tell her family that her parents are never coming back...

Grygoriy, a deadeye Ukrainian, has been pulled from his inhospitable home and thrown into a world of peace and harmony. At least, it was peaceful at one point. Due to him and several other things arriving, chaos and violence is unintentionally spreading across the land of equestria. He must return and seal the gateway between worlds before something much worse can happen...

Everyone knows that making friends is hard. Keeping them long enough to defeat several evil villains bent on world domination, and a few ponies who are just jerks, with nothing but the sheer power of friendship and good feelings is even harder.

Wouldn't everything be easier if you just had a gun?

Let's find out.

Coverart and the concept as a whole is from that guy named tjpones, go look at his stuff.

The human was dead. And Applejack was the one to see him kill himself. She should be happy, right? The varmint was dead, no longer able to bother anypony else. Then why did Applejack felt sad?

A non-cannon sequel to Ending.