Time Turner, or as Derpy calls him, "Dr. Whooves," invites Derpy to spend a nice breakfast with him after work. Soon, the punctual stallion finds himself hard pressed to keep his emotions to himself.

Written as a cute little one-shot to test my ability to write less dark, and sinister stuff.

The past always comes back to haunt the present, there is no escaping the inevitable. For decades, Celestia has kept a secret from her student. A secret she made out of pain, and through pain will be revealed for all to see; for Twilight Sparkle is the secret daughter of the Sun.

Now, there will be consequences.

Consequences, they come in all shapes and sizes for every decision. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. These words are lessons that Princess Celestia should know, bits of wisdom she practices in her rule of Equestria. How is it then, that when faced with a decision, she chooses the one that would inevitably bring the most pain? How is it that she couldn’t bear being recognized as the mother of her child? And why? Twilight Sparkle is about to find out.

Disclaimer: (I do not own the picture; Title Picture owned and designed by KitsuneHino; Source: http://mel-rosey.deviantart.com/art/By-my-side-364777307) (I do not own any of the characters, places, events, etc. outlined in this fanfiction, MLP FiM does under Hasbro, give them the credit.)

Anon and I have been friends for awhile now. We get along together and Dinky loves him to death. I feel very fortunate to have a friend like him. Its just, I have always liked Anon a little more than I probably should. He needs a friend right now, seeing as he just went through a bad break up.

Who am I kidding anyways. Who would want me? I'm just... damaged goods.

When Fluttershy finds out Twilight is cheating on her she gonna give some sweet revenge

Thanks to my editor and pre-reader Fluttershy20

(Cancelled)

Join Carrot Top and friends to find Derpy the perfect stallion before Hearts and Hooves Day! The requirements (In Carrot's view.)must be a stallion that finds her beautiful, her eyes lovely, and is fine dating a single mother. Will Carrot Top be able to find the perfect stallion in time? Or will Derpy never re-find love? Probably not.

Yes, you can request stallions for Derpy to date. Go ahead, review! Suggest a stallion! Explain why you (dis)liked! Be honest or I'll cut you!

Best chapter so far: Fifth Date
Stallions so far: Caramel, Big Mac, Soarin, Key Ring(OC), Music Within(OC)
List for possible next dates: Flam, Noteworthy, Braeburn, Spike, Pokey Peirce

If you want to make or introduce an OC that you want to date Derpy to me, simply PM me and we can continue from there.

Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!

A young man wakes up in Equestria as a very adorable Alicorn colt, gets forcibly adopted by Luna, and tries to find his way home. It's a shame that a certain Night Princess won't let him.

Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.

Cover art done by the wonderful Shadow Bolt.