Seriously, a lot.
(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)
Seriously, a lot.
(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)
"Suppose I killed them all?"
Where DO foals come from? The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know, but they intend to find out!
After a brief spat with Spike over a seemingly trivial matter Twilight decides that in order to learn more about dragons she should try to become one. With a simple spell she transforms her little pony self into a larger dragon and quickly realizes that she has no way to change back available to her....
Pinkie Pie gets her friends to explain various aspects of Ponydom to the audience (aka a wall of Sugar Cube Corner's kitchen). A silly story poking fun at some of the fan-produced elements of MLP.
Twilight Sparkle has been waiting eagerly for her copy of the newest Equestrinox novel. Now that she's finally got it in her hooves, though, it seems like all of her friends are in trouble and need her help. Will Twi find time to enjoy her book without leaving everypony hanging?
Rainbow Dash struggles to figure out why Pinkie Pie keeps acting weird, and seems so happy about spending Hearts and Hooves with hanging out with her, while also puzzling over the fact that Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth seem to be going out of their way to help the two of them enjoy the day.
Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth need to have their own tags, because they're awesome characters who deserve to have more stories written about them.
Has a semi-sequel-follow-up-side-story:"The Life and Times of a Winning Pony."
Twilight Sparkle prides herself on following and sticking to her plans, but she isn't as organized as everypony thinks. Her master list, the plan for her life, has an item that she has never been able to check off; and the time has come to fix that. How hard can it be? All she needs to do is go on a date and get a kiss.
Twilight Sparkle never was a Unicorn and she didn't even know it.
What happens when her true heritage comes to light? Will she willingly embrace it? Or will she be forced to?
Beware of spoilers in the comments!
Edited by uTTerAbsurdity, Zervziel, Stormwatch and Gwenio
Cover art by the talented Cartoonlion and colored by the equally talented Stormwatch, original can be found here
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Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.
Now with cover image by Madmax! http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3595/theyaretheworst.png
Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/No-servir-a-estos-ponis-999961442
Audiobook: https://youtu.be/W8W0xxVHtmI