I should sue you for copyright! That's what I had planned on doing to my Master!

2171721 Are you a farm hand or something?

2173060 Yeah I live on a small farm just outside Barrie, but I work on a larger dairy farm. When the cow kicked me in the head I was like 'Oh idea'

2172770 oh... sorry, didn't mean to uhh... ruin your idea

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Doncha worry I'm still going to milk him dry!

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Can I get links please?

2173177 This one is one of the only ones I can find, though she has her own tumbler page called life in the milky way or something along those lines. I have to agree that she is a very adaptable character and that she was fun to do a story with

Did you have plans to continue this story or make more stories involving Milky?

Congradulations. This wasn't a bad clop. I loved how you said, it only slid in a few millimeters. I'm American so it sounds scientific and funny to me.

2174484 maybe but I'd have to think about it. I'm not much one to write clop but it's not as disturbing to me as it first was when I wrote Secret Crush

2173087 The cow must have smacked some sense out of/into you.

Not a bad story, I enjoyed it for the most part. Only one complaint and that would be the "I love you's' during the sex. They meet, he milks her, they fuck then suddenly they love each other? Just seems a bit contrived and kinda disturbs the flow of a story for me. That aside it was still a decent read.

Good story, little fast maybe but good. Only one thing, please, it's (udders) not [utters]
And don't feel to bad about that, you are the second author I've seen do this.

oh gawd fuck getting kicked in the head the arms etc are bad anough (i work on a 1700 cow farm with 2 sheds 1 rotary and 1 herring bone0

2179775 Yeah really. I'm lucky that I we don't have that many, but fuck it hurts when you kneel down beside them to hook up the suckers and the cow decides it's gonna get jittery and knee you in the fucking eye

I'd enjoyed it.

This is how it ends? I was expecting more from this story.

2185603 well I was going to continue it on with a little bit where it turns out Lyra was the one who summoned him to Equestria (Due to her human fetish) but then I looked back to the story Love and Honour and figured that I didn't want to write another collasul book that would never seem to end with random problems that just keep appearing so I ended it with a happy ending with no tragic parts

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Love and Honour was one thing, but since your guy isn't a soldier fighting a war, I'm just saying that the story could have gone a little bit longer(and I don't mean 60 chapters long)

2188385 true... true, but you know I just wanted to screw around with something really quick and when that cow booted me in the head I immediately thought "Guy milking cow and gets booted in head... could make a story of this"

I like this story.

not bad, seemed kinda sudden for love but watevs, a good story.

Um, you mentioned in the first chapter they are only as tall as his belly button, that being the case how he possibly be "small" in comparison? Other than that slight bit of confusion i must say i very much enjoyed it

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You just described him in my head better than I did
Are you a wizard?

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Pony stallions--though smaller than normal horses--would still have a considerable endowment for their species.

Think of comparing the size of your arm to the average endowment of man. For ponies, a teenage/preteen arm vs same.

loved the story

Not sure how to relay critcism n shit... But where were her "assets" during the sex scene? They were kinda ignored...what it felt like...

hahahaha this story gave me a great laugh. well done sir!

3309575 Thanks. Kind of an old story but always brings a laugh here and there I guess.

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haha i was just skimming thru some authors old stories and found this, made me laugh.

3310755 We must stop meeting like this,But honestly i had the same idea as you

I'm probably late, but what ever.
I quite enjoyed the story, even though I'm no fan of HiE stories, but still I do love Milky Way.
Parts I like the most:
- the "animal instinct take-over" as he milked her
- the description of a new feeling as he milked her
- the totally awkward boner
Parts I didn't like:
- The concious. I just don't like it.

Overall it was a nice read and would love to read more of it :)

5516553 I laughed at that... oh my god that's good. Reminds me of the one where two kids are looking at a cow and the one says "Which one gives milkshakes"
I used to work on a dairy farm and had my brother convinced (In his younger days) that because Jersey cows were brown, they produced chocolate milk.

5732749 Ahhahaha, that made me chuckle. Here, have a mustache

this story seemed awkward from start to finish, but they both seemed to just kind of go with the flow. im glad it had a somewhat happy ending for milky way. I wonder what kind of life they will lead in the future, as they both sound like they are middle aged.

I have to say that I did enjoyed this story. It wood have been better if there was more story content to the story. Like how did he git to Equestria? The magic that was use was cast by sum one? More background to the story wood have improved the story. don't get me wrong, I like the story but it could have been better.

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That was a cute story! I really enjoyed it!cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697893326417952810/700622061663420477/8088e1c8a2cc156fc5135d478874aae3.gif