Ever had a bad day?

Ever been on fire? No? Well Twilight has. It was a bad day. Ever choked to death while your friends watched? Ever accidentally kill your best friend? Ever step in your best friends remains and die because your foot got stuck?

This is the story of 12 ponies and a Spike. This is the story of their really really bad day.

RAINBOW ROCKS SPOILERS!

Someone write a fic where he's some kind of construct meant to impede Twilight's progress, only the villain didn't realize he'd take his task so literally

-Present Perfect

OH NO! SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING AT THE HUMAN HIGH SCHOOL! WE BETTER CALL TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

Discord and a bunch of other baddies are planning to ruin the prom or something! It's a good thing they can call in Twilight Sparkle for help!

BUT WAIT! The dastardly villains have discovered a secret weapon! Flash Sentry! And also he is part robot for story convenience! Also he's such a blank slate that he is super easy to manipulate!

How is our Twilight Sparkle going to get out of this one?

This story was inspired by this blog post by PresentPerfect.

Also we could really use a "Trollfic" tag.

This story is a sequel to Swooty Bell Adventures Part 3: Mr.McMeany Strikes Back

She is returning.

Swooty Bell is slowly dying from her injuries at the robotic spider leg of Mr.McMeany. The stage has been set for a galaxy wide massacre, and the greatest evil Swooty Bell has ever faced shall be the engine of that destruction. All hope has been lost.

And then they heard the voice, and everything changed.

The end has come! The final battle for Swooty Bell and her friends is near!

(Please note that Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!)

This story is a sequel to Swooty Bell Adventures Part 2: The Legend of Twix Bar

Swooty Bell is in for it this time! Her nemesis Mr.McMeany has returned, and this time he has teamed up with Megatron!

So ok yeah it's time for Swooty Bell, Twilight Purple, Twix Bar, and introducing Spine the Penguin, to fight back against these robotic invaders!

Swooty Bell will fight the evils of Megatron! She will face McMeany in an epic showdown! She WON'T learn McMeanys secret plan!

Hang on because this is going to be a crazy ride!

(Please note that Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!)

Equestria is faced with an unparalleled threat! The Dragons have awoken, and they need a new nesting ground!

Join Celestia as she is faced with an impossible choice. Leave her nation and uproot all of her people, or fight a war she has no chance of winning! And if that was not enough, I was like really really tired when I wrote this, so it kinda falls apart as it unfolds.

Applejack has always been known for two things, Being honest and eating apples. What happens when both of these things are called into question?

Applejack must face her inner demons. Applejack must face herself.

Join Applejack as she travels an amazing dreamscape that is both beautiful and hellish at the same time. Join Applejack as she faces her destiny!

Yeah so I wrote this between the times of about 3:17 AM and 4 something AM.

A great evil has returned to Equestria. An army of pure hatred has risen. The power of Friendship will fail.

When a dark void like mass appears over Equestria, Princess Twilight gathers her friends to face the threat. She would soon find that her greatest asset would be her downfall. Twilight Sparkle can not win this battle.

Join an unlikely alliance bound by the greatest threat they have ever faced before. Enemy and friend alike will fight side by side to halt the advance of.....

The Great One!

So yeah this is one of the most epic and insane pony stories ever written, but oops I spilled Chocolate Chip Juice on all but chapter 19. Hopefully it can still be fully understood as a standalone story.

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This story is a sequel to Swooty Bell Adventures

The Great and Amazing Twix Bar has lived in Equestria for thousands of years. Along the way she would help in the defense of the planet several times. She would make great friends and powerful enemies. She would overcome her severe alcoholism!

Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!

Oh no! The fabric is here and it is also angry! Join Swooty Bell on her amazing adventure through space! Be awed by her epic battle with Fabric! Be amazed at her ultimate confrontation with the true villain!

(First chapter was written for, and won first place in the Trotcon 2014 speedfic contest)

(Please note that spelling and grammar errors are intentional, for this is the world of SWOOTY BELL!)