Oh CK. You keep on being you, because... Frig knows nopony else will.

JK you crazy mare you.

Oh The coverart and Commander Shepard and booping and the bapin.

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum!

I've been waiting for this. That you wrote it yourself just makes it that much better

"Last night got weird."

As an aged hippie, I got my share of Weird Nights

Reno '69

Spent the night with a chick I picked up on a music fest when my old girlfriend bust in and blew the bed in half with a shotgun. The second shot managed to put 60 or so holes in my car. I still have it to this day, almost 40 years later, bullet holes and all. I also still have the headpiece of the bed that she blew in half. I was handcuffed to it. At least I amaged to use it for cover

Good times, good times

Great story by the way, loved it, keep writing, I faved

I will read this as soon as I possibly can.  Thanks!

It's official. Cloud Kicker is now best pony.

>>648491648491

*cringes*

OH SHIT!

So Awesome.

Very nice writing. This story's just awesome; I can't wait to see where it goes!

This is great so far.  Your Cloud Kicker is a lot of fun.

Steak, Blossomforth. I fcking love steak.

>>650144650144

But ponies don't eat meat... Hay-steak? Daisy-steak?

Fantastic.

i lol'd

A nice start; you have my interest! I didn't know ponies even had pants.

Since I Don't Have You - Guns N' Roses

What is the pony equivalent of the phrase "to get in someone's pants" anyways?

>>652230652230

A name like Fancy Pants would indicate that the concept of pony pants exists in Equestria.

>>652905652905

Sir, your logic is irrefutable.  Carry on!

Why is it that my favorite paragraph of this story is the one that starts with "Fortunately for the innocent children"?

>>652905652905

Except that Fancy Pants himself does not wear pants. (To this day, that fact slowly drives me insane).

This was a fun read. I eagerly await more!

Haha! I usually don't read many stories not directly involving the mane six, but I'm glad I checked this one out. You do a really great job of carrying the humor over from your dense Rainbow fic. Awesome job!

Oh man, these two characters are too much fun. I cant wait to see where this goes!

>>648698648698

Yeah, one of my pre-readers on "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash" talked a bit with me about Cloud Kicker's personality, and at the end of the conversation said something along the lines of, "So she's basically like a ponified Charlie Sheen?"

The rest was history.

Pants!

Jelly that was what finally drove the point across as to how awesome Cloud Kicker is. Carry on good ser, I await more.

Winning.

And baking.

This story is gold, absolute pure gold. XD CloudKicker is quickly becoming one of my favourite background ponys with the way you portray her.

Keep 'em coming, please!

Also banging.

i think someones been watching Dr Horrible. Lol.

Oh my goodness! I'm surprised you didn't get the writer's block! This is GENIUS!

Please, proceed!

Hey,

Awesome. Also - CloudKicker and Fluttershy? Can't wait to find out what the story there is.

JMH

So seeing as this is a BlossomKicker fic, I'm guessing that later on Blossomforth will start to really like, like Cloud Kicker and gets irritated at all the innuendo because she wants a real relationship not based solely around sex. Fair appraisal?

That last scene = Priceless

Oh Cloudkicker  

I am absolutely loving this headcanon version of Cloudkicker.

Did you base this off of the Charlie Sheen rants?? Because, Cloudkicker is much more awesome than he is and he is the coolest oc ever!!!!

Very well done!

Ok This story is just plain awesome, btw Derpy Rock

And these aren't the comment your looking for

Loved the ending, and the Derpy-love.

And Derpy got laid, and everything was gooooooooooooooood.

stupid ass computer leaving me memeless so I shall quote "My brain is so full of fuck, and I love it!" again hate my computer hmm now bored wait need to fave bbl (DO NOT QUESTION!)

>>649000649000

Are you ready to be a woman?

Wait...does her sister not live in the same house with her? Because if they did all live in one house.....then a sleepover with her sister would be in the house!

Unless by "sleepover with her sister" you meant "going to a sleepover alongside her sister."

Then it's all good. Like this story, which is all good.

Jesus, this is awesome. Every single characterization is full of pure, pure win.

If this fic stays this good throughout, I'm definitely throwing it into my top 5

I lol'd

A lovely sequel featuring the humorous pair with a well written delivery. Well done! Cloud Kicker is a fun, and complex, flirt. Not too many one-night-stander characters ever have a lot of emotional depth outside of sorrow and the like, so this was a refreshing and enjoyable change up to that character arch type. The inter character reactions are also very well thought out and enjoyable to read. The early couple goofiness of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, Twilight getting excited about Dash reading into History, Rarity trying romance novel tactics with Applejack... excellent writing all around.

So far, in truth, the part of the story I like the least is the constant banter between the two main characters. If it was every so often instead of constant, it would have been better, but having a small scene followed by the banter, then another, with banter to follow, then another, with even more banter, caused it to become old hat for me fairly quickly. It was all along the same lines with Cloud Kicker messing with Blossomforth about the subject of banging where the only humor relies on her friends reactions to the teasing. But all these reactions happen constantly over and over, so by the third/fourth time in this formula it felt like a one trick pony show. Essentially, all the characters have a wonderful depth in personality and relationships except these two whose friendship feels utterly shallow by comparison. This could, of course, just come from the over use of their banter or the fact that we just haven't seen them doing anything yet aside from talking and walking to some places.

The story is well written and I've enjoyed each plot point being introduced and the general hilarity, so take a thumb and a star, well done.

I just finished reading My Little Denarians again, and then I saw this in the featured box…My brain can’t decide whether to be happy or sad

Cloud Kicker is best Charlie Sheen. Well done. You've got me looking forward to more.

Another hilarious chapter. Definently an upper from your downer Dresden Files crossover. I'm interested in seeing where this goes, and laughing all along the whole way. Keep it up!

The way you portray the characters is absolutely brilliant! Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth have me in stitches. Keep up the good work!

This is so awkwardly adorable I don't even know what to do with myself. I need more awkward Blossom and Cloud Swagger! btw I thought this face was very relevant to the end of Chapter 2   you're welcome.

>>701125701125

Yeah, Cloud Kicker and Blossom will eventually hook up. As for how it'll happen ... wait and see.

>>701179701179

The Cloud Kicker/Charlie Sheen parallel was more of an amusing coincidence than anything else.

>>701380701380

Yeah, Amethyst/Sparkler has moved out.

>>701640701640

To an extent the shallowness of their friendship is deliberate; They enjoy hanging out together, but when you get a situation like Blossomforth wanting to know what was up with Fluttershy, Cloud Kicker immediately blocks her off. Needless to say, how things develop between the two of them is going to be a big part of the story.

>>703534703534 Shall do!

Will Blossomfourth and Cloud Kicker work their relationship magic on Rarity and Applejack?

Will there be an embarrassing spa appointment for Fluttershy and Cloud Kicker?

What other dark secrets lurk behind Sugarcube Corner?

And when will Celestia show up!?

Find out, next week in "We'll bang, OK?"

Am I a bad pony for not knowing the name of the fic I just read, but the caption in the picture?

I should be studying, but when I saw this I just had to read it!XD

Awesome chapter! Keep up the great work!

Aaaaand now I can't read anything Cloud Kicker says without hearing it in some gravelly female version of Sheen's voice.

this is possibly the most entertaining thing I have ever read. that is all.

>>652280652280 To get under somepony's tail?

Anyway, the story is great so far!

so did rainbow and pinkie ask those questions in a letter or did Celestia  just know?

>>735454735454

I'd say Celestia just knew. She's got a knack for that.

Before reading comment: The picture you put as a "cover" of this story is plain hlarious XD I love it!

“Go out for a night on the town, have some fun, do something a little crazy, the usual.”

Blossom narrowed her eyes in suspicion. “You’re not trying to seduce me, are you?”

"BLOSOM PLZ"

Post reading comment: I love your style, and I can't wait for moar

Lulz.  Entire lulz fest.   More is needed.

“I could if you want me to,” may have been the best line in this series of fics so far. I almost didn't start this one, seeing as it's incomplete and it looks like you've stopped working on it. But I'm glad I did. I still hope you write more though!

This was just great. And devoted single mom Derpy deserves some R'n'R too, especially after Whooves dumped her for daleks! You have a watch my friend, and I really do hope you continue this story. I will be plugging it!

>>788005788005

Next chapter is (slowly) in the works; real life has me busy, and one of my pre-readers had the poor taste to tell me about an awesome game that I came across in the $10 bargain bin the next day.

"And then we banged."

Even before that part I was all...

Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/116/253/i_have_the_weirdest_boner_right_now_344.jpg?1303492135

Okay. I have to admit, i've been a fan of yours just from the Dresden crossovers (strangely enough, it was pony crossovers with Dresden that actually made me want to check out Jim Butcher's books in the first place...but I digress). Then, when you put out "The Incredibly Dense Mind", I had myself a little giggle. The first chapter of this was also chuckle-worthy.

This chapter, though? My. God.

I was at work, bored, and thought i'd do a bit of reading on my phone in between customers (I serve people at a filling station). I read this chapter.

I was crying with laughter for 10 minutes whilst serving bemused and befuddled members of the public.

Kudos to you. This is the funniest thing I have read in ages, and I really hope you spew out a hundred more chapters like this.

NEVER STOP.

"She didn’t have the classic hotness of a true beauty, but she had that whole ‘cute geeky nerd’ thing going for her. Not my usual, but nice."

DARN YOU CAPTAIN HAMMER!

Nice reference, by the way.

I'm liking the Blossomkicker shipping. Is that going to be what this story's about?

hmm very interesting, I have a feeling that the incedent with fluttershy dates back to summer flight camp, and maybe cloud kicker was one of those ponies that picked on her; that is why she didn't want to mention it in front of pinkie pie. I also think that blossom does like cloud kicker but she doesnt like how cloudkicker seems to believe that all relationships revolve around sex.

This is absolutely hilarious!

omg i love the all the sexual topics Cloud kicker is throwing at Blossomforth. It is so bad how perverted the conversation can get in a matter of seconds but thats what makes it funny. and i was wondering too, " why did you say get in her pants? it should be to get under her tail." but part after that made me laugh so hard. But i have to say, what pony has a (as we can see from the condition the house and Cloud kicker was in) huge love or might i say 'obsession' for jelly? hmmm

i love this chapter and from this i dont know what to expect from the next.

I dont know what to say other than i have the strangest boner right now and that you got yourself a watch and a fav.

Keep up the awesome work.

i CAN TELL THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES EVER!!!1

>>798314798314

good advice. i want more and more and more and more and more and...

>>701640701640

...but i love the banter between the two main characters. keep doing it  don't let anypony get you down. your going to be great...and this story is going to be great...and blossom is going to be great too. cloudkicker is already great tho so just keep her doing what she is doing.

I think Blossom and Cloudkicker should bang.

Love your fic, please keep going ;D

“I am not a pillow, Cloud Kicker.”

“Hush.” I buried my face in her pink-and-green mane. “Pillows aren’t supposed to talk.”

Ha, I'm constantly using my friends as pillows. Looking forward to more of this.

This is simply the best story I've ever read about background pony sex.

Please, never stop writing Cloud Kicker related things. Ever.

MOAR PLZ.

You are an amazing writer, every of yours I read I fall in love with. Cloudkicker and Blossom have now made my list of favorite background ponies. Also your overly blunt end to this chapter made my day! Keep the updates coming!

Almost borderline clopfic, and I love it.

Funnies thing I read all week.And believe me, I read alot. :D

...also, any great and powerful coming? Maybe some Mac?

that last line floored me

damn, i JUST finished reading the last chapter, felt disappointed that i had to wait, Favorited your story... then saw that it updated.

magic and friendship dear readers, magic and friendship.

Oh.

My.

God.

Yes.

Take all of my favs! Take them now!

Seriously hilarious and awesome, gj!

OH HAPPY DAY

Oh god.

This is like my favorite fanfic ever. Never stop doing whatever you're doing to make this thing.

Cloud Kicker is best pony, forever.

Oh my....I can't stop laughing! Blossom is a wonderful drunk. Kudos to cloud kicker for maintaining her sanity in that warzone

This is fucking godawesome.

This is the most brilliant piece of fan fiction ever. That is all.

1. Thisa is the best thing ever

2. this can only end worse than it is...

3. Blossom is suck a lightweigth

You bastard, why did you stop there D:

Need moar now!

Nice move with the jelly pony. This is even better than it's progenitor. Oh, I'm thinking more Barney Stinson, just for the snappiness.

just... awesome

this is my favorite fanfic!!! can't wait for the next chapter