Oh no! The fabric is here and it is also angry! Join Swooty Bell on her amazing adventure through space! Be awed by her epic battle with Fabric! Be amazed at her ultimate confrontation with the true villain!
(First chapter was written for, and won first place in the Trotcon 2014 speedfic contest)
(Please note that spelling and grammar errors are intentional, for this is the world of SWOOTY BELL!)
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Yes. YES. Not only is it here, there are MORE CHAPTERS. This is the best possible thing.
I actually lol'd here
W-WAIT A MINUTE! I'VE HEARD OF THIS! It's one of the stories that was done during the Speedfic Contest in Trotcon 2014! Did not expect to see this at all when I was just scanning the home page!
I lol'd
4609624 Sure is. I had a blast writing it. It needed to be longer to be eligible for upload, so it mutated into this monster,
im cri evry tim
This is the very soul of what Trotcon fanfics should be.
you're gonna kill me with this story
If I hadn't met you at the con with my own face, I would suspect you of being Argembarger in disguise.
UNLESS YOU ARE ARGEMBARGER IN A PROTOPONY SUIT
UNLESS PROTOPONY WAS REALLY ARGEMBARGER ALL ALONG
war being over never changes
conveyor belts are gateway drugs
It's hard to get off them once you're addicted. :(
not even once
yes and this was a good time for a taxes fight I saw it
I hope it wasn't a megaman cylons are bad :(
OH NO??????!
i like how it will keep on truckin
and this one's backward
I feel baddest for All. :(
oh no the expositions how will I continue?
OH SHIT!
I MEAN %*(&$#
i did not gasped this story is a LIE
oh boy an end I liked it! :D
Every generation has its legacy, the works of high literature that define their time and endure well beyond those who created them. The Iliad and the Odyssey. The plays of Shakespeare. The Lord of the Rings. Pretty much anything by Dickens I guess. And now, Swooty Bell Adventures. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It would be awesome if this had a "Full Life Consequences" version of it.
As Newtaloo has so eloquently stated, in the years to come history will remember Swooty Bell Adventures as one of the greatest works of literature mankind has produced.
Part 3: The Godfather part 2
say wat
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4631452 you had way too much fun reading this.
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I tend to. :3
That pun
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Pun?
EDIT
OH DERP THE ENTIRE NAME OF THE CHAPTER
GoofyHoofy made me laugh.
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For some reason GoofyHoofy is my favorite joke from the entire thing. Every time I think about it i get an uncontrollable grin on my face. And yeah that may seem kinda egotistical to say about your own story, but man I can't help it that single word is just hilarious to me.
OmG!!!11!!!one!!! wen i got to thwe end were scotaloo died i was like "NOOOOoNOooOOO ScOOOtalo' and omg i started crying!11! do u now how hard it is to get mw cring? but relly IT WAS SO SAD AND IM STILLL GUSHING TERES (that was my word of teh dya)
10000/10!!!111!!!!one!!!one!!!!!!!11@!1!!
Who is Swooty Belle?
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When I read this, I came with such a force that I left.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FIRETRUCK AM I READING HERE?!
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Your eyes are being opened.
That's gotta be about the funniest thing I've ever read on this site!
You've done it again!
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ELEPHUNK
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Wa?
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But Scootaloo is still dead.
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Holy crap people are still reading this?
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Present Perfect made me.
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P-p-p-present senpai?
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He liked some of my silliest horse words, so I told him he needed to see sillier. :V
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It's true, it's all true. I am trying to learn to be a better trollfic writer, since Present wants me to get in a trollfic war for no specified reason. Certainly not for the shortest breakup fic and the longest sentence.
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No, I actually don't want to do that, I just want you to be happy. D:
I came so hard from laughing at this fic.
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