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Pepsi dawg, da dawg wit da Pepsi. Sometimes I post links to songs in the comments of fics they remind me of. I might write a few things down the line but I'm not planning on much.

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The legend of Chrysalis is common knowledge. She preys on others, seeking for love with a bottomless cup. So when you become her victim unwittingly, your purpose to her is relatively known. When you wake up in her cave, you are greeted by her alone. What does she say?

Audio reading by Scribbler Productions

Now with a reading by Agent Fluffy!

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This story is a sequel to Home Alone & Video Games


Spike and Rainbow Dash are friendly rival and love to challenge each other, then one day after finally winning a basketball game against Crystal Prep, she does something out of excitement does causes them to start seeing each other in a new light.


Short human SpikeDash shipping story.

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Ditzy Doo, known to some as "Derpy", is not a "smart" pony. In fact, she's developmentally disabled, and every day is a struggle to just get by. But despite all that, she loves life and especially loves stories — loves reading them and loves making them up. More than anything else, she wants to learn to write, and share her stories with the world. When Princess Twilight discovers an intelligence-enhancement spell that could enable her to learn faster and more effectively, a spell that could make her "smart", Ditzy is overjoyed to be the first pony to have her intelligence enhanced. But not everything turns out as planned, and unforeseen consequences of the complicated magic prove to be a greater blessing, and a greater curse, than anypony could have expected.

An homage to Daniel Keyes' short story "Flowers For Algernon", told in epistolary style.

Many thanks to A British Gentleman and King Moriarty for their helpful editing recommendations.

Thanks to deadrose for the cover image.

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It’s flu season and everypony in town has to get a flu shot. Unfortunately for Nurse Redheart, sometimes the most macho ponies are the most afraid of needles. How on Equestria is she going to trick Dash into getting her shot?

Story prompt/Requested by: Abcron
Edited by: Selbi
Part of my one-shot week.

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When Spike and Starlight get invited to a couple's night out with their friends, they agree just for the sake of doing something with their weekend. But they would never get caught up in the hype of romance like their friends have, though. They're way too cool for that, right?

...Right?

A collaboration with Curify!

Art by Figgot

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Spike had always caught my eye, but I wasn't expectin' for him to steal my heart. After his fight with Twilight, I thought bringin' him on the farm would help him, not harm us both with a good time. Though I wonder... can I get him to like me back?


Edited by the up and coming, FanficReader920.

Drunk Applejack by xcopyen002

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A historic day for Equestrian civilization, the fine ponyfolk of Ponyville make first contact with alien life. Unfortunately for them, it's not a friendly encounter, as they're greeted by the world's most notorious supervillain.

And Fluttershy has been tasked as his keeper.

Meanwhile, a dazed and agitated Doctor Evil must learn to cope with his new surroundings, and embrace the lessons about friendship that the ponies can teach him.

...Pffft, fat frickin' chance.

Inspired by another crossover that I've written, but have deleted on the grounds that I hate the shoddiness of my own work.

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At night, Spike feels lonely.

Who could blame him?

He missed his oldest and greatest friend.

So what does he do?

He ends up at the kitchen where he has a morning conversation with her. Events ensue.


Cover Photo by wolfjedisamuel on deviantart


A/N: This is my first story here in 3-4 years. Enjoy, and pardon the inevitable rust that comes with years of absence.

*FEATURED*

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Rainbow Dash is feeling down, the day had not started on a good chord and something she had worked for so many years has bit her on the flank.
So who can help heal the Pegasus's wounds? Who can help make her smile and laugh again?
What a dumb question, who better than our resident dragon?
Hijinks and sweet moments ensue.

Credit to 8-Xenon-8 for drawing. If you dont want it up i shall take it down and replace it.

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Someone realizes that the dastardly trio would have more use doing a bit of community service, as opposed to having the three act as a pigeon roost for all eternity...

Kinks Include: A Fate Worse than Death

Artwork by CBTwi (Twitter @ColdBloodedTwi)

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