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Dim, you're a bad influence. You're like that one weird uncle that teaches the kids all the good cuss words.
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Or how to tell fake boobs from real ones. Or to shoot.
no dim. bad dim. no corrupting the innoccent into pyromaniacs.
“Do you have time to discuss burning the wicked and making foals?”
Eh. Could be worse.
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Yeah... Dim didn't say that.
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Close enough considering what Chantico is a Goddess of.
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I have an uncle like that. He is a riot.
Have you ever smoked clove cigarettes? I'm going to be rolling some soon, the only bad thing is they have 4 times the amount of tar that regular cigarettes have.
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I was just going for Johova’s witness but with Chantico, Dim wouldn’t say that.
Dim has an eye for talent. This one might have grown up to burn things RESPONSIBLY. Gods, what a waste.
Dim's saved him from that dull future. BURN IN THE NAME OF CHANTICO. LIGHT THE HEARTH WITH THE BONES OF HER FOES.
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In this instance, I am going with a much older form: marijuana or hashish soaked and cured in clove oil. This has been smoked for a long time. People had bad teeth and a lot of pain, and this was common medicine.
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The origin of the word 'bonfire' comes to mind.
Briar Burr and the Pyroclastic Path, a story of the trials and tribulations of being the second acolyte of Chantico. Love? War? Both? Whatever happens you can be sure it'll be warm and bright!
...it could be a thing!
Just...damn Dim...just damn.
Also: DAT ENDING THO!! <3
I just love these quality Dim chapters Kudzu, and I hope that you keep up your awesome work on them! <3
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My uncle didnt do that, but he was closer to Dim, I think. He taught me how to make Thermite and smoke grenades.
Why does Briar Burr sound like the main character in a KudzuHaiku story that would add to the Weedverse? And what would one even call such a thing? Trial by Fire?
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Probably cause this is a story written by KudzuHaiku, and it is in the Weedverse?
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Precisely! Trust Kudz to catch the good stuff.
I feel it like a raging hard-on, Mister Dim. Also, always lead with "burning the wicked". I'm a simple man.
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was being sarcastic
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It isn't really an unreasonable thing for him to ask. He feels unicorns have an obligation to protect communities with their magic which in his view of the world (which may be a very accurate one for the era he lives in) involves using those powers to destroy those who would harm or take advantage of those communities. He meets a unicorn foal who develops a talent for magic and perhaps for fire spells in particular in an area that is extremely vulnerable to "the wicked" and it becomes very reasonable to want to impress upon this young unicorn the importance of smiting the wicked and defending the community. This isn't the happier Equestria of a generation or two before and this area of the world might have been this bad for far longer than that and they don't need pacifists they need defenders that will do whatever it takes to defend their communities.
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Yes.
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Your avatar fits this comment well. Do me a favor if you reply? Only say yeeeeeeaaaaaassssss...
Dim, you fiend!
Though if you think about it, just about anything Fim does can be seen as fiendish. Dim is lighting a cigarette, fiendishly with fire. Dim is walking down the road. Such a fiend, watch out.
blind as a newborn