A farmer, a teacher, a student, a family.
One morning, they woke up and realised something was missing.
But what, exactly, has been lost?
Chapter 2 - Deleted Scene
"What Do Ponies Truly Fear?" - Essay
Let the child inside alive. Leave all who would slay them far behind.
A farmer, a teacher, a student, a family.
One morning, they woke up and realised something was missing.
But what, exactly, has been lost?
Chapter 2 - Deleted Scene
"What Do Ponies Truly Fear?" - Essay
As Rainbow Dash takes a nap, Rarity has some tea with friends.
There’s nothing going on, there are absolutely no stakes whatsoever, and they still manage to bring doom to all of Equestria.
Written before "Crusaders of the Lost Mark", so a small little tiny bit contradicts canon now. Sorry for that!
Proofread by Neko Majin C.
Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.
A collaboration with RainbowBob.
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When Derpy is asked to talk to the students of Cheerilee's class about her disability, will things work out, or will the gray pegasus get tongue-tied and embarrassed as she notices the pity others give her for being different? Will she be able to stand up for herself, or will her emotions unravel before her eyes?
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Many thanks to WafflezOfEquestria (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/WafflezofEquestria) for the amazing cover! <3
I literally got this idea late one night and decided to roll with it. I have no idea if my mind was spouting gibberish. But critique is welcome, as long as it's constructive.
13th June 2015 UPDATE - New chapters will feature parodies of existing fanfics. No fanfic shall be safe from being parodied and made light-hearted fun of, Nostalgia Critic / Retsupurae-style!
Just a bunch of strange, illogical, and downright-weird stories that were clogging up my mentally-challenged mind, which will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you ask "Why?"
There is no plot. There is no purpose. There is just randomness. Randomness in all its...um...randomness.
You might find it easier to think of these short tales as something you'd see in an ASDF.Movie cartoon, if it helps you 'understand' the point. Although there is none.
Apple Bloom, still being a filly, is looked after closely by her big brother, Big Mac. Applejack starts *bleep*ing up a storm in the Apple Orchard after somepony has stamped all of the apples in one of the largest orchards with REJECTED.
Can Big Mac protect his little sister's ears from the storm of foul bucks coming from Applejack? Can he even tell which ones are curses and which ones aren't? Can he keep *bleep*ing, or will he have to find other ways to censor his sister?
Rated teen for gratuitous use of the word "*bleep*."
Thanks to ZodiacSpear for the inspiration!
During a casual conversation with his brother, Rumble was challenged by Thunderlane to say 'yes' to any and every question thrown at him. If Rumble won, he would get the game he always wanted. Rumble agreed, but this agreement backfires when Scootaloo, who he had been friends with for sometime, asks him out on a date.
This cannot end well.
Proofreader: sparks2037
Special thanks to Timemaster for helping out with the description.
Special thanks to SomeoneLostInTheWorld, psp7master, and Weeping Angel for editing it.
Artwork
Featured 3/14/14
Edit: Any errors left will be edited later on.
It was a surprise that Dash offered a kiss as a prize at the charity auction. It was a surprise that the colts were as "enthusiastic" as they were. It was a surprise that Dash didn't leap on the colts and beat them for their comments.
But, the biggest surprise of all was which one of her friends bid on her kiss... and why.