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// progres report day 1 
// Story: A Muffin For Muffins 
// by BatwingCandlewaxxe 
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progres report day 1
my naym iz ditzy doo an i am twenty to yeerz old   
i am gray with a yelo mayn and tayl and my cutey mark iz a bunch uv bubelz   
my frenz at werk cal me derpy becuz uv my eyz wich don werk ryt and go in diferent direcshunz and say my cutey mark meenz that i am a bubel hed but my hed lookz prity much lyk therz so i dont no wut they meen  

i werk in the ponyvil post ofis   
i sweep the florz and cleen the toilits   
i am very gud at it   
i lyk sweepin the florz becuz i am gud at it and it iz almost lyk dansin   
my mom yust to dans with me when i wuz a fily   
i also help cary parselz and sumtimz delivr leterz if ther ar to meny for the other maylponez but onle to playsez i no in town becuz i get lost ezy if i go to far   

i am riting this becuz prinses twilit sez i shuld so she can se my progres   
she calz it a progres report and i shud ryt wun evry day   
she sez sum day i can luk bak on it to and se how much i hav changd   
she gav me a big bok with blank pagiz to ryt my progres reportz in   
it is very prity   
the cuver is dark yelo like my eyz   
the princes sez she haz a spel that myt make me smart   
i want to be smart so i can do stuf like my frenz    
i also want to be smart so i can ryt gud and tel ponez the storeyz in my hed   
i lyk storeyz and i want to ryt storeyz wun day   

i go to scool at nite at chereleyz adult pone edukashun clasiz thre nitez a week to lern to reed an ryt but it iz stil hard for me to ryt the storeyz in my hed   
she tawked to princes twilit and sed i wud be gud to try the spel on becuz i try vere hard and want to lern   
i hav lernd a lot from mis cherele   
i cud not ryt at al befor but i hav ben werkin hard for a long tym and now i kin ryt a litl   
i askt princes twilit if i shud ryt storeyz and she sed i shud ryt abowt my lif and wut i think   

i do not hav meny frenz outsid werk becuz i am not very smart but i lyk to go to shuger cyub cornir after werk becuz they have very gud mufinz and i lyk mufinz a lot and pinke pi werkz ther and she iz vere nis to me and sumtims givz me extru mufinz   
i canot think ov any thin els to ryt so i wil stop now