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6432308 I meant that it was a dumb question because spiders that are big enough to eat a person are probably one of the most terrifying things one could witness. And he went into the cave all like 'dis gon b eezy'.
And spiders are fucking evil in general.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
22:50_9/16/2015
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should this be two?
For the sword I kept thinking of the singing sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Flamingo is now one of the best characters ever.
She reminds me of the talking guns from Borderlands 2, particularly The Bane. That SMG was always my favorite.
Hey Flamingo, you're a classy blade. Don't let Tarnish give you back to that momma dragon. You're too awesome to molder away in some forgotten hoard. If I may ask though, since you don't like blood and bugs and icky things, what's your preferred occupation?
B-but I love spiders...
Found this typo in the cave.
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I love spiders÷
Hehehe, that sword is the best! :D
Hahaha, nice job on this Kud, nice job!
This needs to become a Goonie adventure.
If the foal isn't there, that poor poor sword.
I was thinking myself that -- like Shining Armor -- Tarnish tossed his wife at the foe.
What is that card from and how do I get all of them?
I vote that wife throwing be on the next Equestria games.
Wow, okay, a talking sword, did not see that one coming
Ah, the Throwing of the Wives. An important military tradition.
1)Talking weaponry is only cool for the first hour(Borderlands2 experience)
2) Spider 'quac. Frikkin ewww
7626241 i think the issue it in borderland its load and limited in here its a full character so diffrent each time
Wife toss! Tarnished and Shining should compete some time. Maybe Gosling can play too after he bulks up a little. I'd pay to see that.
What's this? Magical glowing sword and giant spiders? And Tarnish didn't get to yell "ATTERCOP ATTERCOP!" while dodging them? So close! Missed opportunity.
" Old fat spider spinning in a tree!
Old fat spider can't see me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Won't you stop,
Stop your spinning and look at me!
Old Tomnoddy, all big body,
Old Tomnoddy can't spy me!
Attercop! Attercop!
Down you drop!
You'll never catch me up your tree! "
Ah, yes. The fabled Wife Toss, the deadliest weapon in the Equestrian arsenal. Heed well the wifleman's creed. And never toss your marefriend, for all your opponent must do is marry her, thus rendering you unarmed.
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I don’t think I’ve let out a good, long belly laugh in a while, but something about ‘wifleman’ got me. Well played.