(Before you read this chapter, this is by a huge long shot, the worst chapter of this fic, it was designed to get the characters to the next location and show Pinkie Pie. I had no idea how to do this well (was required for story to happen) and made this terrible chapter, please do not judge the quality of this fic on this chapter.)
At last, James began to wake up, he was sure it had been the end. He looked around the building he was in a small shack, and a certain pink pony was leaning over him.
“Who the hell are you, and how am I not dead” said James, he turned to see Scott already awake next to him.
“This is Pinkie Pie, and that should answer both your questions” said Scott.
“But how did she save us”
“It’s Pinkie Pie”
“But how did she even get to us before we hit the ground, she doesn’t have wings”
“Because, it’s Pinkie Pie”
“Well why are we hiding in this shack?”
“Turns out when a pony directly makes contact with liquid rainbow, it messes with their heads, they all are acting like zombies, and yes, they can spread through bites”
“So basically the author just started a “zombies in Equestria” fan fic, something he specifically said no one should ever do”
“Pretty much, that’s what people get for putting this fic in their favourites”
“So what do we do now”
“Pinkie Pie said she can get us out of here and to Manehatten if we get to sweet apple acres”
“Manehatten…is every single city in this universe a pun?”
“My name is Pinkie Pie” sung Pinkie as she slammed a US army helmet on her head, and opened a closet revealing giant mini-gun. “Hello!” she said as she chucked the duo each a AK-47. “And I am here to say, those have infinite ammo” she sung.
James turned his head to Scott who simply said “Its Pinkie pie” Pinkie Pie pulled out the mini-gun and grabbed a ammo belt.
“I’m gonna make you smile,” Pinkie kicked open the exit to the shack, “and I will brighten up your day-ay” Pinkie started firing into a huge crowd of ponies who started charging at the trio.
“Fuck, she thinks she is in a bloody musical” muttered James.
“It doesn’t matter now,” ponies began to appear from behind, and Scott and James turned to shoot them, although they were heavily out-numbered, “If you are sad or blue!” Pinkie finished off the large crowd and spun the mini-gun vertically to help Scott and James. Pinkie’s mini-gun quickly decimated them.
“’Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie’s here to do!”
Twenty minutes later they had found their way to sweet apple acres, crossing through the destroyed Ponyville, which was covered in ash and puddles of liquid rainbow everywhere. Strangely, sweet apple acres seemed completely unaffected by the destruction of Cloudsdale. Big Mac and Applejack walked out from a nearby barn.
“Pinkie Pie, I’ve been a thinkin that you didn’t plan this through no how” Applejack said due to this authors inability to write a southern slang.
“So how are we going to get to Manehatten?” asked James.
“This ‘er Pinkie Pie is gonna get mah brother Big Mac to bend an apple tree down, and catapult you over Ponyville into Manehatten”
“If you said anyone but Pinkie Pie, I’d cut your head off, now bend that tree down already”
Big mac bent a tree down, desperately stop the tree from flicking back up. James immediately laid on his back on the tree, and Big Mac launched him into the sky. “That’s one flexible tree, and also an insult to physics, you know, like Pinkie Pie” said Scott flippantly. Suddenly a giant five metre wide burning chuck of Cloudsdale landed nearby, and a rainbow soaked
Fluttershy started charging the group, crash tackling Pinkie before she could fire.
“Get me on the tree” yelled Scott.
“Nope” said Big Mac.
“Ain’t no time, I got an idea” said Applejack, before she bucked Scott in the face, launching him two metres in the air before Big Mac ran up and bucked Scott in the balls, launching him over Ponyville.
“Mac, I didn’t know you studied physics with Pinkie Pie”
“How do you suppose Pinkie Pie thought we could survive this!” yelled James as he flew through the air with Scott.
“I don’t even know how I’m going the same speed as you if I caught up, I should be way behind you!” yelled Scott.
“Because this plan was thought up by Pinkie Pie!”
“Oh right I almost forgot!”
“We have been in the air for hours now, how far is Manehatten!” yelled James, suddenly, a tall skyscraper loomed up ahead,
“We’re going to smash right into it!” screamed James.
“SPIDERPONY, SPIDERPONY, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERPONY DOES!” sung a costumed pony, who was somehow creating and swinging from webs. He swung over and caught the duo.
“Don’t worry, your safe now, I’m spiderpony!” yelled Spiderpony. He swung them around and towards the windows of another side, using his shear body strength to smash through the glass of the window. Ponies inside leaped away screaming and one pony was crying, desperately mashing the ground floor button of an elevator, not realising the out of order sign on the front.
James and Scott, now loose of Spiderpony, brushed themselves off of glass, they were somehow completely unharmed. They looked down at Spiderpony, who had a giant piece of glass impaling him through the neck, he was still choking and coughing up blood.
“I should have listened to the movie kick-flank,” said Spiderpony “tell my wife’s sister I love her!” Spiderpony was dead, his blood pooling around him.
“He died a hero, saving our lives!” yelled Scott as he started crying over the corpse.
“I need to pee” said James, now holding his crotch.
And so Spiderpony reached his last resting place, covered in glass, blood and urine.
“Well that whole event was highly unlikely, at least the new OC died before the bronies got antsy” said James as they walked down the stairs.
“It says here that we are in the Celestia state building” said Scott, looking at a fire evaluation plan.
The duo walked into one of the offices, and looked out at the mass of buildings covering their view.
“Welcome to Manehatten”
(This readers, is what you get for asking for more than the originally intended three chapters)