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Cadance~Cola? Bleh, I prefer Chrysi; "The choice of the changing generation!"
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Beware of knock off products!
Chrysalis~Cola is made by Slurm-corp is not an official product of Princess Pop.
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Ah, Princess Pop, makers of such fine products as Iced Celes-Tea, and Fizzy Sparklech!
Was...
Was that a RvB reference just now?
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It was probably parodied or joked about in RvB because it is an external idiom. It's not very common anymore, but I have heard it before.
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Igneous and Cloudy are a little conservative, in the general sense. Traditional family values.
Well, Pinkie had to get from somewhere.
Also, I wonder how long it took for Princess Pop to make Sparkle~Cola after Twilight ascended. And if she's getting any royalties.
... Have you been doing this solely for that stealth pun?
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I'm usually good at understanding idioms and metaphors.
But that flew over my head like a OH-58 over Baghdad. It was fast and I never knew what hit me.
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Innocent look. Me make stealth puns?
Those cola names are so goofy, and for some reason i cant stop to wonder how would the commercial's sound. "Princess pop, taste the juice's of our rulers"
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6308883 Don't play innocent, we all know you are a compunsive assface, who hides stealthy puns stealthily.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
21:39_8/11/2015
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Let's see...
Celestia-Cola is lemon, orange, pineapple, and tamarind...
Luna-Cola is blueberry and grape...
Cadance-Cola is cotton candy and bubblegum...
I imagine Sparkle-Cola would be raspberry and blackberry.
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Twilight~Cola is lavender and blue raspberry.
Blueblood~Cola is cream soda flavoured.
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One of many ways of making them.
So if there where princess colas in the Chase then what flavor would Bucky be?
I imagine some sort of high proof whiskey by princess pop
But then again he already makes drinks. And sorry for bring chase verse into non chase verse story. *prepares for worst and cringed*
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Either that or the flavor would change based on who's drinking it. If you're good then it'll taste good, but if you're evil then it will taste horrible.
Or it would just give you gas.
lol, just lol.
Awesoem chapter, hehehehe eue
The cow and milk thing went over my head entirely.
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Cloudy has long been aware that Tarnished and Maud were having sex. She didn't like the fact that this was happening before marriage. She's relieved that Tarnished has "made an honest mare of" Maud, because she was afraid that Tarnished was going to just keep taking advantage of Maud's love without marrying her. The "cow" is the mare, the "milk" is sexual love, and "buying" refers to marriage. See?
Cloudy spoke without considering that Tarnished's mother, Pinny, was in truth taken advantage of that way, and abandoned when she got pregnant. Cloudy is moralistic, but she is not cruel, and she did not mean to make Pinny feel bad. She especially didn't want to do this given that Pinny is now her in-law, kin by the marriage of Maud and Tarnished.
This is wholly in character for Kudzu's Cloudy. Or for that matter mine. Or the vanilla-canonical one. Pinkie's mother is a nice mare.
The walls have ears
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6308414 Hey Rookie, did you just call my girl a cow?
Nah dude, I think he called her a slut.
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It's an Elvis reference. When asked if he would ever marry, he replied, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk through the fence?" which caused some consternation among conservatives sorts. I don't know if the phrase was used at all before that.
The things you come up with are absolutely adorable.
My mother said the thing about buying the cow when i started living with my boyfriend before we married~
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Yes, another RvB fan!
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https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=lyrics+keep+your+hands+to+yourself&&view=detail&mid=B1C13B7AEA6EFD1F0E92B1C13B7AEA6EFD1F0E92&&FORM=VDRVRV
You can't access the original video in the USA. Too bad because it's great
If you have sparkel cola remember, it MUST be carot flavored.
also pinkie pie is always watching you....forever...
The best paragraph in the chapter