Si vis pacem para bellum

Sticks and stones may break my bones. If I have fucking Osteoporosis.

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

Gamer, devout Gaben worshiper, hellbent on writing some of the worst stories on Fimfiction. Yep, that describes me well...

A guy who writes about fat horse, among other things. If that's not your thing, no one's stopping you from looking someplace else.

I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.

I thought you said weast...