Hello, this is your conscience speaking......you know, that little voice in your head that tries to tell you something when you need to hear it, but you block me out and you mess up.....like NOW?!.............anyways
Did you, at ANY time, even THOUGHT to think of explaining it to the human what disaster is coming? You figure that if you explained to him WHAT you needed him for (and not in the sense of "hi, I summoned you, letz mak babyz" but "hello, I am twilight sparkle and *insert something hour long speech here*) instead of going to rape him, he'd be willing then? Obviously if anypony else was in the human's point of view, they'd get scared and run away too. you got to remember to not force yourself on others, lest it come back to bite you in the butt........but unless you're seriously considering this, you're probably too far gone, so if you will listen to something, listen to this:
What do you think is going to happen when he finds somepony who CAN help him, when he explains what you tried to do, but then you come in just has he's finished explaining and then no one believes you because they believe the human more?
You'll consider all of that after you find the human, mate with him and make the centaur, but for now, what to do about Spike here? He seems awfully worried, and for the life of you you can't understand why.
Send the ghost of Sombra to the human world to locate a human who is attracted to ponies (seriously, those OP's from /mlp/ have to be good for something, right?) and summon them to have sex with you. Once coitus is complete, use that human's species code to banish all humans from equestria to their world of origin, making sure to exclude yourself from the spell's radius so that the centaur baby is unaffected.
Alternatively, send the Ghost of Sombra to locate the human, then go to his location. Rather than trying to force yourself on him, ask him why he doesn't want to have sex with you. (After all, you are incredibly sexy and desirable and him not wanting to rut you crazy - especially under the influence of magic - is unimaginable.) When he gives you his reason, attempt to fix the problem utilizing magic.
Ghost Sombra is a figment of your imagination and cannot interact with anypony or anything other than you... unfortunately. What would sending him to the human world accomplish anyway? Besides, don't you think that if you could have gotten rid of him you would have already.
"You know, I can go to the human world Twilight."
"Shut up Ghost of Sombra," you say to him in a way that Spike in no way at all notices.
And again, you will consider all of that once you know you have your centaur.
Rape solid snake while in your snake costume to make the ultimate centaur baby. Solid Centaur
Who is Solid Snake?
What if your heat spell wares off before you find the human?
Oh, that's easy. You'll just cast it again. You've committed it to memory after this whole incident (WHICH IS IN NO WAY AT ALL ABSOLUTELY NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM YOUR FAULT) started.
STOP YELLING AT YOURSELF INSIDE YOUR BRAIN, IT WILL GIVE YOU A HEADACHE!!!
"I WILL ONCE I FIND THAT HUMAN AND MAKE A CENTAUR!!!!" You scream up at the ceiling. After you do you look back down at Spike, who has backed a few feet away from you. You've been so caught up in all of your thoughts that you almost forgot he was there. You'd better see what's wrong with him.
Do the simple thing: Ask in the sweetest and calmest voice "why are you looking at me like that, Spike?"
"Spike..." you say in your sweetest and most calm voice possible as you walk closer towards him. "Why are you looking at me like that, Spike?" He doesn't answer.
You check yourself in a mirror to see whats wrong. Nope, nothing wrong at all. You then ask Spike "Whats wrong huh?" For some reason this further disturbs him. He backs off against a wall. Approach him calmly and ask him again.
Thinking that something might be wrong with you, you look at yourself in a nearby mirror, which you forgot you left there are throwing yourself into your studies for the past week.
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Nope, absolutely nothing is wrong with you at all. Nope... Nope... not a Celestia damn thing. You're still wearing your black jumpsuit, eye patch, bandanna and katana (you've taken to calling it your Raiden outfit. Not sure why), which you quickly put back on while you were running back to the library, but that's not wrong at all. Nothing at all looks wrong with you. With that in mind you turn back to Spike.
"What's wrong huh?" you ask him. He still doesn't answer, and seeming even further disturbed, he's backed himself against the wall. Concerned for you little brother, you walk closer towards him, which only tries to make him back further into the wall even further than he already has.
as sombre:
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
i got a secret:
im twilightlicious
also isn't that lyra obsessed with humans? why not go to her house and find a way to track her, she must run into him again
"Hey Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilight.... Hey Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilight..." Ghost Sombra says to you as he keeps poking you. You have no idea how, but somehow he is. "Guess what Twilight." You do your best to ignore him. "I've got a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeecret...." Again, ignoring him... he is in no way, shape, or form, there at all. "I'm Twilightlicious."
"Shut up Ghost of Sombra," you say to him.
"Also wasn't Lyra obsessed with humans?" he says to you.
"SHUT UP GHOST OF SOMBRA!" you say to him before you turn your attention back to Spike, who looks even more worried now. Can't he see him?
In addition to the strange look Spike is giving, he also appears to be shaking slightly. He must be cold! You decide to wrap him in a hug.
Your warm, soft, fuzzy fur apparently does a good job heating him up, because he started sweating and blushing. It's not surprising, you have the warmest, softest, fuzziest fur of all the mares in Ponyville. It's a shame that you don't get to hug ponies very often. Really anypony should be thrilled to feel your soft, velvety coat against theirs. Embracing, nuzzling... kissing...
WHY WON'T THE STALLIONS EVER LOOK AT YOU?! You're smart, dedicated, funny, pretty... Yes. Yes, you are pretty. You're a very pretty mare and any colt that doesn't see that is blind. Seriously, feel how warm and soft and fuzzy you are!
"Spike, you think I'm pretty, don't you?"
As you were thinking, you had unknowingly been nuzzing the top of Spike's head, stroking the spines along his back, and sniffling a little bit. Your recent mental health and the overly affectionate hug made Spike scared, but when you asked him if he thought you were pretty, he shat himself in fear.
He literally shat right there at the top of the stairs in the public library. It was horrible.
"Uh... Twilight... are you..." Its at that point that you notice that Spike is shaking.... a lot.
'Ah, poor dragon must be cold,' you think to yourself. You just can't stand to see your poor little brother stand there and be all cold like that, so you do the one thing that you know will make him absolutely feel all better.
You throw your hooves around him and wrap him up in a big hug.
Your warm, soft, fuzzy coat must be doing a good job of heating him up, because now he's starting to sweat and blush a little. This isn't much of a surprise to you at all. After all, you have the warmest, softest, fuzziest coat of all the mares in Ponyville. Really, its a shame you don't get to hug ponies more often, as everypony would be thrilled to feel your soft, velvety coat against theirs. Embracing.... nuzzling... kissing...
WHY WON'T THE STALLIONS EVER LOOK AT YOU!? You're smart, dedicated, funny, pretty...... Yes, yes you are very pretty. You are a very pretty mare and any stallion that doesn't see that must obviously be blind. Seriously, feel how warm and soft and fuzzy you are.
"Spike," you say to your lovely dragon assistant little brother as you hug him, "you think I'm pretty don't you?" He doesn't give you a response. "Spike," you say again... "You think I'm pretty, do-..." you interrupt yourself as you look down at the little dragon in your hooves.
Turns out as you were thinking, you unknowingly had been nuzzling the top of his head, stroking the spines along his back, and even sniffing him a little bit. That's not what has you worried at the moment though.
You notice that Spikes eyes are shot open and his pupils have shrunk so small they might as well not be there. He's not even blinking.
"Spike..." you say in a somewhat concerned tone as you pull your hooves off of him. He just stands completely still where he is. Unmoving, unblinking, not even breathing it seems. He's like a statue. "Spike..." you say again as you wave your hoof in front of him. He gives no response.
Its then the realization dawns on you. You have no idea what you did, but apparently you've shocked him into unconsciousness. You've got to bring him out of it. You just have to.
Think: I'm a human where would I run to for help/hide
Suddenly you remember that that human is still out there. You have to find him, and every second you waste here is another second he can use to get away from you. You've got to go RIGHT NOW!!!
But then you look back at Spike... he's still a statue. You've got to help him.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH...." you say to yourself as you press both your hooves to your head. You have to help unshock Spike, he's your favorite dragon assistant little brother after all. But you also have to find the human, and you have to go right now.
What do you do?
You think back and try to remember whatever happened to that page the human ripped from your book.
Action: Splash water on to Spike's face. That should wake him up!
When he wakes up, make him help you find the guy.
How to convince spike to help? Say: "He tried to steal Rarity away from you!"
You could always get Rarity to kiss him. Too bad she still isn't speaking to you after you tried to kill each other and all.
go find rarity ask her to check up on spike then go and find the human
You know it probably would of been easier than just to befriend him THEN see if he would rut you.
Is there no spell that can wake him up? If so, use it. If not, maybe a bucket of water thrown at his head will help.
As for the human, perhaps he retreated from Ponyville completely? You're pretty sure he is unaware of the dangers in the Everfree. In fact, he could be in danger right now!. Since its the closest forest and near to Fluttershy's, you could look there first. Before you search the Everfree, you could ask Fluttershy if she knew where the human went.
Just leave Spike, he'll get unshocked sooner or later.
Pimp slap that human like it was your damn birthright.
Telling celestia would be stupid...
so would telling luna...
What to do, what to do.
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Of cource!!
You need to ask Cadense about that love spell she is so proud of.
Then when you find that human. HE. WILL. LOVE YOU.
{Insert evil laugh and convenient thunder here}
Where did that thunder come? No matter. First you need to free spike, but how?
Maybe if... "Spike, wake up. there is Rarity with big pile of gems outside of the library waiting for you!"
I Hope this works.
Slap Spike in the face. That always works.
You need to take care of Spike. You also need to find the human. While you certainly have enough magic to handle all this, the human seems adept at getting help from other ponies that you seem to be lacking. You need extra help to handle this.
You remember the mirror pool, and how Pinkie's clones followed a prime directive she gave them, to have fun. What if you made clones of yourself who's prime directive was to capture the human for you?
Ok, I know you're obsessed with finding the human, mating and get centaur, but just this once, you decide to turn back into the kind and caring twilight we all know and love. You shake your head like a haze has just been cleared from your eyes (if only for this brief moment). And you look at your self once again in the mirror with a fully calm, clear mind with ABSOLUTELY NO THOUGHTS ON THE HUMAN and NYARLATHOTEP!!!!
.......you say under your breath "my god......what have I done?". you figure out that with the way you've been acting, and the way you're dressed, coupled with what you've been trying to do, you didn't (not even once, not even a fleeting thought or for a single moment) consider how this was affecting your little brother/dragon/assistant/friend. You decide to use a spell that will shock him awake, and after profusely apologizing, you decide to put him to sleep with a handy dandy sleep spell you had on hand. In which afterwards you gently put him in his bed......no, you put him in your bed after you make sure it isn't "stained" or "dirty" in anyway *wink wink*, its the least you can do to make it up to him after all. After doing so, you give him a gentle pat on the head, a small kiss on the cheek, you tell him softly "sorry spike, sweet dreams" without waking him, and you silently make your way downstairs, and outside, and take a walk, while considering the places he's been (at this point, you're back in "find human, make centaur, save world from nyarlathotep, ???, profit!!!" mode). Its at this point you hopefully deduce correctly that every place he's been has been farther away from your house (using your house as a reference point), and the farther he's gotten, the different ponies he's been with. And after remembering who could be living outside of ponyville while being near trotting distance, you deduce that perhaps fluttershy knows where he might be. After all, you already talked to applejack, rainbow dash, rarity, and the only two ponies you haven't talked to for info is Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy. You decide to head to fluttershy's place of residence in hopes that she may have seen the human run by.
You DID consider going to pinkie pie first......but something strange is making you feel like you shouldn't visit pinkie JUST yet
Find a(n) ruby/sapphire/diamond/quartz crystal/emerald and offer it to Spike.
I don't know if it'll help him, but maybe he'll eventually eat it.
Maybe find him some water while you're at it.
Grab a fishing pole (or make one out of a stick and some string) then tie Spike to the end of the line. Humans are omnivorous right? So use Spike as human bait! Oh and make sure to put a sign up on the library door that says 'gone fishing' so that everypony knows the library is closed.
Think for half a fucking second!
that will suffice
Applejack and Rainbow Dash comes in.
"Twilight we need to talk."
you ignore them and use this chance to have those two watch Spike while you go look for the human.
Stop trying to rape the human?
Smelling salts should do the trick! Or a bucket of cold water.
If Spike won't wake up, then it is obviously in no way, absolutely NOT your fault- just like the whole Nyarlathotep situation!
Get your furry, soft, leather-clad plot out there and start looking for the human! Spike will be fine when he eventually wakes up in the library.
Might you suggest to yourself that you talk to some of your other, not-as-of-yet involved Elements of Harmony friends? For example, Fluttershy?
Maybe she saw him trying to escape for your fluffy goodness in the Everfree forest!
You look out the door and say "Hey how did Rarity get all that chocolate and whip cream all over herself?"
Spike Breaks out of his trance and rushes to the door excitedly "WHERE?!!!"
Laugh at Gullible Spike then get down to the business of finding that damn human as you rush out the door.
You look down to see his raging boner. Oh shit. Now that's one tall statue.
Surely your assistant and, little brother just went unconscious from your warming personality..... And the fact you just gave him the best hug EVAR, and definitely not the fact that the fact the pony who has taken care of him since he was hatched just caressed him like a lover would..... nope.
You really don't see a problem with this at all.... WAIT!! what if the hug you just gave him wasn't the best one ever! GASP Maybe it was the worst one a pony could ever get.... NO TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO BE REALITY! YOU MUST FIX THIS AND FIX THIS THE WAY ANY BIG SISTER WOULD!
Immediately make a check list on what hugs entail! Thats it! you'll give him the BIGGEST BESTEST HUG A BROTHER CAN GET!!!!! Wait, what about that human! You know you should get started to tracking him, but Spike! you just can't handle to see him like this. You have to help him! And by Celestia you shall make your brother feel better!
Lock spike in the closet.
Throw him on you bed, hopefully he would think everthing that just happened was a dream.
2279915 do this
Punch spike in the face, that should shock him back to consciousness. Then burn the forest down.
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All my this.
Use a spell to heal Spike, see a cardboard box that wasn't there a minute ago, lift up the box, and instantly lick whatever is inside it.
You don't have time to put up with Spike's paralysis! Just strap the little guy to your back (careful with that katana), get back out there, and find that human! You can just pawn Spike off on one of your friends along the way. Seriously, you just gave him the best hug ever, and he falls into a coma. Rude!
Coincidentally, with a baby dragon strapped to your back, your katana, and your tight leather jumpsuit, you look like you're out to get revenge on your baby daddy, just like the woman in Kill Bill.
Grab Spike and head out the door. you notice a note on the porch. you open it and read it. it says "Everfree"
*Ghost of Sombra* "Maybe humans just don't like the color purple, ever thought of that sparkle butt?"
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Vote two, cast.
get a bucket of cold water and splash it in his face, that ALWAYS WORKS! and if that doesn't, have rarity give him a smooch on the cheek
Do the cleverly named "un-unconscious" spell.
Splash a bucket of water on his face.
If all else fails, an uppercut to the jaw never hurt! (Haha, see what I did there?)
On an unrelated note, happy St. Patrick's Day!
Find a spell to temporarily clone yourself so that you can hunt down the human and help Spike at the same time. Then tell the Twilight who is looking for the human to cast a spell that will make the other ponies in Ponyville want to help you search for the human.
Oh look! A conviently placed bucket of water! (Insert trollface here).
Lets pour it on him! That will un-paralyze him. Totally. Yah.
Step 1. place Spike on his bed.
Step 2. Think for a second. Think of somepony who's good with animals and non-pony species(hint:)
Step 3. Enlist said pony to help track the human(being good with animals makes it easier to find animals)
Step 4. ???
Step 5. PROFIT
Okay, here's what you do:
Step 1: Remove Raiden suit, and hide it. That will not help your case when Spike wakes up.
Step 2: Get a bucket of water.
Step 3: Poor it on Spike in order to get him back on his feet.
Step 4: Apologize for poring water on him.
Step 5: Say in the most calm way that you're on a mission, and for Spike's safety, he probably shouldn't know.
Step 6: Once he leaves, get your outfit.
Step 7: Find human.
Channel your inner Sherclop Holmes (who you can channel as he is a Denizen of your dimension, thank you very much voice of negativity which shall not be named) and think logically about this. You have a spell that can either A.) Summon a specific human from any dimension, in which case you need simply cast the exact same spell to get the exact same human or you B.) Have a spell that plucks a random human from a specific dimension, in which case you need only adjust it to target your dimension in order to get the only human which exists in it.
As for Spike... as much as you love your brother, there will be time to help him after your universe's safety (and your centaur) have been secured.
Try to figure out a more passive approach toward the human. It's probably impossible to gain his trust yourself by now, so you'll have to get somepony else to talk to him to try to explain the situation calmly.
The local mailmare allegedly has a coltfriend already (So she won't be affected by the heat spell), so why not ask her?
What you need to do....
1.) Open the door
2.) Drop to the floor
3.) Walk the dinosaur.
Twilight's sane Mind: -deep breath in- -Deep breath out- Ok, what would Cadence do at a time like this.
*Imagines Cadence in flashback sequence: 'Remember Twilight, there are precious few things as valuable as love. Love of a friend, family, or special somepony. You should be aware of how you effect them, and remember that no matter what you do, there will always be time to be there for them. Of course, it works the other way too, no matter how bad things get, they will have time for you too. You'd be surprised how much you can rely on them, provided you keep a cool head and explain the trouble you're in.'* End flashback.
Sane Twilight: Ok, got to calm down...and get out of this outfit. Seriously, after all of the effort, it just isn't helping.
INsane Twilight: NEED TO FIND THE HUMAN!!
Sane Twilight: (Rolls eyes and mentally decks INsane Twilight) I've lost enough ground and time panicking, yes I can't tell Celestia, but I've got bucking FRIENDS damn it! I've been researching the magic of friendship for well over 2 years now!! I can rely on them! Provided I don't come off as having another episode, which ghost Sombra sure seems like an indicator of.
Ghost Sombra: Well, glad you finally got that right, at least.
Sane Twilight: :sigh: Guess the stress CAUSING him to show isn't gone yet. Still, I can manage this better. First things first.
Sane Twilight: (Sends all her cloths back to her closet, sword back to bed room and holds Spike softly, eyes clear and sadness reflected as she gently rocks Spike.)
Sane Twilight: I'm so, SO sorry Spike!! I'm having a really bad couple of days, and I really should have snapped out of it a while back. I shouldn't have taken it out on you and everypony. Please, please trust me that I would never hurt you or do anything that would endanger you on purpose. I need you, need my number one assistant, more than ever now.
Spike: :slowly unfreezing and getting his bearings: Tw-Twilight? Was, was all that just a dream?
Sane Twilight: :Gently nuzzling him: No, sadly no, Spike. But, I'm getting better, still not 100%, but that just means I need you to keep me grounded even more. Listen, an Outer God, a being of great power and madness called Nyarlathotep is coming. According to my research, the only way to stop him, is with a centaur. To that end, I summoned a human from another world, in hopes that it would help me create one.
I need to find this human, if there's to be any chance to save Equestria.
Spike: O-Ok Twilight, just one thing though...couldn't you just summon a Centaur from another world like you could the human? I mean, humans are just pony-tales, at least Centaurs DID exist at some point. There's got to be another world where they exist right?
Sane Twilight: ...I love you Spike, you know that right? Seriously, Best. Assistant. Ever. :Gently kisses the top of his head and breaths deep and releases controlled and calm. Smiling at Spike: Now that I have a decent idea, mind grabbing the tomes on Centaur magical signatures, and some documentation on them? I think I need to set up another summoning spell. With luck, I'll have this done soon and we can send the human I brought back home...:Says quietly to herself:...After I apologies up and down to everypony AND him. At least the princess doesn't know about this.
Back in Canterlot
Celestia: So, been a while, Black Pharaoh, how are things in Egypt these days?
Nyarlathotep: Not too bad, humans are such lovely little beings. They cause chaos just by getting breakfast! And that's not even getting into the depths of their depravity and insanity! Why my masters would end such a lovely species when they are so entertaining is beyond me.
Celestia: I know! Discord thinks having Chaos ALL THE TIME would be fun, but then Chaos becomes the new Order, and it stops being fun anymore! 'Everything in moderation', I said, 'You'll get bored and loose your touch', I said. But NOOOOO, the little foal just wouldn't listen to reason! Still, at least now little Twilight acts as my new Chaos generator! Element of Magic, she may be. But if anypony was going to contact you or your lords it would be her! Seriously though, what did she think an old one would talk about after reading that book? I HAVE to know!
Nyarlathotep: :Grins widely: Oh you'll love this, she asked about...the MEANING of LIFE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :Gasps before righting himself: As if such a pedestrian concept isn't an oxy-moron unto itself? Meaning in LIFE of all things?!?!? Something that spawns from and embodies chaos having routes in order? PLEASE! :throws hands in waving gesture:
Celestia: :Nods with wistful smile: She's so young yet, not even gotten her wings or true stamina, let alone had her first evil transformation. My first empire was so long ago now, best decision I ever made, despite the assassinations getting old fast, then Luna was born. Had to take care of her since mother's never been one for family. Dear Luna only just got over her conquirer stage, and will likely be in shock for another century or two before she finally gets it. I do hope you'll be around then! She'll make such a lovely contemporary when her true talent starts shining through.
Nyarlathotep: Of course, why do you think I like coming to this little world so much? When one of these ponies finally breaks, they become things of unsurpassed beauty! The rarity of such an event only makes it better somehow! I get my bulk-insanity orders with humans, dime a dozen, despite the fun! Still, what about the human she brought? Think he'll finally go native and tap some of your subjects?
Celestia: :Puts a hoof to her chin thinking: I know my ponies are open-minded enough for inter-species relations, so long as the parts involved stimulate well enough and the exchange isn't lethal. Still, if I recall humans have stigmas to that sort of thing, being the only known sentient lifeforms of their world. So...60/40 I guess, with odds against due to Twilight's usual over-enthusiasm getting the better of her.
Nyarlathotep: You're on, I say he breaks down and does one of them before he leaves, no rape involved. Say...2 chocolate cakes?
Celestia: Make it five and you've got a deal.
Ok I just came up with this idea(made it as a joke)
Sometime in the future after defeating Nyarlathotep and going to the human world to use the dragon balls to wish back every pony that Nyarlathotep killed:
Twilight: This portal will take me where I need to go. Now I can find that human without anypony bothering me. [A magic call Ringtone plays] What the tartarus is that? Is that a magic call. [answers magic call]
Sombra: Hey, it’s me. Don’t ask me how I got this channel, I’ve got ponys.
Twilight: What the tartarus is GOING ON?!?!
Sombra: Okay listen, I figured out that they used the Dragon Balls to wish back everypony that was killed by Nyarlathotep. Technically, he used the cristal heart to kill someponys and the cristal heart killed me, so BAM! Sombra’s back baby! Woowhoo!
Twilight: What about all the ponies you killed?
Sombra: Well, technically I didn't use the heart, but that has changed. I’m in Applewood (pun on Hollywood) now!
Twilight: What, are they doing a live adaptation of your tyrannical rule?
Sombra: Ha! That’s hilarious. Find me the colt who writes your material and give me his channel, because I’m a producer now.
Twilight: Of course you are. What do you even do?
Sombra: Actually I’m in charge of this new project. Wrote it myself, it’s about this one mare who accidentally summoned Nyarlathotep and sommons a human to mate with to make a centaur. However, the human runs away and the mare along with a ghost that haunts her to find him. I call it: "Twilight(I can't think of any other puns for now)". Merchandising rights alone are going to make a f***ing mint. We just signed on this great new actor too, name's Razer. [shows picture of Razer] Need to work on the name, thinking "Daedalus". What do you think?
Twilight: I…..
Sombra: Why do I care, you’re not in my board.
Twilight: But I…..
Sombra: Listen, I’ll see you around, and when you’re back in Equestria, give me a call. We’ll do lunch! Ciao.
Twilight:……. Celestia...damnit, Sombra.
Ask Spike, "Do you even lift?"
As he snaps out of his confusion though the power of double negatives, run out giggling.
You find a filled bucket of water nearby and decide to use it to wake up poor spike, but unfortunately in you panicked state you forgot that there was a brick in there when you were trying to make water bricks with a new spell, and while you wake up spike with the water, you then knock him back out with the brick.
Twilight Sparkle: Be Queen Chrysalis
After considering the above command, realize that having an army of shapeshifting spies would be an excellent tool in hunting the human and go usurp Queen Chrysalis
Ghost of Sombra: DANCE MAGIC DANCE
Spike: Being the sane one, already have written Celestia about Twilight's weird magic experiments
Twilight: use the jaws of life!
Ghost of Sombra: Do the Harlem Shake
Truly a dilemma that warrants much thought and analysis.
2279952 Ewww quartz is no good. That's like, junk food man.
2295939, This is the same baby dragon that ate full tubs of ice cream. He's not going to object to a little junk food.
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That would actually be rather effective, methinks. Well-thought.