Oh dear god here it comes!
Walk the dinosaur.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEA!"
Proceed to walk the dinosaur
Walk the dinosaur.
(Just so you know, the video doesn't seem to work in Canada :C)
Go back outside, and open the door. Once you do that, get on the floor.
Then proceed to walk the dinosaur.
Gummy jumps out of the chandelier and, being much closer to a dinosaur than anyone else at the party, completely steals the spotlight when he starts walking.
The dinosaur seems to be appropriate at this time so initiate dinosaur walk protocol.
Start channeling your inner MIchael Jackson and moon walk into the center of the room and quickly begin walking the dinosaur like a BAWS!
>> The Sniper Tactical Dinosaur-walk, incoming!
Step 1.) ...do I need to say it fool? WALK THAT DINOSAUR!!!
Step 2.) Look damn good doin' it!
Step 3.) Enjoy as everypony decides to follow the dance as well, creating a new craze that takes Ponyville by storm!
Step 4.) Enjoy a piece of cake and watch the new craze you started take off, feeling profound satisfaction for it!
Step 5.) ...meh, give the Spike fellow some dating tips, if only so he'll help you out more later. He'll keep Twilight away AND be a re-bound guy for Rarity, win-win!
What do you do?!
I'll tell you what you do! Get your ass on the dance floor and walk the dinosaur!
The tension rises. / Your skills were for this moment. / Accept the challenge!
Response:"This... is... my.. JAM!"
Action: Slide to the center of the dance floor and WALK THAT DINOSAUR TO NEW, EPIC BOSS LEVELS!
Yell in a playful voice: "Oh No You Didn't!!!"
Strut your way over to the DJ as all the ponies' eyes are on you, some are hitting their feet on the ground in what you guess is applause. Grab her sunglasses and put them on your face while pointing both fingers at her in a "She Knows What's Up" Manner. The DJ allows this and just smiles at you and continues rocking her headbanging. Get into the middle of the ring of Ponies and as soon as the the lyrics reach "Open the door, get on the floor"
DO WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO
Walk the Dinosaur like there is no tomorrow. You are a god on the dance floor, and your moves are so flawless Michael Jackson would be jealous. The more you walk it, the more the ponies cheer. Lyra whistles, Bon Bon shouts "Woo Hoo"
Fluttershy seems to be saying "yay" but you can't hear anything, and some steroid abusing looking white pegasus just shouts "YEAH!!!"
Eventually, the others join in after Pinkie Pie starts cutting a rug with you and giggling.
"This is the Best Party Ever!!!" You Shout to the sky just as the song ends and everypony cheers and pats you on the back and tell you what a boss you are.
Have Pinkie place a door in front of you.
OPEN THE DOOR.
GET ON THE FLOOR.
MOTHERFUCKIN' WALK THE DINOSAUR.
This is pretty much the new rule to this story:
Whenever a commentor says, "Walk the dinosaur." Or something similar, you must walk the GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR!
Open the door!
Get on the floor!
Everybody walk the dinosaur!
ok it is now time to show off how much swag you can radiate at once. as soon as you hear the song play you Walk the motherfuckin' dinosaur. next when the song is done you don't know how it happens but the song changes to party rock anthem and you bust out doing the matching dance to it like a fucking boss. and just when you think you're getting a break. gangnam style starts playing and you can't help but dance to it to.
finally after 3 songs the music stops and you look around.
The other party goer's are passes out from over exposure to highly condensed swag
Dinosaur LIKE A BAWS.
Man, I wish you had channeled your inner YGOTAS Yami. Then you could have just gone over to some random pony and challenged them to a children's card game
WALK THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR!
We Will Party Hard
Walk The Dinosaur by Was (Not Was)
"Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom"
As the intro beat to the song beats through your ears (pun very much intended), you feel your mouth fall open as you look back at Lyra.
"Oh no you didn't!" you shout playfully at her in disbelief. No really, you really can't believe she just did this. Lyra only responds by keeping that smirk on her face and giving you a wink. She knows what's up. After that she looks away from you and walks over to where Bon Bon is standing.
"Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom"
With that you look around the room, and notice that all the eyes of the ponies are staring at you. You can't help but feel the same smile that Lyra had crawl across your face as you see this. You guess there is no more putting this off. Not anymore...
"This... is... my... JAM!" you say as the intro to the song still beats through the party. You walk on over to the DJ like the boss that you are. Once you reach her, you snatch her sunglasses off of her face like a boss, spin them around and put them on. Surprisingly they fit. They do tint the entire party blue, but you don't mind. The DJ just looks up at you, looking absolutely shocked that you did that.
You just throw both your hands out and point both your fingers at her in a "You know what's up," kind of manner. She seems to understand, as she just smiles and nods at you as her horn glows and another pair of sunglasses come out from beneath the table. Apparently she had more (hey, maybe you can convince her to let you keep these). With that, she keeps bobbing her head to the song, and you...
"Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom"
You spin around like the boss that you are with a move that Michael Jackson would be jealous of and start walking towards the center of the room.
Then, right as the lyrics hit, you dash forward and slide right to the center of the room.
"It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey, start to go"
You dance in place and sing along with the lyrics as the song starts up. You don't need to channel anybody to dance like a boss, you already know how.
"The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched 'Miami Vice'"
As you start dancing, all the ponies in the room start cheering and many of them start hitting their hooves against the ground. You guess that's their form of applause.
"I walked a dinosaaaaaaur, I walked a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur"
Right as those words come up, out of nowhere Pinkie Pie suddenly appears and puts a red door frame (complete with a door) in front of you.
What do you do?
You walk forward.
You open the door.
You get on the floor.
AND
YOU
WALK
THE
MOTHA
BUCKIN
DINOSAUR
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur"
The song blares throughout the party as you walk the god damned motha buckin dinosaur like the bawller boss that you are. Like you were meant to... LIKE YOU WERE BORN TO!!!
You hear Lyra whistle loudly at you as you do this.
"WOOHOO!!!" You hear from a voice that is unmistakably Bon Bon's.
"Oh... my..." you think you can hear Fluttershy cheer before it's quickly drowned out by the cheering of the crowd and lost on you.
You don't care about any of that though. YOU ARE DOIN THE MOTHABUCKIN DINOSAUR!!!!
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur"
Right as the chorus ends, you jump back up onto your feet and start dancing again. As you do, several ponies get closer and start dancing with you. It's not nearly as weird as it seems.
"I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars"
"I walked a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur, I walked a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur"
Right before the chorus hits again however, you open the door again, get on the floor, but right as you are about to do the dinosaur. You notice something.
You look to your left, Lyra's right there next to you. Bon Bon is right next to her.
You then look to your right, only to look right into the eyes of Pinkie Pie, as she is on the floor with you. Next to her you can see Rainbow Dash, and surprisingly Applejack and Fluttershy. You then look around and notice that everypony at the party is right there on the floor with you. You even notice the DJ as she runs out from behind her table and gets down on the floor next to a grey pony wearing a bow tie. You can't help but let a smirk crawl across your face as you notice this.
Then the chorus hits.
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur"
And everypony starts walking the dinosaur with you. Every... pony.... in the room... is walking the dinosaur with you. By God, you really feel like a boss now. They all follow your lead as they walk the dinosaur with you.
Then suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny alligator drops down from the chandelier and lands right next to you. He then proceeds to start doing the dinosaur with you and all the ponies. You're kind of confused as to why there is an alligator there, but you don't really care about that now. Besides, he doesn't look nearly huge enough to cause any serious damage. Plus, he's doing the dinosaur with you, so that's awesome.
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur"
As the chorus ends, you and everypony there jump back up and start dancing normally again.
"One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork In the
Statue of Liberty's torch"
You notice several couples dancing together as you do, though strangely enough, most of them were made up of two females. Then again, you did notice that there were DRASTICALLY more girls in this town than guys.
You notice Lyra dancing with Bon Bon (obviously), Berry Punch (as much as she could given how obviously drunk she was) was with Minuette, Derpy was with Time Turner, which you kind of expected, the DJ was with that grey pony, and you even noticed Applejack and Rainbow Dash dancing together for a little bit. Pinkie Pie was just all over the place and hell, even Rarity came up and tried to dance with you despite what you told her earlier.
You just let that one happen though, as you're too caught up in the moment to really do anything.
"Elvis landed in a rocket, rocket, rocket ship
Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared
But where was his beard"
"A shadow from the sky, much too big to be a bird
A screaming, crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar"
"I killed a dinosaaaaaaaaaaur, I killed a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur"
Then, right as that last line hits, you and every pony else get back down to the floor, and get prepared to walk
ONE
LAST
DINOSAUR
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur"
You and every pony there walk the god damn dinosaur like you mean it, you walk it like there is no tomorrow. Like there will never be another dinosaur.
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur"
You've started a trend in this town populated entirely by ponies, and you're certain it's not going anyway anytime soon.
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur"
WALK THE
"Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur"
DINOSAUR
Right as the last word of the song hits, you and every pony there stop, but none of you get off of the floor. Not yet.
"Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom"
"Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom"
"Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom"
As the song dies down, you and everypony else slowly gets back up. As you stand back to your feet. You notice all eyes on you again, and instantly, you cannot even tell who started it, every pony there starts cheering like mad for you. You start to think that they might even tear down the building with all the hoof stomping they are doing.
You then hear another high pitched whistle and notice Lyra standing on her rear hooves and waving her hoof around like a maniac. Bon Bon is right next to her. You look around and notice Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and hell, even Rarity and Fluttershy cheering for you as well. Pinkie Pie then suddenly drops out of nowhere and lands right on your head and shoulders. You're startled for a moment at that, but you don't fall down. In fact, she is kind of light.... like she doesn't even weigh anything..... Now that you think about it.... it's kind of weird.
Before you can even comprehend it any further though, you suddenly jumps off of you and lands back down on the ground behind you.
"AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You suddenly hear from the speakers as you turn back around to notice the DJ back at her table again. She's holding a microphone with her magic.
"That was Walk The Dinosaur as requested by Lyra Heartstrings and Jason Morgan the human!!!" At the mere mention of your name, every pony in the room starts cheering and stomping the ground again. You feel yourself blush a little bit as they do. "AAAAAAWWWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The DJ continues. "By Celestia that was awesome. I might even need to play that again later tonight. But for now, to all you little ponies out there. I got one question for ya?" She stopped for a moment to stand up like Lyra and put her hoof on the table. "You all aren't done tonight are you?"
At that, a chorus of "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"'s echoed throughout the room. You even helped with that one.
"AWWW YEAH! I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!" The DJ continued. "So let's keep this party going with the new single from Larry Underhoof, 'Baby Can You Dig Your Stallion'!" At that, everypony, and you, cheered again. "BABY CAN YOU DIG IT!!!???" The DJ added before she set the next record on one of her turntables and started playing it.
With that, the party was in full swing again, and it wasn't gonna stop anytime soon.
Needless to say, you have a blast that night. You hang with the ponies, make some new friends, drink some of Applejack's special brand of Apple Cider (God damn it was good), and you're pretty sure that you may have just invented the banana daiquiri here in Equestria. Time Turner seems to like it though, he likes it a lot.
Eventually, after a LONG LONG time, and after dancing to several more songs, including one where you showed them the awesomeness that is Smooth Criminal, the party finally dies down and everypony starts to go home. Eventually, as much fun as you had, you leave with Lyra and Bon Bon.
You know, looking on this night, despite everything that happened since you've gotten here. This is probably the most fun you've had in a long, long time.
-The Next Morning-
You wake up on Lyra's couch sometime the next morning. Still a little sleepy.... okay REALLY sleepy, you sit up on her couch and look around. You have no idea what time it even is right now and surprisingly, you don't have a hangover.
Thankfully you don't have to go to Applejack's farm today because she INSISTED that you take today off at the party last night, and you weren't really one to argue then.
What do you do?
"Make yourself some coffee."
"Make yourself some coffee.
"......."
".......did we just agree to something?"
"Yes, yes we did mate."
Spontaneously explode.
Once the coffee is done, search the area for some school children.
Pour the scalding hot coffee all over their genitals.
Next, kick them to the ground, and when they try to stand back up, kick em again and say "Can't let you do that Star Fox."
Suddenly, you grow a 19-inch cock on your back, and spin it around, flying above the city.
Finally, dive-bomb an old lady while screaming nonsensical words.
You wait for Lyra and Bon Bon to get up and smoke that weed (while eating the apple pie) You get high with Apple pie!
Check for burns because you were HOT last night.
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Go see what the fuck is Twilight's shit.
...Just, you know, don't go alone.
Take a power nap?
Try to figure out a word the rhymes with month
You get up and eat one of the many sweets, preferably a Muffin or Cinnamon Bun, Pinkie Pie gave you last night in a party bag, which is incredibly big. Not only are you having breakfast but the sugar rush will help wake you up. You then decide to bring in the paper for Lyra and Bon Bon. Read the paper and see what counts as news in this world.
An article about how Princess Celestia goes through so much cake and yogurt and yet doesn't gain weight with a shot of her stuffing her face,
An article with pictures of some royal couple named Shining Armour and Princess Cadence and whether or not they're pregnant
An Article about some newly elected official named Flag who claims to be for the people, with a picture of Pony with a perfect politician smile
and the Comics, which actually have Garfield, which is surprising, only Jon is a pony.
So in other words, their news is full of Gossip, Politics, and Funny Pages....Just like Human Papers. You frown, it's kind of disappointing that there really is no difference to what is "News" in both worlds.
As much fun as that party way, you couldn't help but to think about Twilight. Sure she tried to rape you, but after that little development with the Cenotaur, she's obviously not going to be raping you anytime. If worse comes to worse you just leave and never talk to her. If Spike is giving ya some nasty looks, just try talking to him so he can relay a message back to her.
Since you have the day off, do some sight-seeing. Take a tour around Ponyvile, maybe Lyra can be your guide.
For some odd reason, lyra throws a bottle of salt at your eyes.
Find your dandy socks / And then read the newspaper / If you're very bored.
Walk around town... LIKE A BOSS
Well, best bet is to stretch the FUCK out of yourself; best to get the kinks out of you. After stretching your body in various ways, enjoying the pops and cracks that happen when you twist your waist or bend your back, you notice a pressure in your stomach. Normally you'd associate this with it being empty and going glacticus on any food you come across, but this pressure seems to be building and building and building, until when you think it hits a massive peak, it vanishes altogether. You end up going "huh.....though something was gonna happ-" and something did happen, you farted. Normally when you fart, its a standard size fart sound, but this one was a fart that RARELY anyone experiences, one that has the sounds of thunder and cannon fire released in one massive burst. You realize.......you just had a case of thunderfart (thankfully it doesn't come with ANY liquid/solid discharge)......and as always, you laugh a hearty good laugh before waving your hand to try and dispel the cloud of foul rectum scents.
Elsewhere as the sound of the thunderfart echoes across the town (or as far as you want it to razor), numerous ponies end up wondering just what the hell was that, with a scant few near having heart attacks because of the sound.
Find a party then go get messed up again.
AA is for Damn quitters
As you leave the house you notice white stallions in battle armor following you
Time to run
Get coffee and breakfast. Waltz around town like a boss looking for something interesting to do.
Find a bag of bits of an indeterminate amount in your pillow.
Then...
You take a walk. A normal. Everyday. Walk.
It is the most enjoyable thing you have done since you got to Equestria.
The entire scenery is PERFECT. Ab. So. Lute. Ly.
PERFECT!
Well... my Dalek servant appears via time-space warp. You ask "what the heck are you doing here?" It responds "I followed you and I now leave you with these gifts, as per my master's instructions." A small box warps in, and it opens, revealing your trusty pocketknife from Earth, and a copy of this:
Then it calls out, "Mission complete, initiating emergency temporal shift!" It disappears, leaving you and Bon Bon sitting there, with a 'WTF' look on your faces. Then you make some coffee. And not just any coffee... Uncle Bob's RUMBA Coffee!
You start seeing ghosts walking around town. Now I will have the good Doctor explain this sort of situation is: (1:50)
And the beginning of this part:
Somepony1: Hmm. Well I can't have Time Turner as a time lord. Then I'll suggest the next best solution to finding a way to get the Doctor into this fic (Wow how dedicated am I to get the doctor into this). Bring the real Doctor in this he crossed the void plus with your 'awesome' swag. The Doctor would notice the void has been breached eventually and investigate.
Ok just kidding couldn't resist for some reason. Now for the REAL suggestion:
Go out find a camera and start touring around. It's not every day someone crosses dimensions and became an attempted raped victim. Might as well see what this world has to offer you. Hopefully you can take back your pictures with you. And show your friends where you went, before the government takes those pics away from you.
P.s. Do you know where you can find a more henchman? Both of my former ones are either on the front or back bumper of my ship (don't ask).
P.s.s. me talking about different dimensions this is required:
(I'm going to send a curse to the protagonist. Are you ready Pinkie?)
(Yes sir!)
(Ok. Go Pinkie Go.)
(Aye aye captain.)
You decide to make cofee so that you wake completely. Yawning deeply you search search the coffee. Suddenly the door opens with bang and inside comes Pinkie Pie
"Good morning every pony" She yells.
You look the crazy pink pony with wide eyes and mouth open. 'What the hell is she doing in here' You think and continue looking at her.
(This is my revenge for doing that dance. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If it goes through.)
You held it off long enough, after you get some breakfast... wait... check the time. Okay, after you get some LUNCH, (god you slept in late) get high with Lyra and Bon Bon.
While you walk around town doing some shit, you swear that you can see Time Turner walk into a blue box with something metal in his mouth.
2431420 Is that you agreeing with your BLU counterpart?
suddenly, twilight D:
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"Yes I did just agree with him, is there a problem?"
"Maybe it's because we're enemies?"
"Oh yeah almost forgot about that. Look mate do you really care how we came to a resolve or do you want more story?"
"I vote for resolve!"
"How about no?"
"Awwwwww"
2432284 I'm not saying there's a problem; I just don't understand what the two of you are saying!
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I second this. I think a nice, relaxing walk is perfect after such a big party and all that other jazz you've been through.
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"The more you think about it, the more your head hurts."
"Shut up you pickle headed drongo!"
Step 1.) Coffee, you need it, Bon-Bon and Lyra would likely appreciate it.
Step 2.) Serve Apple Pie for breakfast, it's the most legit pastry breakfast since Cherry-changas, so do it!
Step 3.) After breakfast, ask what Lyra's plans are for today, and should she be busy, let her know you'll be hanging around Ponyville, just wondering what you can do around there.
Step 4.) Part company with your room-mates, and explore!
Step 5.) Make your way to town hall, hopefully to find a map and/or announcements of events that are coming up. (Job offers are good too.)
You turn to the left to discover that Fluttershy is curled up to you, looking incredibly disheveled. You turn to your right and discover Rainbow Dash snoring in your face, looking incredibly satisfied. You discover that the room is scattered with cider mugs, empty weed bags, dildos, and other things you aren't entirely sure you want to identify. You notice that you are not wearing any clothes, and the two pegasi are curled up to you incredibly tightly.
As you begin to panic about what happened last night, a dark blue pony with both wings and horn steps out of a shadow on the wall. She stares at you for a time before saying, "Would you please explain to us how exactly this is a nightmare?"
You wake up.
Check up on Lyra and Bon Bon, find out what time it is, and go get some food.
Make sure you know what your pants are made of.
(Reference to...):
(Which is in turn reference to...):
First off look over your body to make certain you didn't ruin your suit too badly from last night. Would be a shame for something bad to happen to it ha ha ha ha... NO SERIOUSLY MAKE CERTAIN YOUR SUIT IS FINE! Then get some coffee.
Time to wake up. Let's hope you're not too hungover.
Now, without any immediate threats or tasks, you have a choice, one that may be the most critical you've made so far.
1) Now that you're able, see if you can find some info about how you may have gotten here (preferably from a source that isn't trying to rape you), and perhaps you can discover a way to get back home. Last night was awesome, and once you get to know them these ponies are pretty great folks, but you're starting to get a little homesick, and lets face it, the threats in your world are at least threats you're used to. And you want a burger. Really goddamn bad.
2) Decide that getting home can wait, I mean, how many people honestly get the chance to explore an alien world, let alone one where the locals are super friendly and speak English? Think of all the stuff you can learn, all the things you can see and do that no one else ever has! Dangerous? Well, yeah, but as long as you don't ruin your swag suit it should totally be worth it!
3) Decided you can't decide anything until you've woken up a bit more. Procrastination ftw!
Something to consider: By now you've been made aware of the Princesses who rule Equestria. Now that the whole town knows about you, it stands to reason that you'll get some kind of visit from one or both of them soon. Unless alien visits are common here, which seems unlikely given everypony's initial reaction when they first saw you.
Anyway, while you mull over your thoughts, you head into the kitchen to make some coffee. You could all use some after last night. However, upon entering the kitchen you notice an all too familiar cardboard box. Knowing what's probably inside, you, still feeling awesome from your dance-trend-setting-banana-daiquiri-introducing night, walk over to it and kick it over, revealing Solid Snake. Before he can do anything, you shout at the top of your lungs "WHO'S COOL NOW MOTHERF***ER?!" This may get you punched in the throat, but right now you're feeling like to much of a dinosaur-walking bawler boss to care.
Sorry for the massive length of this comment!
What ever happened to that big ass bag-o-weed from yesterday?
You should ask.
NOW!...
DO IT!
You should gather lyra and bonbon to see what they have planned today, you are stuck on an alien planet and have the need to explore. Still need to find a way back home, may have to see twilight about that... "fuck that"
Take a shit, shower, shave and get ready for the day.
weed time. get high as all heck
dont try to go home cuz then the story will end (that cant happen. EVER)
Step 1) Get up
Step 2) check what time it is
Step 3) proceed to make breakfast and coffee
Step 4) eat it all
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit
Coffee, definitely coffee. And take a shower, you stink!
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Coffee is cocaine in liquid form!
Snowflame what are you doing here?
Snowflame is not sure.
you just WROTE THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!!!
Drink water to help with the hangover with an asperen
Get high(smoke weed every day!) For envenom less pain
Also you look out the window and see deadpool with an orange and yellow box floating above his head
Moonwalk your way into the kitchen, grab some oatmeal, moonwalk to the kitchen table, eat, then make sure your suit is still baller and you're not having to remove a stain.