"Are you going outside to look for another stallion, Carrot Top?"
"Of course we are Derpy!"
Derpy let out an exasperated sigh."Are you going to give up finding me a colt anytime soon?
"Nope!"
Date: Calm
Stallion: Soarin
Location: Cloud Cafe
"H-h-hello. . ." Derpy stuttered in front of her new date."Hello to you too! I haven't seen you since the Equestria Games tryouts. Your name was Ditzy right?"
"Y-yes, and no. It's my middle name actually. My first name is Derpy."
"Oh, sorry then."
"Oh don't worry about it!" Derpy laughed nervously and waved a hoof in the air. Suddenly, a thought struck her."Hey, since you're a celebrity and all, do you think any fanmares might blast through the wall looking for you?"
"Oh, no!"Soarin laughed."The fanmares these days are drooling over our new recruit, Thunderlane."
"Thunderlane?" The mohawked pegasus colt flashed through her mind."I haven't seen him since I worked at the Weather Factory! He must be having fun up there in the clouds with the rest of you Wonderbolts."
"Didn't you say you could fly through storms with ease?"
"Yes I can actually! I don't mean to brag much but if you threw a tornado at me I could dodge it and you'll be the one hurt in the end!" The pair shared a good laugh."This is going great Soarin. Why don't we order dinner and dessert?"
"That sounds wonderful Derpy! I think I'll have some pie! I remember the best one I had, the Grand Galloping Gala. I can still taste it on the tip of my tongue"
Derpy giggled."So I take it you enjoy sweets?"
"Yeah. Do you?"
"Muffins are my life! Come to think of it, I'll order some muffins right now!" Derpy waved the waiter over and they both ordered their dinner of spaghetti, muffins, and pie. Half an hour later, the food all came piping hot. She took one whiff of the delicious looking spaghetti laden in oats."This looks so yummy! Oh! Here are my muffins." The waiter set down Derpy's dough delicacies. She scooped one up in her hoof and bit into it, the savory fresh bread on her taste buds sending a warm feeling around her.
"Do you find if I have one Derpy?" Soarin asked.
"Of course you can Soarin! What mare would I be if I didn't share a harmless lemon muffin!"Soarin coughedout the muffin he bit into."D-d-d-did y-you s-s-say LEMON!?"
". . . .Yes?"
"I'm allergic to lemons!!!"
Soarin suddenly vomited on the floor."S-somepony get me to a hospital!" Ponies surrounding the table Derpy was sitting at were now staring at me."You heard the stallion! Get him to a bucking hospital!" Many ponies started to get out of their seats and helped up the sick daredevil and brought him out of the cafe. Oh nononononononononononono!!! What have I done!? What have I done!?
"Carrot Top! You know I love lemon surprise muffins! Why couldn't you at least tell me that he was allergic to lemons! Of course I would order them! And he's a Wonderbolt too! He could probably sue me for practically poisoning him! I don't have enough money as it is!"
"S-sorry Derpy! I didn't know! The least we can do is send him a get well card in Cloudsdale hospital." Carrot Top placed a hoof assuringly on Derpy's shoulder."Okay Carrot Top. But make sure to warn me about stuff like this next time! I could've killed the guy!"
"I know Derpy, I know. . ."