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Hey look.
Return of the beginning of the chase.
misguided viewpoints fueled by prejudice and bias.
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I just can't help myself!
6286029 I can help.
*grabs a newspaper and rolls it*
Write some originality! Or I'mma wack you.
Don't make me paint myself purple.
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**Hurt look**
But this story does show some originality. **Sniffle**
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*colt gets into a bad spot, and meets older mare who helps him out,*
*Older mare trails colt into 'love'*
*older mare railroads him into marriage*
Original?
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Meh, the other stuff... there is lots of other stuff.
And Maud isn't railroading him into marriage.
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There. That's better. You remembered the awesome other stuff.
ALL OF THE OTHER STUFF IS AWESOME.
I know she's not.
but still, if I made a basic summation of the plot.
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Having pigeons come to roost on Maud if she stops was funny and original.
6286069 it was.
it was part of the stuff.
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Pinkie Pie attempting to cause an actual musical number to break out in a story.
6286074 That was original.
I submit.
You are an original author.
I can sympathize with the bureaucrat here. Seeing the ugly side of something day in and day out can really wear on you. My sister is involved in the court system, and often does mediation for couples. She once told me, and she was only half joking, that she thought that parents should have to have a license to be allowed to have/raise children.
Too late.
It is fantastic to see Maud and Tarnished get married from the outside, rather than the inside, where it looks like a horrible emotional trainwreck waiting to happen.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go sing a song now stuck in my head.
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight...
Is this tax break significant?
I get why Celestia is doing it, but if yes, then it's a little unfair. I wonder how old this program is. Because now's the time of love marriages, you can't help who you fall in love with.
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Sky rockets in flight...
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I never established the amount in my head. I don't know.
Poor Afternoon Delight...
I hope she's able to catch a glimpse of their love, or at least somepony's love. She needs a balm for that bureaucracy-cooled heart.
I want to punch to Afternoon Delight in the throat.
Welp, that was anticlimatic... but happy times are ahead methinki! :D
Awesome job dude, awesome job!
you write some entertaining stuff.
We need a bureaucracy to control the growing bureaucracy.
6507009 THE SPIRAL NEVER ENDS!!!!!
If only Afternoon Delight knew, she may be restored a piece of her soul....
And that was anti-climactic, though very funny.
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It's obviously part of a conspiracy to increase the number of alicorns being born...
Isn't she just a bundle of pure joy and optimistic hope?
The second one is hilariously bad!
I actually got married at City Hall, and it was more romantic than that! Though, admittedly, we didn't have to deal with anyone as negative as Afternoon Delight.
Tarnished Pie...
Is that a sex thing?
It sounds like a sex thing...
hmmm...
I don't get it.
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Is it just me, or should Pinkie have picked up on Delight's misgivings and had a little talk with her?
And brought yummy, gooey, melt-in-your-mouth, chocolate-chocolate-chip cookies?
At least unless someone is of an evil bent it wouldn't be her paperwork to complete but rather the pony that took her place
"Zim! You have head-pigeons. Go to the school nurse before it spreads to the other students."
Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim
O_o
owwwww ow ow owwwww oooooowwww
Kind of hoping they do that in "When Consequences Come Home"
I never thought the chapter in which Tarnish in Maud get married would be the one that causes me to clench my fists in anger. I want to grab Afternoon Delight and shake her while shouting that she doesn't understand.
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Woohoo... I did my job.
The great paper machine claims another victim. Oh, the horror!
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*stares at Afternoon Delight out of the shadows and sharpens butcher's knives* We're gonna have a special on pony steaks soon ... anyone want some?
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I've been punched in the throat. I went from having a normal sounding voice to no voice at all in a split second. In about six months i was actually able to speak a bit, even if i sounded like batman if he smoked for thirty years. And now my voice is permanently deeper and much more gravelly and rough.
It felt good to have an excuse to glare at people and not say a word.
I mean, I honestly get where Afternoon Delight is coming from.
It has all the signs of a shotgun-wedding of necessity, combined with Maud's apparent lack of interest/enthusiasm, their youth, and the sheer number of marriages she must see that are exactly what she assumes this to be, it makes perfect sense she'd draw the conclusion she does.
So long as she doesn't go spreading malicious rumors about them, her actions and attitude are perfectly reasonable and even logical.
Fucking A, this entire comment section being mad at a woman who is feeling basic goddamn compassion while committing the grievous sin of misreading a situation because the players involve send off all the wrong signals.
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Oh, Afternoon Delight...if only you knew...