Rarity gets her hooves on some industrial strength sleeping pills to help her get a good nights sleep from countless nights of on-and-off sleep.

Rainbow Dash gets wind of this while on one of her pranking sprees, and decides to prank Rarity while she's asleep by drawing on her face. Things don't go to plan.
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Rated 'Sex' because of a short kissing scene.
Edited and proofread by: thesaviour711, Speedyblupi, Requiem17, and last minute touch-ups by Recon777

Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio reading by Dreamless Portal. Chinese and Spanish translations also available.

WRITTEN BEFORE SEASON 5!!!
Without altering anything canon up to season 4 (though the movies are kind of skipped over, sorry), I manage to completely rewrite everything that happened. No, seriously. And it all started based off of Discord's photo-bomb in Fluttershy's window during the season 4 theme.

What if, rather than leaving with Celestia after he was reformed, Discord ended up staying at Fluttershy's house, unknown to any of the other ponies? Chaos ensues. (Pun intended. )

Definitely a Fluttercord.

This story is a sequel to Traitor

Chaos is inconsistent by nature... even when it would prefer to be consistent.

Discord is afraid that his nature ensures he'll inevitably betray those he cares about again, someday, and he can't figure out how to stop himself. (Spoilers season 4 finale.)

Cover art is from the comics, edited and with background color changed by me. Progress Bar at my writing journal.

Blueblood finally gets a chance to earn his wings, and he's not going to waste it. He'll do anything.

Also read: When an Angel Loses his Wings

~~Written for the /fic/ writing prompt thing~~

While trapped in a stone casing, there isn't much else to do but think. I like to think that's what Celestia was trying to do, give me time to think. When she trapped me in here she wanted me to understand something, and I did. Love is cruel. I had been placed here out of spite, to stare at the darkness that once consumed my soul. But that's all gone now. Sometimes, when you burn the bridge that brought you to the other side of the lake, you don't think about ever needing to get back to the side you came from. Until you're forced to.

A/N: To be honest, this fic kinda sucks. It was written an hour before submission date, doesn't have much thought put into it, and is overall just bad. I'm submitting it anyway, because I don't like wasting things I write. And, sigh, I wrote this so I might as well submit it.

Everyone gets lonely, right? If Pinkie Pie can, she figures Discord must, too. After all, how much fun can a statue possibly have?
And even he deserves some company. Who knows, maybe he'll even appreciate it!

Eventual Discopie, leads to an AU where Pinkie reforms Discord instead of Flutters.
New cover! Finally learning how to work that art tablet!
Raised the rating just in case, and took off comedy tag, since this has funny moments, but isn't a comedy, per se.

"Tirek tricked me into believing that he could offer me something more valuable than friendship. But there is nothing worth more. I see that now. He lied when he said that this medallion was given as a sign of gratitude and loyalty. But when I say that it is a sign of our true friendship, I am telling the truth."

The minute Ah heard those words, somethin' budded deep in my heart. Ah knew then that he was speakin' the truth, the entire truth, and he was talkin' from deep in his heart. Ah had always thought of Discord as a nuisance; a draconequus who was just bidin' his time by playin' along with this friendship gig, then strikin' when we let our guard down. But when he said those sentences, even though they weren't directed at me, they took root, down at the bottom o' my heart. O' course, Ah didn't know it then, but that was love Ah was feelin'.

Honest, crazy love.

Featured August 17-19th! A dream come true! I owe it all to all of you wonderful people! I honestly don't deserve this. Celestia bless you all!

Tired of Discord and his pranks. Celestia decided it was time he learns to have new friends and who to help him then his friend, Fluttershy? Will the Spirit of Chaos succeed in having new friends?.....properly not.
*based after Tirek's defeat.
My Editors:
Leapingriver
HoneyGlen

Discord was the true ruler of Equestria. The real Equestria. The ambitious Celestia didn't see Discord perfect reign of chaotic happiness, so she overthrew him in an apocalyptic event. This, was the true end of Equestria, when the king was imprisoned into stone. Today's Equestria is merely a mask, a post apocalyptic scene under the guise of Celestia's tyranny and need for control and constants. Now everypony has to control everything, the weather, the animals, the light. The "Equestria" we see in the present, is in fact, not the true Equestria. The true Equestria was destroyed many years ago.

This story is based of the song The Beginning of Order by StormWolf. I have his permission to write and i hope it does him justice