Debt to be Repaid
Continue to help her until your debt is payed than moonwalk out if there like a baller bauss.
Remember to do the dinosaur.
go with it and pray to Jesus and Faust that Twilight doesn't find you.
Try your darned hardest to do the job correctly until your debt has been paid.
Seriously, even anti-heroes need to do the right thing now and again.
Help AppleJack and hopefully see if she can tell you tell all the mares are trying to sex you up
Carry out your indentured servitude in exchange for food, a home and protection from the other maniacs running about. Yay, pony feudalism!
Work to repay your debt.once completed thank the sane pony for her under standing. Then moonwalk towards the not evil forest and hide..but we all no with your luck your doomed.
ACTUALY HELP HER AND NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID LIKE THE OTHER COMMENTS SAY!
Pull that cart in manly strides and take pride in what you are doing for Applejack. Continue doing this as your manliness radiates off of you with the white hot intensity of A THOUSAND SUNS!
All the while planning an escape route in your mind if Applejack goes all rapey like Twilight and Rarity.
That said, repay your debt by doing what Applejack wants.
Cooperate. Big Mac scares the ever loving sh** outta ya.
And then pranks you at dinner.
Stay in line. Seriously. That big red stallion will tear you up.
watch out for the red one, you have had mares try rape you and almost succeed. If he was to try......
so it might be best if you do as they say for now.
Step one gain some trust complete --- step 2 gain them as allies an friends under way ---step 3 ???? Step 4 profit!
This is your one chance to not get fucked by a pony (hopefully), don't screw yourself over!!!
Comply for now, but if Twilight shows up...GET. THE BUCK. OUT. OF. THERE.
Just do your job before AJ gets even more pissed
Also, pray to Jesus(wherever the hell he is) that Twilight doesn't find you.
Cooperate for now, but remember Rarity also seemed sane at first so maintain a healthy level of paranoia.
Trust her but not fully. Remember how rarity was all liek "Oh no darling I wouldn't do such a thing!" And she wend loco.
Just do what she says but still be cautious and on gaurd.
And look out for big mac. He may EEYUP you to death.
Fulfill your debt to Applejack. You wrecked her stand, so you might as well pay her back. Besides, it's a big orchard, if Twilight comes around, it'll be easier to hide 'till she leaves.
Might as well pay, but make it clear that if you believe your life, sanity, or virginity (wait, I thought I lost it years ago?) is in danger, you will prioritize saving it over paying our debt. If you need to do so, point out that if you lose any of the three you will be unable to repay your debt.
First things first, the debt has to be paid. After the chores are done... Try to be friends with them I guess.
gain their trust
your going to need an ally
Well, there's not much else you can do right now at this point is there? After all, you did wreck her applestand. Granted you WERE running away from an insane purple unicorn, but still there were better ways you could have handled that. You could have wrecked another stand for instance.
Regardless though, what's past is past and now you have a debt to pay, and by Jove you are going to pay it.
Neither Applejack nor Big Macintosh say a word to you as the three of you walk out into the orchard. For now you don't say anything. The day just got started, they are still a little mad, best not to break the ice for now.
While walking through you look around and make not of all the trees and the wilderness around you. In your head you come up with several escape plans in case things go tits up here or Twilight comes back. Most of which just involve running out into the orchard and hoping they don't find you.
Eventually the three of you reach your destination, which to you just looks like the rest of the orchard, but it is THEIR orchard so you figure they know where the hell they are going. Applejack tells you to stay put for a moment while they buck some apple trees. Since you are pretty much useless at this point, you just lean back against the cart and wait for them. You watch as they each take some baskets from the cart and set them up around the trees. Then you see something that makes your jaw drop. You're quite sure it literally dropped.
You watch Applejack kick a tree so hard it practically shakes the entire thing. All the apples that were in the tree fall out and into the baskets. You're not sure if that's by luck or she planned it. Either way, it's still kind of shocking. That's nothing compared to what happens next though.
You watch as Big Macintosh takes down an entire tree with just his right leg. No, seriously, the tree snapped like a twig when he hit it and fell over... with just his right leg.
Cooperate. Big Mac scares the ever loving sh** outta ya.
And then pranks you at dinner.
Stay in line. Seriously. That big red stallion will tear you up.
watch out for the red one, you have had mares try rape you and almost succeed. If he was to try......
so it might be best if you do as they say for now.
And look out for big mac. He may EEYUP you to death.
You were pretty sure of it before but now you're certain. Applejack was threatening enough, but now you're certain that this guy.... pony... will absolutely floor you if you step out of line. Hell, what remained of you could probably be scooped up with a dustpan and a broom by that point. You make a mental note NOT TO MESS WITH HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!
Your mind then drifts to darker places.... every mare you've ran into before (except for Lyra and Bon Bon) has tried to have their way with you... if he....
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO THINK ABOUT THAT!!! BESIDES HE HATES YOU RIGHT NOW!!! AT LEAST YOU HOPE HE DOESN'T HATE YOU TOO MUCH AT THIS POINT!!!
You watch as Applejack glares at Big Macintosh for doing that, though its not the same glare she ever threw at you.
"Eee..... sorry," Big Mac says as he looks away and throws on a goofy smile. Applejack just sighs and walks over around the tree. She then starts picking some of the apples out of the tree and putting them into the baskets manually. You pull your jaw back up off the ground and walk over to help her. Hell, you have a debt to repay, and you could definitely be helpful in this area.
About 15 minutes later, the three of you have managed to fill several baskets full of apples. You actually did manage to help out quite a bit when picking apples from the fallen tree. Your hands were much more suited to the task than their hooves or mouths (you saw them using both).
The three of you then load all of the baskets onto the cart (the baskets were smaller than they looked) and Applejack looks right at you.
"Right, now take that cart back to tha barn, drop off the apples and then get back here." She orders you. "We're gonna need more of em."
"Yes Ma'am," You say politely as you walk on over back towards the cart. You just hear Applejack sigh loudly for a moment before going back to her work. You on the other hand, have a job of your own. You then grab the cart and begin to haul it back towards the barn.
Pull that cart in manly strides and take pride in what you are doing for Applejack. Continue doing this as your manliness radiates off of you with the white hot intensity of A THOUSAND SUNS!
All the while planning an escape route in your mind if Applejack goes all rapey like Twilight and Rarity.
start thinking of how the fuck you're going to pull it once it has baskets full of apples in it. (it's probably going to be alot heavier)
YOU DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH!!!! THIS CART WAS NOTHING WHEN IT WAS EMPTY, BUT THESE APPLES ARE A LOT HEAVIER THAN THEY SEEM!!! YOU PULL ON IT WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH BUT IT HARDLY MOVES!!! YOU ARE ONLY JUST NOW GETTING TO THE BARN!!!!
Invent the combustion engine to power the cart.
OH YOU COULD DO THAT.... IF YOU BLOODY KNEW HOW! WHICH YOU DON'T! YOU AREN'T A MECHANIC YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO INVENT A COMBUSTION ENGINE EVEN IF THE BLUEPRINTS FOR ONE WERE STARING YOU IN THE FACE!!! BY JOVE, THAT WOULD MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER THOUGH, BUT ALAS YOU HAVE NO COMBUSTION ENGINE SO THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.
STILL... YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO LET YOURSELF GET BEATEN BY A HORSE!!! YOU ARE A MAN! A GOD DAMNED HUMAN BEING!!! THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, AND AN HONEST MAN AT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DEBT TO REPAY, AND BY JOVE YOU ARE GOING TO REPAY IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT JUST A MAN, BUT YOU ARE A BAWLER BOSS! THAT'S RIGHT!!! A BALWER BOSS!!! YOU WERE ONE BEFORE YOU GOT HERE, AND YOU STILL ARE NOW!!! AND YOU ALWAYS PAY YOUR DEBTS!!!
You finally reach the barn. You lean back against the cart and let out a loud sigh as you wipe the sweat off your brow. By Jove that was difficult but you did it. You did it.
You also consider that you still need to pay off your college debts when you get home for some reason.
Anyway, you unload all the baskets of Apples where Applejack told you to, which takes less than five minutes actually. The baskets weren't nearly as heavy on their own as the cart, so you could move them pretty easily.
Once you're done with that, you load up some new baskets and turn the cart around to bring it back to Applejack and Big Mac.
Out of the corner of your eye you see an upside down cardboard box with a red exclamation mark on the side. Suddenly Solid Snake peeks from underneath it!
"Shit!" he yells, "Cover blown!"
He then calls in a hind who is piloted by Jesus with Discord as secondary pilot. A rope ladder unrolls from underneath it, which Snake then grabs onto. And then they fly into the sunset.
You're just about to leave when you notice a very peculiar cardboard box. Odd... you don't think you've ever seen cardboard boxes here before. You also notice that it has a red exclamation point painted on the side.
Suddenly, you see someone peek out from under the box, and its not a pony.
"SHIT!" he practically yells as he sees you. "COVER BLOWN!"
You then start to hear a very peculiar noise that seems to be getting louder... and louder...
Suddenly you look up and notice a hind helicopter fly out from behind the barn and stop right above you. The helicopter then lets a ladder down as the box then lifts up to reveal none other than SOLID FUCKING SNAKE!!! He then grabs onto the ladder and it begins to fly up. You look up at it to see that the helicopter is being piloted by none other than Jesus and Discord.
Fly away.
The hind helicopter then proceeds to do just that. With Solid Snake on the ladder, the helicopter then turns off towards the fields and flies out towards the sun.
You stand there gobsmacked for what must have been several minutes. You could swear you were high as all hell when you last saw that... now you've just seen it while sober... You stand there for several more minutes before you finally remember to blink and that you still have a job to do.
Working on this farm IS A PAIN!!!! Yet you have to do it, you do have a debt to repay. You load up and take back several more baskets as you get back to them. Only to unload them and go back to get more. This really is becoming tedious work.
Still, if nothing else, you gotta admit this is a hell of a way to improve your strength.
Make idle conversation and constantly compliment that this is the biggest apple farm you have ever seen, and that the apples look the freshest and reddest you have ever known there could be in a shade of red.
You attempt to strike up conversation with Applejack several times, but she always refuses to speak to you. Not that you can really blame her, though.
small talk with big mac while working to slowly but surly gain his trust
Against your better judgement you also try to strike up a conversation with Big Macintosh as well, though he says even less than Applejack. All he ever seems to say to you is "Eeeyup" and "Nope". You're not sure if he's doing this because he hates you or if he's always like this. He doesn't appear to be mad when he's saying anything to you, at least not anymore.
Eventually, and a LONG eventually later, Applejack allows you a quick lunch break. She even asks if you want anything, but given the pony food you've seen so far and your general politeness, you tell her not to bother with that. Still, you do treat yourself to some of the delicious apples you helped them pick, AND BY JOVE THEY ARE DELICIOUS (you really need to come up with a better catch phrase).
Seriously, these are some of the sweetest apples you've ever tasted, possibly the best-No- THE best apples you've ever tasted. You really gotta hand it to Applejack, she does have some good apples. Now you almost feel even worse for wrecking her stand.
You sit and lean back against the cart as you eat a few more apples. It only occurs to you know that you haven't even had breakfast today.
As you eat your lunch though, you look up in the sky and notice something. At first, you think its the hind helicopter from earlier, but closer inspection reveals it to be something else entirely.
Its a pegasus... no really its a pegasus. Well fuck you Ray Bradbury. You've seen regular ponies and unicorns, and now you're seeing pegasai. Yes, this is the first pegasus you've seen since you got here.
This pegasai in particular seems to be cyan blue in color and has (much to your disbelief) a rainbow mane and tail. You have no idea how that mane is possible, but it clearly is.
The pegasus just appears to be idly flying above the acres as if looking for something.
What do you do?
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hide for the love of god hide
Hide
Attempt to shoot RD down with an invisible Stinger
HIDE! SHE MAY BE WORKING FOR THE PURPLE CRAZY LOCO RAPE YOUR ASS PONY!
HID HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE!!!!!
Carefully hide, if you start blindly running for a hiding spot you're likely to grab attention.
Yell: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
And then hide.
FUCKIN RUN! GO TO THE CARD-BOARD BOX!
Ask Applejack to hide you and make her question Rainbow Dash about what she is searching for.
Find the nearest hay bale and dolphin dive into it, QUICKLY!!!
Wait why has snake left a silenced pistol on the ground.......
Use your dirt camouflage and hide until that Pegasus goes away.
Hug Rainbow Dash.
Well the obvious option here is to yell up at her with a manly voice saying "Look its the flying gay pride parade!"
You will then proceed to manly hide underneath the cardboard box that Snake left behind in a... manly way... just not too manly or else the manliness that radiates off of you will give away your position.
If she doesn't see you, you don't see her. Let's face it: Appplejack and her brother are the only two who haven't tried to kill/rape you yet and now their flying? Just ignore her and continue with your lunch break.
Your inner gentlemen overtakes you as you call out to her and ask her if you can do anything to help.
Use your military Sniper training to shoot her down!
Hide you must survive to repay your debt... and the card bord box can not help now..
Ask her if she's seen where that damn Hind Helicopter keeps going
call out to here "LETS RACE" she zooms away and then you continue help applejack
Hide under a tree and keep a eye on the rainbow haired Pegasus. Unless Applejack or Big Mac need you, DO NOT LOSE TRACK OF THE PEGASUS!
Ask Applejack who the PEGASUS is and why she's here. If she's working for Twilight, run away while throwing apples at her. When she catches up, attempt to put her in a Full Nelson hold.
Her wings begin to stiffen after extended grappling.
Stay hidden and listen 'till you know what she's looking for. If it happens to be you, pray that she's not working for Twilight.
Yell out to the rainbow maned pegasus asking her if she needs help. If she does need help, offer to help after repaying your debt to applejack.
DUCK FOR COVER
and hide in snakes box in the barn
Wave like a maniac! Say hi! Be friendly for a change! She is oooooooobviouslyyyyy the lesbian. Whaaaaaaat could go wrooooooong??
...F**k. She's straight. And horny. You can smell her from there!
RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!
Point your finger at her like a gun and pull the trigger, heavy does it so can you.
Get inside the cardboard box snake if its still their. Then proceed to find applejack and bigmac they have yet to do anything to you so find them and get some protection. Ps if theirs no box travel from cover to cover like an assassin.
Call out to her, and ask her if she's seen a crazed purple rapist nearby.
You find a conveniently placed bale of hay, a cap, a large jacket, and fake eyeglasses/mustache combo. With this clever disguise you can probably follow the rainbow pony now without any repercussions. You idolize yourself for how intelligent you are.
Wanna race?
Since when have these ponies been anything but trouble, engage stealth mode.
Hide in a cardboard box
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!!
You hide under solid snakes box and stealthily sneak to applejack. She is the only female pony you can trust.
Also if your found out yell نكاح الشرطة at the top of your lungs.
Thee options.
A:Run to the nearest box and hide under it and be like your hero Solid Snake.
B:Run away screaming like the coward you really are.
C:Be civilized and say "Hello Governor" Or just just say "Hi!".
DECIDE YOUR FAAAAAATEEEEEEEE!
Snake left his box for a reason...other than you spotting him...
Either:
A. Inject yourself with a zombie virus and eat every single pony within a 70 mile radius of your current location.
or
B: Call upon Jesus to grant you the power of Macho Man Randy Savage's 'Macho Madness,' and throw an apple straight at the flying pegasus's head.
Throw a rock to the pegasus then hide into the cardboard box and wait.
Looking through the box you say to yourself: ¡DAT rainbow colored mane!...... that pegasus must be gay.
C'mon, mates, have some standards.
Step 1: Be polite.
Step 2: Be efficient.
Step 3: Have a plan to
killgreet everypony you meetBonus step: FIND FLUTTERSHY QUICK PLEASE!
Hmm... I don't know what to do now, but at some point write a letter to the princess. It's a gamble, as she may rape you too, but it's the only person Twi will listen to.
2219709 It's my job as an editor to tell you that your comma should be a semicolon.
Climb on top of the barn and jump off so applejack will think the heat is messing with your head then strip naked again and run around growling
Hide in a barrel (cardboard boxes are overrated)
Wait... is this the Rainbow Dash from this comment-driven story's sister fic?
DGING COVER!
If so, just observe in silence.
If this is not that Rainbow Dash, TAKE F
scream out "wonderbolts suck!" for absolutely no reason then jump behind a tree and hide with all the stealth you have.
"I must go my planet needs me"
Check if Rainbow Dash is actually doing anything unusual before making any hasty decisions.
This comes to mind... Too bad you dont have a rocket launcher right now...
Take three steel cylinders. Drill them out so you have three hollow cylinders with three solid cylinders that fit perfectly inside. Hook this up to a frame, with ample space for the solid cylinders to move. Add rods to the cylinders, attached to a wavy pole. Magic up spark plugs, and finish constructing the cylinders. Good, now hook up the frame to a cart. Add a system that will feed the cylinders with refined oil. Connect the wavy pole to the wheels. Remember to add an exhaust system.
Should work. It's a somewhat simplified explanation, but it should work. If not, I can do a Wankel type combustion engine.
Fun fact: I'm not a mechanic. I am not an engineer. You don't need that to invent the combustion engine. You've already seen one. Fill in the blanks.