Bisexual version will come tomorrow. It is my Pièce de résistance for the fanfic.
But I'm really horny extremely tired.

While reading the scenes, feel free to use this as background music:

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's coming, hold on to your grapefruits.
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Would you believe me if I said that I was working on these for hours?

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naw, its just rated M-sex because it's all about rainbow discovering porn and promptly going insane. In a serious form: Yes. If i tagged its wrong, its because this is literally my first clopfic. EVER.

Hey hey hey. I warned you.

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Oh please, you know you like it, ya sexy brony you.

Bisexual version is up. I hope you like it!

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..... Uh huh.
Well, it's still open. Might I ask exactly why you feel that way?

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is it gilda?
your banging my WIFE man!

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's not gilda, you silly filly.

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oh
still
touch her, and have fun getting <REDACTED>

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I'll <REDACTED> you, you <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <DATA EXPUNGED>!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE MAN WHOS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH LEMONS! ILL HAVE MY ENGINEERS, CREATE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

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Go home, Cave Johnson. Peddle your ill-begotten lemons elsewhere.

Also, what d'ya guys think of the new cover art?
Ignore the high-res version. It's pixelated - error with transparency.

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you ruined mine fun

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You're welcome!
It's a reference to Fisto the sex bot from Fallout New Vegas.
Hehehehe. "Fisto."