Oh my lol.

I really wasn't expecting it to get that out of hand.

I am sure there were grammar and writing errors in there, but it's a quarter past 11 at night and I'm tired. So you'll get along with a 'I liked it, keep it up.'

Oh god.

This was....wow.

Who know that tea could cause so much trouble

Me: Wait, why are the deer Indian?

"...nopony knows tea like the Hindi."

Me: Oh. ...I get it!

In any case, a perfect example of how the amount of brouhaha a lie causes is directly related to how long the lie is perpetuated. And a funny one, to boot. Poor Celestia. Maybe now she'll get coffee beans.

She really tried not to snap but there really is no way to tell if she was lying so that was great. Some misspelling but nothing wrong with the story itself. Celestia is best Alicorn.

This was really good. 5 stars for milking that drama train right there.

Lol!

A freaken mazing

Gee all this because of tea

Ahhh, Celestia went Daymare Sun! Quick blast her with the elements!!!

PS:Remember to set to purification instead of banish to moon.

This was beautiful. Fantastic job.

wat.

This had me on the floor with laughter.

This... this was just...

I can't stop laughing!

That got so out of hand, it's bucking HILARIOUS

Heh heh, that's Twilight for you.

>>671435671435 Easy there bru, too much Skywriter comedy is dangerous.

Lol, Eternal ripoff

Faux-lestia. I like it.

I often pondered how scary Celestia could possibly be if she really got angry. To be honest, I don't think we know the half of it.

WHAT CRETINS GAVE THIS STORY THEIR THUMBS-DOWN?!  THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR STUPIDITY!

It reminds me of the Saturday Night Live episode where William Shatner goes to a Star Trek convention and says, "It's just a TV show!".

You know it's going to end up with Celestia drinking more tea.

celestia, what have you done?

EPIC AWQESOME EPICNESS sTORY!

Wow, first day uploaded and it's already featured.

Now I'm jealous. I spent so much time trying to get my fanfic up there, but you do that in one day.

Why is this so fantastic.  Can't stop lolling.

Oh my.

And that’s how Celestia wound up in a lot of hot water

Oh my god, I LOVE this. Pure genius.

And all of this because of simple tea.

This was too good.

It's all Twilight fault for making all those poor ponies toast. Shame on her running like a crazed mare on drugs.

...wow... she is fucked

This story was awesome!  Absolutely hilarious.

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When Twilight mentioned Bollywood:   Where'd that come from?  Oh wait, the deer are from Hind.

Also, dat ending.  You messed up, Twi.   And Celestia's outburst.

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I fell in love with this story before it was featured.

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I don't know what to at more:

Twilight's insanity or Celestia's Amaterasu power.

Dats some nice grammar, super awesomeriffic story bro. All hail Celestia, bow down low.

This was very funny!

EPIC

MOAR!!!!!

plz...?

>>671901671901 lol i see what you did there

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That was pretty awesome, and your fantasy terms were rather interesting. Mind if I steal a few?

That. Was. Awesome. But why'd you have to make this Luna's fault?

Within an all-around great story, this particular paragraph made me quite giddy.

"She did the eyes thing, then.  Father in Eohippus, preserve me from the eyes thing, I thought, anchoring my soul against the gale-force wind of adorable, ingenuous pleading being emitted by my student.  I remembered little filly Twilight turning those eyes on me many a time, repeatedly reducing the most powerful creature in all Equestria to marmalade.  I am powerless against them."

I look forward to the next chapter!

Hahaha!

Man, I've got to get out of the habit of checking in on things like this at work. It's too hard to explain the sudden guffaws to my coworkers.

That was a fun little lark, Channing!  Thanks for sharing!

I hate tea, too Celestia. I wonder how tea sales will go after this...

So much win.  Yes.

but... but...

I like tea....

I can honestly say that this should be a mid season episode.

All my LOL.

You, ma'am or sir, are going to be watched... in the good way, not the stalker way! D:

Twilight does tend to make a big deal out of nothing doesn't she?

Great story, very funny Look forward to the rest.

Wow, It's like if Elizabeth the Second suddenly declared on the emergency all wave broadcast that she don't like tea and the english food make her really sick

This needs to be an episode. Like, fucking seriously.

I...DO NOT LIKE...TEA

I wonder how Asians will react to this...

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all i can think of is :

"also, we have the tea tea tea tea tea tea english muffins tea tea and tea"

"could I have that without the tea?"

"Bleaugh!"

MOAR

all i can think of is :

"also, we have the tea tea tea tea tea tea english muffins tea tea and tea"

"could I have that without the tea?"

"Bleaugh!"

My Gosh. That is one of the best bits of comedy that I have read, and the fact that the plot is based around such a mundane subject and still manages to make me laugh so much. My thumbs, you can have them.

>>672190672190

Steal away.  Goodness knows, I've absorbed my share from others' works.

...

SURPRISE  MUSTACHE

This was just fucking amazing

Sincerely the Doctor

Oops.

I feel the exact same way Celestia feels about tea. It's friggin disgusting

Wait, were they in India . . . ?  Oh, I get it:  they went to Hind, and the people there were deer . . .

BRILLIANT!

You get my fave just for that.

Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking tea in this motherfucking court!

i hate all tea except sweet tea with lemon and a dash of honey

I can't wait to see them deal with repercussions of their stupidity. SA should probably lose his post for being such a fail captain. The Mane 6 should be reprimanded heavily with exception of Fluttershy who had more common sense than the rest all together, including the supposed genius. Luna... Yeah, can't tell her sister is the real deal nor give her the chance to explain? I wouldn't trust her to find her own flank with both fore hooves tied behind her back. Yeah. Moon or bust for her. And Twilight individually for not listening to Celestia at all, especially when she was the one who wanted to know what was bothering Celestia? Discord's statue is looking lonely. Maybe she could be stoned while in a suggestive pose so it looks like Discord is flinching away from her. She'd only have to be stoned for a little while, not multiple millenniums. And the rest of Canterlot? Buck them. Noone should be locked into doing something they despise due to someone else's expectations.

"Undiluted, weapons-grade, love and tolerance"

That line is absolute gold and i will trying to fit it into every conversation situation i can.

Celestia reminds me of Captain Picard in this for some reason

All I could say to myself this entire story was "the HELL" around the chuckles and occasional guffaws.

Freaking GOLD man.

She should've made the sun do a jig to prove it was her.  Still, hindsight is a wonderful thing.  If it wasn't, we would'nt have had such a story.

>>672856672856 I don't know... I could see Luna kind of playing it off as vengence. I mean she was hit by them twice and it's only fair that Celestia experience it

That was so funny and hillarious.

*snicker*

*unintentional snort*

*guffaw*

I haven't gotten the hang of tea. Probably never will. I even drink it once in a while just to make sure I still dislike it. I'm absolutely certain I wouldn't be able to go several thousand years without cracking. Truly, Princess Celestia is a paragon of good-natured tolerance to have lasted that long.

I want this to be an episode :D

How can you not like tea?

lol. now i know why celestia drinks so much tea

inb4 the invention of boiled-tea-steam powered missiles and or the manehattan tea party...

Now how in the world did you cook up the idea for this little gem? It's a bit short for an episode, but I could imagine if they did two 11-minute shorts per, this could certainly show up in Season 3 in one way or another.

Also: Hindi deer. I may just have to steal that.

LOL That was great.

"...fond the half-dragon unicorns..." Now that I'd like to hear more about.

>>673047673047 Except those two times Luna actually deserved it. You know, the whole Nightmare Moon thing. Eternal Night and the like.

>>671567671567

Well, we saw at least a LITTLE against Queen Chrysalis...

>>671901671901

Good one!

>>672203672203

To be fair there is MORE than enough blame to go around.

>>673287673287

I am sure that Spike would have an intense interest in the origins of the species since it means he has a chance with Rarity.

Sequel?

So, here I am, just thinking, hey, this is a pretty entertaining fic. Some silly secrets, a few past shenanigans, and even first-person Celestia, which I don't see much. It kept me reading, wanting more.

And then Twilight and the cavalry busted in.

Oh god, after that, this became one of the funniest fics I've read in a long time. :D

I'm the Celestia from Eternal

and I don't approve of this message

Look! It's the Canterlot TEA Party! Hehe! *sips own cup of tea*

I was drinking tea the whole wile reading this. lol

Proofread: missing a quote when Luna says 'It's a matter of lunar attunement'.

Celestia... Doesn't like... Tea?

HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>673194673194

Like this:

I don't like tea.

Twilight is one of my favorite characters but this fic made me want to slap her across the face with a banana and simultaneously call her an idiot while shouting NO!

I nearly busted a gut there... hilarious fic.  I'm usually not a fan of short little one shots like this, but this one was a lot of fun.

But... it's listed as incomplete.  What were you planning on following this up with?

It was nice until 'manipulatrix of the Stream'.

Oh my stars and garters... That was funny! You should have special praise for your excellent word-use, of descriptions and similes. As for the basic idea of somepony being an ancient and powerful being being involved in banal yet funny sitcom shenanigans. The contrast makes it all the funnier.

>>673538673538

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You need to make a sequel about coffee

Oh sweet celestia, this is fing hilarious!!!

It...

Its so funny in fact, i feel an irresistable urge to burst into song!!!

*music kicks in*

"what is this fic, filled with so many facepalms? Casting its spell, that i am now under!

Gallons of tea, some mixed with honey.

Oh what a hoot, with such comedy to boot! Tooooo boooot!

Oh! Wha a hilarious script! And i owe it all to the writer of it!

If i ha known that this fic was so great, i would have read it sooner without debate!

Yes, i.

Love.

This.

Great.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"

Why can't I hold all these lulz?

Next thing you know, she'll say she hates bananas.....

She likes those, right? Right?

Anyways, i lol'd and rofl'd and lmao'd and all that, because this was quite amusing.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

comedy of errors!

(my favorite)

100th comment female kanines! (sorry for language use)