Well... I don't know if I can describe what happened to me, all I know is that I'm in Equestria.

...As a tortoise...

Great...

Pre-read and Edited by frieD195.

What happens when someone who doesn't like My Little Pony ends up in their universe and is stuck there? Basically, a lot of freaking out, swearing, and irresponsible things... Who would have guessed?!

Rated Teen for language and sexual themes. Also for Brony Hater language.

I do NOT agree with any of the language references. They are all used in a fictional sense and do NOT portray any mindset of my own.

Also, if anyone has a better cover image... please share! ^^;;

A parody fan fiction of Human in Equestria stories. Much of the scenes are based off the unrealistic actions HiE fics tend to create.

The two teenagers James and Scott have entered Equestria through a portal. The duo must fight to survive as their actions cause the world to fall into pieces around them.

Authors Note: While it is a parody, it does have a story which may or may not be unique, I honestly have no idea if I have accidentily ripped off it without noticing. No, the description is not intentionally bad, its just hard to not give away the plot points.

Perhaps Doctor Whooves is not a medical doctor or a time lord, but a doctor of psychology.

The following are his journals after he receives instructions from Princess Celestia to permanently set up shop in Ponyville to keep an eye on Twilight Sparkle and her friends, where he learns more than he bargained for.

View the Google Docs table of contents: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gCeHce9BTZ48P5fxNQDHq7diYlNqJIbkZNdMGLN3H5k/edit?pli=1

Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

Rainbow Dash claims that she isn't afraid of anything. But Applejack begs to differ. So they bet to find out what can actually scare Rainbow Dash by the end of the day. Winner forces the loser to get over their true fear. But as it starts, Applejack doesn't have any ideas. So Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie decide to help her out. Will they be able to actually scare Equestria's bravest and quickest flier? Well, the only way to answer that is if you read the freaking story.

Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself turned into a Purple Waffle. What could go wrong?

WARNING: Reading this with serious intentions will cause an urge to scratch your head, nausea, tears of blood, eyes popping out sprouting legs and running away from you, insanity, illness, a hurt toe, a pie in your face, screaming Pokemon names, singing folk tales around a non-existent campfire and instead singing to a feral bear who wants to maul you to death while it makes you its bitch, and last but not least... A cherry on top. :D

Extremely crappy cover image created by yours truly and googled images.

AN: I don't see why anyone would label this as a troll fic... I'm not the type to do that. Can't a guy just create something really random once in awhile?

Nine humans. Nine Mares. Normal Lives. That's all about to change!

This has nothing to do with Ponyfall. Please, don't confuse our story with that. This is just something we're doing for fun.

This is a collaboration between nine authors:
Marcus: Sartarus
Isaac: Inoeitall
Doug: Gyrofest96
Kasper: Glassed
Coal: Coal Buck
Ryan: RaiderRy4n
Benjamin: The Producer
Camron: Frostbite
Kyle: k12314

A new pegasus pony wanders into town.

The colt is very outgoing, and even ends up getting Fluttershy to fall in love with him. Yet, something about him arises suspicion within the ponies.

It seems as though everypony has seen him everywhere.

They soon see what he is hiding.

After Gilda looses her cool, she retreats in haste, flying over the Everfree Forest. She makes the mistake of flying into a harsh storm, but doesn't bother to take cover. She carelessly zips over the wood line disregarding the storm until lightning strikes near her; the force of witch causing her to plummet to the forest below, where she will spend her final hours... for there is evil waiting to devour her.